Jason Rashaad

@whatcomesnextllc.ai

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Researcher, Speaker, Instructor, First out the Limo What Comes Next? whatcomesnextllc.ai

Screenshot of a DuckDuckGo search: "how do you screenshot on a fucking iphone"
A recession indicator in two parts: The first: $13 frozen pizza.
I walked a whole three extra blocks to go to this Wawa. I regret nothing. Well that isn't entirely true: I have regrets, sure. Related to Wawa? Not yet. Not a one. That says something.
A veritable cornucopia of mid-Atlantic delights. Wawa: There's another one up the block. Editor's note: Not actually the Wawa slogan. It should be though.
Irony in post form.
We must be thankful for all blessings, Beloved, and recognize them when they are found. Picture contains I shit you not three crisp twenty dollar bills rolled neatly in a prescription bottle of probably expired dick pills. Probably expired in that the holder of said bottle has not been laid in a year and properly in longer than that. There's other stuff in the picture but that's the focal point plus if you're reading this far either your software or your eyes can work out the rest. ~ Jason Rashaad
Later, in 2021, after agents aggressively responded to Haitian migrants crossing the border near Del Rio, Texas—including a now-infamous image of an agent on horseback appearing to strike a migrant with his reins—a 511-page federal investigation concluded that while agents had not struck migrants, there were “failures at multiple levels,” including inappropriate language and lack of supervision. In response, Judd said the investigation was flawed because Biden administration officials had spoken out against the abuse. “Those investigators have no choice but to find wrongdoing,” he told NPR. (source: Mother Jones)
New York Times front page, November 11th, 1918. By Charles Ransom Miller - The New York Times;Version 3 downloaded from https://newspaperarchive.com/new-york-times-nov-11-1918-p-1/, Public Domain, https://commons.wikimedia.org/w/index.php?curid=38072749
The President of the United States is a moron.
A "weak" password could become one of the symbols of the Louvre's security flaws. According to 2014 documents obtained by Libération, accessing the museum's video surveillance server required typing the all-too-obvious word: LOUVRE . And, back in the day, a report from the National Cybersecurity Agency warned ten years ago that "whoever controls the Louvre's network can facilitate the theft of artworks." Now, after the sensational heist worth nearly €90 million , Paris prosecutor Laure Beccuau speculates that the culprits aren't criminal masterminds, but rather simple thieves, perhaps without any internal accomplices. Culture Minister Rachida Dati also acknowledged the serious shortcomings, speaking of "a chronic and structural underestimation of the risk of theft." ~ L'Union Sarde - https://www.unionesarda.it/en/world/louvre-robbery-security-flaws-the-obviously-password-was-quot-louvrequot-ft1kkp6c?amp=1&ICID=ref_fark
Grocery haul for some broke ass dude idk.
Wikipedia definition of "Perfidy" "In the context of war, perfidy is a form of deceptive tactic where one side pretends to act in good faith, such as signaling a truce, but does so with the deliberate intention of breaking that promise. The goal is to trick the enemy into lowering its guard, such as stepping out of cover to accept a supposed surrender, only to exploit its vulnerability. Perfidy constitutes a breach of the laws of war and so is a war crime, as it degrades the protections and mutual restraints developed in the interest of all parties, combatants and civilians." Sauce: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Perfidy
"Birthday Cake" flavor cookies and a "Happy Birthday" note from the good people at the TownePlace Suites by Marriott. Where you're family. Obviously.
(response to a question generated from Claude) Actually, both UPS and USPS use dimensional weight now. UPS uses dimensional weight (Length × Width × Height ÷ 139) for bulky but lightweight luggage Luggage To Ship
* It's a feature. Picture highlights an excerpt from linked article detailing "The academic requirement..." with reference to ICE recruits inability to pass a written exam.
Front page of the Chicago Tribute featuring photograph taken by Stacey Wescott titled "Curtis Evans, of Evanston, carries a U.S. flag through gas deployed by federal officers as they clear protesters from the entrance of the Immigration and Customs Enforcement facility in Broadview on Sept. 19, 2025. Evans said he was a Marine during President Ronald Reagan’s term. (Stacey Wescott/Chicago Tribune)"
Back to back posts of big back nonsense.
Definition of "butcher's apron" as (chiefly Ireland, derogatory) The Union Jack, as a symbol of oppressive British nationalism.
Headline banner from tabloid magazine "The U.S. Sun" titled "ZIP IT, WOKIES" and a bunch of folderol about woke advertising and liberals and blah blah blah
DuckDuckGo search showing Stephen Miller as spat forth onto this plane August 23, 1985.
Calvin and Hobbes comic strip. Calvin won't let Susie up in the treehouse as girls are not allowed. Susie wasn't interested in the first place, leaving Calvin pensive.
Text from Washingtonpost.com -- If AI suggestions have a cooling effect on some dating app conversations, that’s not always a bad thing, according to Yoel Roth, Match Group’s head of trust and safety. Match uses AI to read users’ messages and prompt them if they’re about to send something potentially offensive, abusive or weird. Senders are asked, “Are you sure?” and given an opportunity to rephrase their message. About 20 percent of people who get this prompt choose not to send the original chat, Roth said onstage at an AI conference in June. Recipients might also get a “Does this bother you?” prompt if Match’s AI perceives a message to be potentially harmful, Roth said.
Menu from Busboys and Poets, Washington DC. Andy Shallal, proprietor and solid dude.
Jason Rashaad in a What Comes Next? hoodie in a car going who knows where and for what.
A sneak diss is a bitch move. A sneak diss is when someone makes a rather vague post describing a certain individual in a derogatory way or a situation that multiple people know about, but while describing the person they refrain from using the person's name as to not directly make a connection between the post and the individual. This is a way to keep from being confronted by the post Dissed Person: Wow, Harold just sneak dissed me on his Snapchat story. Other Person: Damn, Harold's such a little bitch. Why wouldn't he just say it to your face? by NHxTALL May 31, 2018 ~ urbandictionary.com
A middle aged man in a Man City shirt and jeans taking what he hopes is a flattering picture of himself and a recently purchased Patagonia Atom Sling Bag. He definitely seems charming and personable, and someone with whom you could share a laugh and engaging discussion. He also definitely just realized the character limit for Alt Text is ridiculous so while we're on the subject let's talk about human authenticity. I think in today's "attention economy" widely available technology that creates realistic content will cause an overall desensitization of the zeitgeist sensorium: We will begin to crave true, authentic connections with real people who have flaws and make mistakes over ersatz perfection available a dime a dozen. In this new reality I hope to be a thought leader and educator while also getting into the occasional madcap adventure. Seriously whose idea was it to set the character limit for these so high what is this adding to the datagram for every image load or am I old and washed and that's not how we count web metrics anymore? Speaking of, edge servers: What a good idea "Hey everyone we built this global content network to push images and now it's just sitting here why don't we idk deploy DNS servers?" And to think I just grinded away Federal side going slowly insane while technology is making literal quantum leaps...ok so I was trying to pack all of this to prove a point but I'm running out of any sort of cohesive thought so I guess that's all. This has been fun and my apologies to whoever's screenreader just shit its pants. Love, luck, and lollipops, Jason Rashaad
SimCity PC game. "Electronics" HQ upgrade shown.
Great big enormous shoe new in shoebox next to recovery coins and race medals and an artwork titled "What Are You Going To Tell Them?" from the collection of Dr. Haki Madhubuti.
American Heritage Dictionary definition of "aperçu"
Opening sentence of Neuromancer by William Gibson.
This is a mid life crisis.