Kyle Weidleman

@weidleman.com

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Dad. Dog dad. Union man. pfp 🖋️ @atlastalos.bsky.social

the product specs of an $8 uncrustables maker
A can shaped glass with a parody World Cup 2026 logo where the Cup has been replaced with a Sickos soccer trophy. It reads “PAUSA DE HIDRATACIÓN”
A chart comparing World Cup countries by GDP/capita in USD. Switzerland is #1 at $100,000 and Qatar is #2 at $88,000. The USA is #4 at $82,000.
Kyle wearing a USWNT jersey in a men’s cut. it’s from the “paint drip” era. you know it’s a women’s team jersey because there are stars over the crest.
Family section on Paul Dolan’s Wikipedia entry: Dolan's son Peter was selected by the Guardians in the 33rd round of the 2014 MLB draft as a third baseman out of Gilmour Academy.[10] His brother Matt was a state senator in Ohio, and his cousin James is owner of the New York Knicks of the National Basketball Association (NBA), and the New York Rangers of the National Hockey League (NHL).
A Magic: the gathering logo generator’s generated logo reading: “FORTNITE: the cardgame”
Google News screenshot with two different headlines: Headline one from CBS Sports: Oklahoma City Thunder vs. San Antonio Spurs Live Score and Stats - May 22, 2026 Gametracker Headline two from NBC Sports: Tottenham Hotspur vs Everton live updates: Spurs take the lead on the final day
absolutely insane that armies used to have drummers. like hello yes we are here to slaughter each other but before that my boy nathaniel's gonna drop a sick ass beat on yall Imao show em how it's done nate
A photo of the old terminal of National Airport in the DC area. Outside is parked a black jeep with a bunch of stormtroopers and Darth Vader standing around. Also Imperial flags flying off the jeep. Behind, is the airport in all marble with giant “America 250” banners as backdrop.
an old timey newspaper cartoon panel one, a mustachioed man is talking to a femme-coded Popeye in a feathered hat. Popeye says: LEM. DARLIN, PROMISE YA WON'T BE MAD AT ME IF I TELLS YA SUMPIN Lem, the mustachioed man: OF COURSE, I WONT BE MAD AT MY LITTLE WIFEY, WHAT IS IT? Popeye: I YAM AMPHIBIOUS Lem: AMPHIBIOUS?!! panel two: Popeye rips off the hat and dress to reveal the traditional Popeye costume. Popeye says: I WEARS BOTH WOMAN'S AN' MAN'S CLOTHES - ARF! ARF! I YAM, POPEYE THE SAILOR
Stella Sacco @antlervel.vet • 1h (Joined Jun '23) (Bluesky Elder) Clavicular's friend Androgenic much like your posting @mlyp.bsky.social •1h (Joined Jul '23) (Bluesky Elder) He's bald and wears a wig that regularly gets stolen. I love him
a white man’s hand holding a 1”x2” metal rectangle with an eagle etched on it with the word “THANKS”
SICKOS-DOT-JPEG
Astronaut pointing a gun at another astronaut saying “Always has been”
Leo pointing meme
giant GSP puppy on a brown leather couch atop a lot of pillows and snuggling/nibbling on a stuffed pig toy (made for children, not dogs; not that it’s ever stopped her)
the movie poster for “Riding in Cars with Boys” but the picture of Drew Barrymore was replaced with a photo of a dead-and-reanimated-looking pic of the Nonce Formerly Known as Prince Andrew at the top, the name now reads “Drew Mountbatten-Windsor” no. I am not okay.
Two fresh pepperoni rolls, with hot cheese still oozing from them and glistening with oils from the pepperoni inside. Served in a basket with white-and-green checkered paper and a ramekin of marinara.
PEPPERONI ROLL ORIGINATION Born in the coalfields. Perfected in the bars. Invented in the 1920s by Italian immigrants in the north-central West Virginia, the pepperoni roll was made for miners - portable, hearty, and full of flavor. No refrigeration. No fuss. Just bread and sticks of pepperoni baked right in. Hungover? Pepperoni roll. Broke? Pepperoni roll. On the run? Pepperoni roll. Nettie's Tavern
panel one: Bart Simpson looking sad with the caption “This is the worst one” panel two: Homer with his hand on Bart’s shoulder to comfort him “This is the worst one so far”
as the group chat’s resident Short King, I love all of the short jokes about Bitch Bovino
peasant: we should improve society somewhat. pedant popping out of a well: yet you participate in society. curious! I am very intelligent.
screenshot of Server Life subreddit Post title: Dealing with ICE in Minneapolis is hard right now, this is how we get the info to the guys on the line quickly and quietly photo: a point-of-service screen with a modification button that reads “LA MIGRA”
Hey Kyle, We noticed a large transaction in your ***** account. Here are the details: Date: 2026-01-18 Amount: $206.52 Category: Groceries
a post from X L. Louise Lucas @SenLouiseLucas I have the utmost respect for Senator Kaine and Senator Warner but we do not need “coaching” on redistricting coming from a cuck chair in the corner. How about you all stay focused on the fascist in the White House and let us handle redistricting in Virginia. 10-1
meme of a white guy with short hair and a beard (but no mustache?) saluting and then scream-crying.
Kyle, wearing a red knit cap, brown sweater and navy winter coat leans on a dark grey Chevy SUV. he is extremely happy and even more uncool.
Kyle, wearing a red toque, brown sweater and navy winter coat leans on a dark grey Chevy SUV. he is extremely happy and even more uncool.
This was systematic discrimination, documented in writing, implemented without consequence. It’s striking how casual it all was. “Chicago Fire—the UL [upper level] can be [anyone], but we need diverse SWs [staff writers].” As in other industries, upper-level positions—writers with experience and credits—could still be filled by white men. But the entry-level jobs, the staff writer and co-producer positions that Matt and thousands of other aspiring writers were competing for, were reserved for others.
a half-full plastic tumbler of iced espresso with the crema line going all the way up to the top. please excuse the cluttered kitchen counter.
SICKOS meme YES… HA HA HA… YES
The July/Aug 2018 cover of The Atlantic Monthly focusing on a trans kids in a negative light. What should’ve been the top story was “We’re Not Prepared for the Next Pandemic,” and yet… Anyway, it’s a red filtered photo of a trans boy with the words: Your Child Says She's Trans. She Wants Hormones and Surgery. She's 13. BY JESSE SIGNAL
The NES “robot,” ROB
A close up photo of Abigail Spanberger, a blonde woman wearing a cloth mask with rainbows on it. The text overlaying her face reads: “ABIGAIL SPANBERGER is for They/Them NOT US”
a sleepy German Shorthaired Pointer puppy. she is mostly white with brown speckles, a mostly brown head and brown tail. she’s sleeping on a tan checkered pillow-bed.
a sleepy German Shorthaired Pointer puppy. she is mostly white with brown speckles, a mostly brown head and brown tail. she’s sleeping on a tan checkered pillow-bed.
Lindsey Bluth (a blonde woman with long hair and bangs) and Tobias Fünke (a bald, bespeckled, mustachioed man) are sitting next to each other having a conversation in three panels. Panel one, Lindsey: Well, did it work for those people? Panel two, Tobias: No, it never does. I mean, these people somehow delude themselves into thinking it might, but… Panel three, Tobias: but it might work for us.
a black-and-white photo of a young-ish Peter Capaldi looking intensely over the top of a broadsheet newspaper
The most 90s-ass logo you can imagine that reads: “WWF in Your House”
a toddler boy eating a popsicle while wearing a tshirt that reads “LIL BRO”
our boy Leo with another banger copypasta from the same thread: I inform and communicate with all my partners, that not only do i fuck around and expect safe sex practices because I dont like condoms, but also that I prefer a breeding kink but will absolutely not take care of the kid. I stand by that and respect women if they decline. A lot havent declined.
a bevy of Korean junk food with a pot of ramyeon boiling on the stovetop in the foreground
a video still of a woman with long brown hair and a black shortsleeved dress making weird hand gestures because she learned from a young age that talking with your hands is “too ethnic.” her caption reads “they ran a false sob story of a convicted murderer.” at the very bottom is the chyron from “Starship Troopers” reading “WOULD YOU LIKE TO KNOW MORE?”
a clear airplane liquor bottle with a yellow label that reads 99 BANANAS
Jesse, what the fuck are you talking about?
DW from the PBS cartoon “Arthur” saying “That sign can’t stop me because I can’t read!”
Charles Entertainment Cheese, a giant gray anthropomorphic mouse wearing a purple and green tshirt with jeans is being arrested and taken out of a restaurant by a cop who’s taking this all way too seriously. There is a “Parental Advisory” label because it looks like an album cover tbh.
two skeets first, a quoted post reading “Migrants at a Miami immigration jail were shackled with their hands tied behind their backs and made to kneel to eat food from styrofoam plates “like dogs”, per a report from Human Rights Watch” second, Gail’s skeet about Wolverine kicking the shit out of everybody
But I get down a lot as l've never dated or had sex with any girl that wasn't an escort. There is no social validation that comes from having sex with escorts even if you are good at sex, good looking and [highlighted in yellow] some escorts find you very attractive. [end highlight]
Geordi La Forge miming “wait a minute” to a caption reading: POTATO WEDGES Geordi pointing like “yeah, that’s right” to a caption reading: “JOJOS”
weather forecast showing rain for the next 10 days
an off-balance photo of a thermostat set to 68°F showing an ambient temperature of 79°F. it’s 6:30 in the morning so it’s only going to get worse. apparently it’s supposed hit 100°F today.
NY Times opinion headline that reads: “Donald the Dove, Hillary the Hawk” from 2016
a photo of Bill de Blasio, a white man in a blue suit with a yellow tie speaking into a microphone, and the following headline: De Blasio: 'Well, Well, Well, Not So Easy To Find A Mayor That Doesn't Suck Shit, Huh?'
337 Rides ⭐️5.0 Rating 8.8 Years
the final paragraph of a POLITICO article about right-wing entertainment: “I think that ‘Christian’ is used by the media to downplay or to stereotype,” Abbott told Moms for America. “It’s reverse racism or however you want to define it. You get stereotyped and put in this box. And that’s what they want to do, they want to put faith in a box and make it go away. And we will never let that happen.”
Ben Franklin's "Join, or Die." flag, except each segment of the snake is a different color of the rainbow
Jeremy Allen White is in the foreground of the shot, in focus, looking tired, dishealved, and sweaty. Ebon-Moss Bacharach is out of focus in the background holding a coffee cup and looking confused or concerned (likely both for his character). they are in an industrial kitchen.
Washington Post headline: D.C's Reagan National Airport will close during Army's birthday bash Subhed: Military flyovers and fireworks on June 14, which coincides with Trump's birthday, are expected to disrupt commercial passenger flights.