Jacob the Weeb

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There is a Polaroid sitting at Shinji’s feet of himself in this same position, creating a tiny eternal reflection or Droste effect.
Rei Ayanami and Sora Kingdom Hearts sit side by side on the convention garage steps, both posting pictures of themselves on their own phones
Kinger, among the funniest of cosplays
cardboard standees of the anime cast of Madoka Movie the final Movie god I want it to come out so bad man
“Turns out you had the crappiest but best kind of brain. One that can only find heaven when you’re in hell.”
Here lies Beavis. He never scored.
“If I empathize, if I’m able to bear that guilt too, then I can create stronger weapons. I… tried to understand your guilt, Asa. But in the end… I couldn’t comprehend it.”
“If the death devil takes over the world, I guess all the humans will die in the world will belong to devils from now on. But I’m sure you’d be okay, Denji!”
“I made a contract with the governor of California. In exchange for me not attacking California, the citizens of California will shoulder the burden of my deaths.”
75% personality match with Misato, high placements for Asuka and Kaworu
“You can call me Li’l D.”
“America!” - enamored War devil
“We’re superheroes, aren’t we?!” 💔
“Should the solitary warrior from hell be flirting with a girl?” “That ain’t my backstory, bub!”
Chapter 200: Toxic Couple “What are you doing?” “Shooting the sunset cuz I hate sunburns.”
“On the day of prophecy, for some reason or another, mankind’s fear of death will reach its peak.”
“Um, I’m the new transfer student. Um! So this is sudden, but I’m here…to save you guys!”
“There was never any way I could be friends with a devil! I was an idiot to get duped!”
“Isn’t it great that we got to return to our normal lives?”
“At some point! I’ll find family again somewhere!”
“You’re correct. Chainsaw Man is indeed messy.”
“It’s all my dick’s fault! I can’t fight it! It ruins everything around me!”
Denji’s face, mouth agape, thinkin’ about sex just a little bit
“Poop paper…you know, toilet paper. Have you ever eaten TP? When I went hungry as a little kid, that’s what I’d eat. From the park’s public restroom.”