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i play videos game and i guess i remembered how to make music. he/him. weffjebster.stream clockelixir.bandcamp.com

a screenshot of a video game. it's a small portion of an old green monochrome terminal screen that reads "C: SOUNDS LIKE MATH."
A picture taken through the empty portion of a coke zero bottle, revealing that there is a picture of a soccer player on the inside of the label. He's got cool hair and I'm sure I should know who he is but I don't
the title screen for final fantasy iv / final fantasy ii US
Black text on a white background that reads "CD Baby: Ipso Facto Meeny-Moe MAGICO is Finalized for Digital Distribution"
donation confirmation to Minnesota Immigrant Rights Action Committee. The total is 588.23.
A numbered list. It's probably a track listing for upcoming punk rock Chrono Trigger concept album Ipso Facto Meeny-Moe MAGICO, but who can really say? 1. Ipso Facto 2. Meeny-Moe MAGICO! 3. Thanks for Nothing 4. Mammon Machine 5. Falling Star 6. Hand Grenade 7. Defect 8. For Schala 9. Super Ultra Presto TRANSFORM-O! 10. Masamune! 11. How it All Ends 12. Sleepyhead
an artist's rendering of a grandfather clock, in various color values of brass/brown, with a soft white outline. The clock is on the left side of the picture and looks like it's got some black and white spines or spikes coming out of it. It's on a mostly black background, and the background has gears with a soft white outline. Up the left side of the picture reads the words "Ipso Facto Meeny-Moe MAGICO" in an all-caps white font.
a black background with white text that reads "Your actions and decisions can impact the story, characters and world around you."
A stupid bearded white guy wearing a tank top that has a cool dragon on it that says trans rights. He's making a stupid face because he's dumb
a big list of .wav files with the heading "Freesound.org Artists" that is cut off at the bottom, implying there are even more, because lol indie games rule
A bearded white dude doing a lazy double biceps pose. He's wearing a cool tanktop with a dragon breathing the trans pride flag colors and it says Trans Rights in stylized flaming all caps letters. It is unclear what his motives for posting this are
An incredibly self indulgent gym mirror selfie, taken at a flattering angle and frankly shamefully misrepresenting the actual size of the subject's upper arms. Nonetheless, the subject is a white man with neck length hair and a full beard, standing sideways in front of a mirror and flexing his bicep.
Mirror selfie of a man with neck length bair and a full beard wearing a tanktop. The tanktop is partially obscured by a drink cup but reads Trans Rights
a promotional image of american medical drama series "Chicago Hope" but it's very badly photoshopped so the actor's face is covered by the face of the new Pope Leo XIV and the title is Chicago Pope
Heartless Hidetsugu {3}{R}{R} Legendary Creature -- Ogre Shaman {T}: Heartless Hidetsugu deals to each player damage equal to half that player's life total, rounded down. Hidtesugu held over a dozen oni in blood oath. At his touch, rocks scorched. At his word, cities burned. 4/3
The green mana symbol from magic: the gathering
A bearded man with mid length hair and a full beard wearing an Outer Wilds hat and a flannel shirt over a Kentucky Route Zero tee shirt. He is holding a Blake's El Chavo cider. He's clearly very pretentious
A screenshot from the video game Final Fantasy IV. It is of the equipment screen. The character is Palom. His replacement name is Pinkie. He has 255 attack, 255 defense, and 60 magic power. His equipment is: Right hand crystal sword, left hand avenger sword, helmet Adamant armor, body adamant armor, arms adamant armor.
the scryfall.com error message for "No cards found," a downward facing pentagonal shape with a horizontal line in the upper middle, with the text "No cards found" beneath it
a pack shot of the PS5 game Lost Soul Aside. this skeet is a biblical reference to Matthew 16:26 but actually castlevania: symphony of the night
a drastically overexposed bright orange selfie with the text RELATABILITY INTENSIFIES overlaid on it
My screen, showing me having beaten a seed of earthbound randomizer with two dead characters and with Paula only having 1hp and the feeling odd status
a crop of the image in OP which zooms in on the Alolan Sandslash on the Nintendo Switch screen
A character naming screen from Final Fantasy IV Free Enterprise Randomizer. Cecil is named SHWING. Edward is named WHIFF! Porom is named ZIP! Kain is named BOING! Rosa is named TWANG! Cid is named BOOM! Rydia is named BRRRRT. Yang is named POW! Edge is named KRSPLT. Tellah is named ...... Palom is named ZAP! FuSoYa is named KaBlAm.
A screenshot of the game Balatro. It is a button that reads "Jokerless" with a checkmark next to it.
An unread email from Old Navy in a gmail inbox. The subject line is "A V-Day present for you; 50% off ALL Valentine's Day styles"
Me, a bearded man in a ball cap and some generic lookin "sporty" safety sunglasses that i had to wear because i forgot my actual sunglasses at home. My dad used to work for the gas and electric company so he has like a hundred thousand of these damn things in his car
A handful of reese's eggs that I'm gonna buy anyway dammit
A google search field with "what is a prime number whose digits sum to a prime number" and google's absolutely ass for brains AI overview saying that "A prime number whose digits sum to another prime number is 17; when you add the digits of 17 (1 + 7), you get 8, which is also a prime number."
A news headline reading "Cincinnati Reds select Cooper Bowman in the rule 5 draft"
The 2024 Twitch Streamer Recap for weffjebster. The title is "Clippable, Raiding Quest Conqueror of the Year." He had 130 new followers, 37.2K hours watched, and 91 new subscribers. The top categories he streamed were Final Fantasy IV, Final Fantasy VI, Super Mario RPG, Chrono Trigger, and Timespinner, placing him in the top 10% for all five. He streamed 178 times in 2024 and his chat sent 110K chats. 210 clips were made of his stream. The top emote used from his channel was "weffjeJAM" which is an animated emote of weffjebster, a man with long brown hair and a full beard, bobbing his head with a nasty rock frown.
An email from LinkedIn asking me to follow Mark Cuban on LinkedIn.
A bench at crunch fitness with 12 dumbbells on and around it. The average human has about two arms
A four-way bean with garlic from dixie chili
The final fantasy iv character naming screen. Everyone is named after a weapon they cannot use
The FF4 Free Enterprise character naming screen. Cecil is Tappng, Edward is LipSmk, Porom is Clack, Kain is Zipper, Rosa is Bblwrp, Cid is Gulpng, Rydia is Sighng, Yang is Snips, Edge is Scrtch, Tellah is Chewng, Palom is Click, FuSoYa is WsPrNg.
A fortune cookie paper that says "Optimists believe we live in the best of worlds and pessimists fear this is true."
A bottle of white label Weller bourbon and 4 Glencairn glasses filled with said bourbon
A meat smoker, smoking meats
An image from the aurora.dev website that shows a cloud icon with a down arrow and the text "Zero Maintenance"
An image from the aurora.dev website that shows a sparkle icon with the text "Simply delightful."
A message from emily armstrong, new lead singer of Linkin Park. "Hi, I'm Emily. I'm new to so many of you, and I wanted to clear the air about something that happend a while back. Several years ago, I was asked to support someone I considered a friend at a court appearance, and went to one early hearing as an observer. Soon after, I realized I shouldn't have. I always try to see the good in people, and I misjudged him. I have never spoken with him since. Unimaginable details emerged and he was later found guilty. To say it as clearly as possible: I do not condone abuse or violence against women, and I empathize with the victims of these crimes."
a google search box with "what's jared from subway up to these days" typed and ready to launch
poot... Or is it?
a pile of mozzarella sticks and marinara
email promotion from old navy promoting $22 MIDI skirts, which I assume doesn't have to do with discrete event-driven digital instrument programming. but what if?
A pamphlet whose cover reads "IV Drip Menu" that's in the seat pocket of the Lyft I'm in right now
X from mega man x trapped behind a bunch of blocks in sting chameleon's stage
corphish
the subject line of an email that reads "Your Star City Games Order Confirmation"