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takes for the take god, posts for the post throne

@TheWorthyHouse on twitter, excerpted: It's totally obvious some grifter is writing Jordan Peterson's posts.
a snail munching on moss that at this scale looks like broccoli rabe
headline: "Why The Explosive Diarrhea Parasite Is Way Worse Than Regular Diarrhea Parasites"
rod steiger as jud fry in oklahoma, with a tall balloon because faine's tweet is something jud fry from oklahoma would say
Business Insider: "I got the diarrhea parasite Cyclospora after a work lunch. These were my tell-tale symptoms."
"You got the 'explosive' diarrhea parasite. Now what?"
Millie Bobby Brown believes she was a closeted gay soldier who was slain with a sword in a past life
jeffrey jones as newspaperman a.w. merrick in "deadwood"
a scratched, cracked and worn CD-ROM disc, no case, sitting in dirt on a forest floor. it's sky-blue and labeled "Microsoft ENCARTA '99"
a Nextdoor neighborhood social media app post from "J.M." in Austin, TX 16 hours ago, with 3 likes and 16 comments: DOES ANYONE ELSE HEAR THAT NOISE??? It sounds like a noise. Very concerning. Been hearing it all day. If anyone knows what it is, please explain immediately.
an open half gallon of H-E-B store brand "PICKLE CHAMOY SHERBET", featuring pickle chunks and tamarind chamoy swirl. It looks like a rectangular prism of "bad idea elemental" ectoplasm
Crop from what is clearly the wikipedia article for "Arrival of a Train at La Ciotat", the French short film from 1896 that people often call the first movie. A train is pictured, heading towards the bottom stage right of the frame. The caption below says > The train moving directly towards the camera was said to have terrified spectators at the first screening, a claim that has been called an urban legend.
floyd pepper of dr. teeth and the electric mayhem, mad on my behalf that this dude stunted on me so incredibly
My first question on all this (on another post | think) was - "Wait.. is RFK railing AGAINST circumcision?" which would be bonkers given the Israeli support of the current administration - who would supposedly support chopping off of healthy tissue for religious reasons
the lady who is moaning that bicycles dare to inconvenience her, cropped down just to her puckered mouth
victor wembayana, giant spider like basketball player with a notably erudite sensibility, about to tie the game and force a double overtime with a bone-deep three
two posts by me, one from seven minutes ago and one from eight hours ago "just flew in from the michelin man people civil war and boy are my tires armed" "the french connection wasn't gene hackman's best movie but y'all ain't ready for that conversation" both posts have zero likes or interactions of any kind
a diesel exhaust fluid called Bluesky DEF
some guy on linkedin just posting the phrase "Masters Growth Ambassadors"
unintelligible scribbles of russian cursive on a worksheet, it looks like a broken seismograph
"that's where you're wrong, kiddo"
screenshot of clearsky dot app where you can see who's blocking you and what lists you're on. i'm on "annoying", "liberals", "Lukewarm Milquetoast Assholes", and "Not Porn"
snapshot of a page from gene wolfe's "shadow of the torturer" where he describes a woman's breasts as "creamy amplitude"
new york times headline If He Leaves You on a Mountain, End Your Relationship hero pic: very wide shot of a beparkaed woman trudging through a lonesome snowy mountainside
headline "EXCLUSIVE" Kennedy Center nixes top lawyer's cover band from venue Elliot Berke's cover band the DePlorables was rejected. followed by a picture of the most startlingly creepy dead-eyed veneered golf televangelist you've ever seen
crop of a wikipedia page that you can infer is about the Princess of Xiaohe: it reads Other names: Little River Princess Known for: Being a well-preserved natural mummy
Screenshot of two Google News articles in the "Austin" section. First: "Vice President JD Vance visits Austin: Traffic delays expected". Second: "SWAT called to scene in southeast Austin after naked man breaks into home, APD says"
Clip of a Guardian headline with a picture of a cishet couple and the headline: 'We were at a loss': the couples trying to get pregnant by removing plastics from their lives
screenshot of a post to hackernews entitled "Why Your Load Balancer Still Sends Traffic to Dead Backends"
a screenshot of the last four posts, wherein this guy says "i never said he's zionist!" and then three posts later calls some innocuous jab a "zionist argument"
bad soyjack meme format but it's about Asterix and Obelix Asterix: NOOO OBELIX! YOU CAN'T BEAT THE ENTIRE ROMAN ARMY BY YOURSELF! LEAVE SOMETHING FOR OUR FRIENDS! Obelix: HAHAHA THOSE ROMANS ARE CRAZY (Paf! Clang! Bong!)
tweet from legendary fart huffer yishan wong, posted jan 22 2026 I asked the four major Als to sort themselves into the four Harry Potter houses. ChatGPT, Gemini, and Grok all agreed on the following: OpenAl: Gryffindor Gemini: Ravenclaw Grok: Slytherin Claude: Hufflepuff
a screenshot of claude code except a terminal encoding error of some kind has replaced most of the text with ASCII block drawing characters, producing a runic and ominous effect
From Software development fruff @fluffiest64.bsky.social • 14m voxeldeev.github.io/voxbox/websi... VoxBox VoxBox is a mod of BeepBox that aims to combine every other beepmod into one.
Belshazzar's Feast by Rembrandt where the royal court is terrified and astonished by God's writing on the wall except instead of "MENE MENE TEKEL UPHARSIN" (but in the weird fake Hebrew Rembrandt used) it says "while odo was stuck as a solid for a year he probably thought his cumshots were baby changelings"
The linked video is a statement by federal reserve chairman Jerome Powell that the Trump administration is trying to blackmail or extort him to lower interest rates. What's funny is that this doesn't mean Jerome Powell is on our side, it means that he's mad at Trump for pursuing naked capitalism in such a way that it's too easy for him to get caught and to ovisible what they are doing to us. Thusly, I compare it to the image that this alt text is for, which is a screenshot of the breaking bad scene where Mike says to Walt "it was perfect but no you just had to blow it up you and your pride and your ego.".
post from @avidseries responding to a screenshot from @gmiller. the @gmiller tweet: Conservatives in 2016: 'Haha, we are finally winning because the Left failed to denounce their most radical lunatic fringe, and actually embraced their toxic delusions as the Democratic Platform. Too many conservatives in 2025: 'We must never denounce the radical lunatic fringe of our party; indeed, we must embrace their toxic delusions as our new dogma'. and the @avidseries quote: Almost everything | saw on the woke left that I hated — the lemming-like groupthink, the embrace and promotion of weird conspiracies, the endless waxing and waning and birthing and rebirthing of moral panics, the tolerance for and ... (reader his response is a giant rant that goes on forever) ...the pathetic and embarrassing cope and rationalizations, the open and unapologetic and explicit contempt for democracy, the hypocrisy and on and on — I now see on the antiwoke right.
it's hard to describe this but it appears to be some sort of billboard as would be posted in an airport jewelry store. Sylvester Stallone is posing with a fountain pen made of skulls that looks like it should be in a glass case next to a dragon bong at a vape shop
plot twist: kibblesmith is also a novemberie. he's cool though, good poster
a closeup of the "Joined Nov '24" label on Trent Pepper's account. The crop also includes the first two words of his reply, "Cool, another", which I must say wryly echoes my thoughts.
The "Lich" card from the original 1994 Magic: The Gathering. The card art is a decayed undead wizard screaming in pain while casting a green ball of energy. The body text is: Lich Enchantment You lose all life. If you gain life later in the game, instead draw one card from your library for each life. For each point of damage you suffer, you must destroy one of your cards in play. Creatures destroyed in this way cannot be regenerated. You lose if this enchantment is destroyed or if you suffer a point of damage without sending a card to the graveyard.
Marge Simpson: "That's true, but he shouldn't say it."
an etch-a-sketch. get it
crop of the most popular porn searches by boomers with "Babe" circled
Screenshot of the moment from the Look Around You tv show where the narrator says "What are birds? We just don't know." It's a picture of a blackbird with a large Helvetica question mark over it. Priceless
Subhead He's also a member of a 21-piece zombie-monster-themed New Orleans-style brass band.
Screenshot of a headline in the "Lifestyle" section: Meet Austin's Jewish-raised, sex-positive bingo playing Santa Claus
somepony that i used to know
Excerpt from the document linked by OP with a "Timeline of this case", with events on December 14, 2020, January 20,2021, and February 10, 2021. It does not seem to be confined to the dates of filings, so it seems to be missing a relevant date. A date between January 2 and February 10. A date which might be probative about Trump's intentions.
cropped screencap of an online form question "Are you of sound mind and good moral character?" with options for Yes and No. Yes is selected by default
map of venezuela with its southern portion circled (it resembles a ballsack almost not at all)
deranged political cartoon depicting a rotting apple (labeled 'NYC') with the menacing, dusky face of zohran "trans sharia" mamdani on it. five worms (well, snakes, it looks like?) burst out from all sides, labeled things like "TAX THE RICH" and "DEFUND POLICE", "CITY-OWNED GROCERIES", and "GLOBAL INTIFADA". that latter one has a little turban on the snake's head! anyway the whole effect is a little like the tentacle eyeball alien from Alien:Earth, that's all. alt text was 99% of the effort of the post and i regret nothing
screenshot of the headline of the linked article, "Maybe Don't Talk To The New York Times About Zohran Mamdani". the subhead says "THE FORMER CHAIR OF AFRICANA STUDIES AT BOWDOIN COLLEGE WOULD PREFER NOT TO". "WOULD PREFER NOT TO" is highlighted, by me, to emphasize that my long-proselytized practice of bartlebymaxxing is gaining general adoption
screenshot of an article headline: "Use the Prometheus sidecar for Cloud Run"
Screenshot of a news article in the "Wellness" section of an unnamed site Meet the Nutmaxxers Obsessed With Shooting Bigger Loads Both porn and a growing interest in self- optimization are leading men on a quest for [screenshot cut off]
val kilmer in real genius looking horny about a laser (not pictured)
noted entrepreneur and nazi collaborator and traitor coco chanel
fixation index chart comparing genetic commonality between populations, with iranian and arab ethnicities compared against european ethnicities. the finding is that iranians share much more dna with europeans than they do with arabs. because arabs and iranians are distinct peoples with a traceable histories, contrary to the above post which refers to them as vague adjectives about continents. maybe this makes sense if you think ethnicities are sort of like fursonas
Screenshot of a newsletter ad : 2HR Labubu Vibe Coding Hackathon -- NYC, September 17th In New York? Tired of weekend-long hackathons and boring prizes? Join us for the world's fastest hackathon - with a chance to win the Internet's most coveted trophies (and cash prizes).
New Yorker article headline: THE ORGASM EXPERT WHO ENDED UP ON TRIAL