Dave Jones

@welshgasdoc.bsky.social

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Ex-medical student

Sunrays through the windows of St Peter’s Basilica.
A cat carefully timing the exact moment to pounce, but absolutely fucking it up and going into a massive panic.
An elderly golden retriever, who - in his day - was quite the looker.
Stewart Lee saying who else supports them.
Nicola Murray saying the Prime Minister is the “right man FOR the moment”.
Robot Redford, from Rod Hull and Emu, played by Freddie Stevens.
Stewart Lee: “…cunts are as well”.
Stewart Lee: “…cunts did as well”
"Reorganise to create the illusion of progress. We trained hard, but it seemed that every time we were beginning to work as a team, we would be reorganised. I was to learn later in life that we tend to meet any new situation by reorganizing, and a wonderful method it can be for creating the illusion of progress while producing confusion, inefficiency, and demoralization." Gaius Petronius Arbiter(d. 66 AD) Roman satirist
Elon Musk accusing Donald Trump of being in the Epstein files.
The Phoenix Nights talent show judging panel