WhatsLeftComics

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This is where my dumbest thoughts go.

Jeff Probst attempts to host Survivor on North Sentinel Island before being decimated by arrows
Barber gives a dude Yugioh’s hair. It’s expensive.
Bo Burnham saying “can any single person shut the fuck up”
Ash Ketchum crouching behind a bush says “uh oh, out of toilet paper.” While holding up a pokéball he exclaims “No problem!” Squirtle pounces out of the pokéball as Ash says “I choose you!” Squirtle says “Squirtle squirt!” Ash gestures behind him and tells Squirtle “you know the drill” as Squirtle, slumped over, starts to walk behind the bush and sadly says “Squirtle.”
Trust sitting with their grandmother on her deathbed. “hi grandma I thought we could watch your favourite movie like we used to” “ oh honey that’s not my favourite movie. I only watched it so often because it was your favourite.” “Awe” “ please don’t make me suffer through that again”
I never cared for Punch the monkey
Two women looking at a painting. “Pfft! What is this finger painting? Even I could do better” says the blonde. “You’re so pretentious” says the red head. “ no I’m not, you’re projecting a sensitive superiority onto me. You know what? I’ll take it!” says the blonde. Suddenly she is dressed with a beret, tiny red glasses, a long black blazer and short skirt. “Ciao” says the blonde as she smokes a cigarette and drinks a coffee.
Person sees an oncoming truck and time to themselves “I could just…” but snaps out of it as the truck speeds past them
Two characters pictured playing D&D. The DM says “happy birthday” and passes a card to the player who replied “what’s this?” The DM says “I home-brewed a one-of-a-kind magic item as a present for you” and the player replies “aw thanks.” Next session while roleplaying the player says “good day shopkeeper, I’d like to make a trade”, in character the DM responds “what have ye got?” “This one-of-a-kind magic item!” The player says and hands back the card the DM made them. The DM has an expression of ‘I’m so done with this’ on his face.
Panel 1: a judge looms over two men and declares “I sentence you both to life in prison” Panel 2: the red haired man panics and says “oh god my life is over” while the brown haired man says “hey, it’s not so bad” Panel 3: “free food, free shelter, free healthcare…” the brown haired man continues Panel 4: “I’m going to get so much reading done” the brown haired man say as the red haired man sobs on the floor
Person is interrupted while washing dishes by her brain saying “your dog is dead”. Person says “he died four years ago.” “You should still be sad about it” Brain replies. “That’s right everyone you’ve ever loved is going to die” Brain says while Person cries. Later Person is interrupted while reading by Brain saying “Your job application was rejected.” “That was weeks ago.” “You’re trapped in a job you hate!” Brain screams. Person puts the book down, says “You know what? Shut up,” and leaves. Brain glares.
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Hank Hill wearing a Judge Dredd helmet with a speech bubble saying “that boy ain’t right” and a caption reading “Mike Judge Dredd” by WhatsLeftComics
Crazy how blank will grow up never knowing a queen. After King Charles we have William then George. This is such an L for women. I’m high lol.
Girl sitting on a towel at the beach taking a selfie
A girl sitting on a picnic blanket in a park is surprised when a corgi jumps out of a bush. They lock eyes.