Wet Luzinski

@wetluzinski.bsky.social

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Wet Luzinski is the poet laureate of http://thegoodphight.com, a blog about the Philadelphia Phillies. He also plays and coaches Ultimate.

Odds for Argentina- Cabo Verde
Money no taste
Inhale deeply And booooo
Nixon’s cake by the ocean
Nats fans explore the bereft-pissed off-despair continuum as the Phillies go on a tear in the 9th inning
Krusty meme: and bet against the Germans? I thought Curacao was due!
The 2026 Union stink like hot ice
Nine separate misfortunes
Phillies hat on Broad Street as traffic zooms past
Chase Utley melting steel with his dugout stare
Trev is talking about the Fointinz’ SAID
Kirk saying goodbye to Spock behind a glass window
An artistic rendering of Odubel Herrera’s game-ending catcher to be preserve Cole Hamels’ no-hitter.
Imagine a snake mascot that looks like someone who non-verbally begs for wedgies.
Listen guy
Network: mad as hell, not gonna take it anymore
This is a simple game (manager monologue from Bull Durham)
Robert Duvall in The Natural
Angry elf
Mans has a purple suit and brown shoes mmmmkay
Italian Market barrel fire
Dudes in suits and topcoats using the shared desk to spell words
You suck, McBain!
Barkley and Hurts were the only two Eagles rushers today
Only dos personas talking during medio tiempo
Citizen Kane for President
Farley remembers that one time. Stupid!
Eagles fan LISTEN meme
In my fantasies, Pete & Chasten will have Kamala & Dougoe over for weekly potlucks that Michele O. will crash with a bottle of wind & gossip, after which Dr. Jill & Joe bring the dogs over along with some homemade brownies to enjoy while they all sing Karaoke.
Philadelphia losing three different sports by a 2:1 score ratio
Chase Utley real mad
Russian nesting doll Pat Burrell needs three wins to be whole
A collection of Phillies memorabilia
Tommy Lasorda
Hooray for everything (Simpsons)
Schmidt poster: drink your milks
Five dudes in suits behind a desk talking football postgame
5! Doods in suits now talking about football behind a desk under some sort of pagoda/chuppah
But nine misfortunes, I’d like to see that!
T-Shirt art of HR ball fan nicknamed “Cruela da Phil.”
Simpsons meme where principal Skinner hides the Aurora borealis from superintendent Chalmers
People in the rain dressed real nice talking football in a smelly alcove
WPA for the right
Simpsons: Mr. Burns/standing over pile of cash before NRC inspector: “is there some confusion about this?”
Mamdani campaign strikes back with Mr. Met giving the finger
Cops suspect another cop who harassed his ex-girlfriend
This one goes to 11 - Spinal Tap
Greg Luzinski
“David Robertson is the bullpen relief we’ve been looking for all season.”
1960s bat cave
Badass, laser-eyed Giant Ben Franklin zapping a humongous cheesesteak high above the Philadelphia skyline
Lisa Simpson asking Bart to consider the sound of one hand clapping
Simpsons robocalled
Phil Cuzzi missed 20 pitches last night in the Giants-Phillies game
Four dudes in suits now need a table