wetchurch 〰️🛸🌌

@wet.church

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perfectly spherical entirely smooth and cool to the touch dialectical immaterialist

close up of neapolitan white pizza (no tomato sauce just olive oil under the cheese) covered in crumbled pistachio, spring onion, rosemary, red and green pepper flakes
paralives screenshot, character creator. dumpy doe-eyed 5 0'clock shadow homer simpson
paralives screenshot, character creator. marge simpson with a beautiful face
ice spice mii
cassie ainsworth mii
alex jones mii
hank hill mii
meechy darko mii
tilda swinton mii
karl marx mii
hasan piker mii
harrison smith mii
roman roy mii
homer simpson mii
anthony edwards mii
christina koch mii
a blue and white signpost with an airplane icon and arrow on either side of the words "xi jinping's hawaii tour" above a xi jinping mii strolling merrily
screenshot of tomodachi life with the text "Acquaintences: Seems like-minded (x2)" in thought bubbles above the heads of two miis. the miis are zohran mamdani and karl marx
battlefield 6 gameplay footage. player wet_church is driving a utility vehicle with C4 attached to the hood, which is used to ram into the back of the enemy tank. player hops out of vehicle and detonates C4, causing tank to explode, and proceeds to shoot several additional enemy players who had been congregating near the tank.
battlefield 2 factions - people's liberation army, middle eastern coalition, united states, russia
poster for 2013 reality series vanilla ice goes amish
your day at a glance: stop waiting.
two red and black spotted bugs going to town on each other in a sexual fashion
cyberpunk 2077 gameplay featuring first-person driving - swerving between lanes, narrowly missing head-on collisions, and regaining control
smurfs movie poster with horrid little gremlin and the text "natasha lyonne is mama poot," "poot! there it is!", and "smurfs - only in theaters july 18"
ai image of pinhead from hellraiser chilling in the mountains in a brown sweater printed onto a physical greeting card
marge simpson and a smooth man crouched in the middle of a lane in a bowling alley dialogue: Caress it. Experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it, Marge ? Ooh, very smooth. Smooth ? Yes ? Yes, very. Yes. - Yes. Smooth ? Yes. - Smooth. Yes. You could eat off of it. You hungry ? Yes. Four onion rings !
metal truss gusset plates, used in construction to strengthen wood roofing frame joints
sticky note sitting in gutter on road detritus
lil toyota pickup with mismatched panel colors and a bulbous red bed cover with double height back glass
Frankie Muniz @frankiemuniz 1d Just landed in Vancouver to start working on Malcolm tomorrow. But I have no clothes because @AmericanAir lost my luggage. Alex Cervasio @cvas Replying to @frankiemuniz and @AmericanAir @BarstoolBigCat need your help here 3:54 PM 02 Apr 25
vintage black leather clown shoes
all white clown shoes
red and white striped clown shoes with the bulbous front end and a star on the ankle
bar keeper's friend abrasive cleaning paste
old school blue vinyl king size water bed with a grand oak bed frame and headboard in an uncomfortably small room
greyscale photo of nancy mace that is not haunted
NOAA convective outlook for March 3rd in the distinct shape of a whole dick and balls
product photo of button up faux-denim shirt with bizarrely colorful bird sleeves
diner style half and half packet cup
art by Ed Emshwiller for ‘Science Fiction Magazine’ (1955) depicting a dude with a spacey helmet firing a laser pistol in front of a beat-up looking rocket
spunch Bob crossed fingers
a cute little guy named PROXIMUS THRESH
black knit sweater with white arm stripes and a stitched fox in ice climbing gear prominently placed on the chest
tweet from the spectator index: BREAKING: NVIDIA on course to lose $350 billion in market value based on pre-market trading
screenshot of above post with floating 'you will no longer receive notifications for this thread' bubble
duolingo streak widget with some kind of cronenberg merged body situation
costar your day at a glance widget: touch yourself
purple head wobbling and being scanned: ahhh AHHHH ahh-ahh
sam altman looking concerned
bobo the bear looking lowkey despondent in a white void
ridiculous sport, ice gridiron. runner chased by defender as he runs across the ice
late dawn photo of a bunch of geese on an icy lake
ad thumbnail with 'buy now' text on the bottom left. image is a crudely photoshopped doctor in scrubs pointing a gloved hand at the hollow of a wrinkly arm
tweet from Gary @plzbepatient: I think a guy whose grandpa fought in WW2 should get priority when it comes to access to the American job market over someone who has never set foot in this country. I'm the woke right.
madden 95 screenshot with text box: Now this guy holds the egg like no one else out there. He takes those big bear paws and he cradles that egg like a new mother. Talk about touch!
- kingdom of prussia returns (german parliament dissolved, bavaria absorbed by austria) - a document leak reveals the ACP is controlled by the US state department... and so is the DSA - school janitor blows up on tiktok, quits his job, only learns about the impending tiktok ban afterwards - jimmy fallon fucking dies - jimmy carter does not, people start getting suspicious (vampire?) - barron trump starts streaming on twitch - donald trump quotes rosa luxemburg in a national address, does not acknowledge it - john fetterman changes parties - not to republican, but to the working families party - natasha lyonne grammy - burger king meat scandal - republicans reclaim 'woke' as a descriptor for conservatism major celebrity comes out as trans - not as in starts transition, but as in transitioned pre-fame and no one knew
tweet from @jaredpolis - "For your Saturday enjoyment, I asked AI to come up with the cutest possible image ☺️" [AI image of dumbass cat]
image from the game Skitchin with the same text as above