mitch

@wheresmekeys.bsky.social

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White, middle aged, working class, northern man and swimming against the tide of my demographic. Of average height.

The last two quarters of a stottie, filled as described in the post
Trade test transmission card
A distance shot of some rock formations at Arches Park in southern Utah.
Penelope Keith, who sadly died today, looking delightful in her role as Margot Leadbetter in the Good Life.
Bob, the best dog I’ve ever met. He’s the best thing in my life that I’m not related to. Every morning he greets me with loud love and every day he makes me happy. He’s got great teeth, a lovely shiny soft coat and he out sprints and out jumps the world. He’s confident and dominant but never tries to ram it down anyone’s throat. In every group of dogs we meet he naturally assumes he’s top dog and they all fall in with it. I love him. Happy birthday my handsome lad.
Sweet plump green peas, fresh from the pod.
Three lines of mud where beetroots should be.
Bob lying in the grass near some iris and lavender. Three coffin beds (asparagus, raspberries, comfrey) can be seen in the background.
Book cover - the Time Keeper by Mitch Albom
Bob, a mostly black border collie, dozing near a plank
Quotation - Reform UK will ban all knives
A r decayed collie next to a taster bottle of Burning Barn honey rum.
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Headline - Bluesky says Kremlin is hacking its platform to spread propaganda
Blockbusters quiz show image featuring Bob Holness
A decent sized bag of dried beans sitting on a kitchen scales.
Three lines of onion sets with a load of carrot seedlings popping up all around.
Babe, pig in the city
A weeded and partially grass-cut allotment divided into 4 rotational beds and some standing beds. A hot chick stands bottom left for decorative purposes.
A screen shot of Trumps repost. The repost shows Trump on a cross wearing a crown of thorns. The image text says - They’re persecuting Donald Trump more than they persecuted him.
A screenshot of DJ Jo’s page with a post advertising 8646 car stickers.
Rick Mayall dressed as a Penisular campaign bombardier raises a glass of Bombardier ale. The caption reads: Happy Saint George’s Day you utter glorious bastards.
Some jars of lovely jam
A superb border collie charming the coffee shop lady
Image of the game Mousetrap
A half chain allotment plot with four rotational beds, all dug over and all with something growing in there.
Five jars of rhubarb jam on a kitchen worktop.
A perfect border collie looking up and left. He’s wet from running through grass after rain.
Darth Vader wearing a big poppy pointing aggressively at Princess Leia.
Statue of a portly bearded man sitting on a big tortoise
An allotment plot cleared of structures but with a very heaped and uneven surface. A small fire burns cut timber.
Dune promo shot featuring a character with a raised arm. The title script is adapted to read Prince Charming, ridicule is nothing to be scared of
An image of Jimmy Saville in a Union Jack top.
A beautiful black border collie rests his head on my leg and stares at me through the camera lense in a way that both moves and troubles me.
An image from the opening scenes of the BBC drama Threads which is set in an immediately post nuclear Britain.
Ladies shoes on two foot stilt soles that look like machined chrome legs off some predatory bird. With claws.
A cotton baseball hat embroidered with the Intrigue logo.
A young border collie who looks very like the original poster’s dog.
The cover of Watership Down by Richard Adams
A black border collie pup reaches up to touch noses with a chestnut horse either side of a wooden rail fence.
An arched, iron gated church entryway. Inside the lobby, a pair of lit Christmas trees stand either side of the wooden main door.
The cover of Slow Gods by Claire North
The cover of the novel Dead Astronauts by Jeff Vandermeer
A Magnum PI TV show logo adapted to show the mathematical symbol pi with aviator shades and a Tom Selleck moustache.
Cover of the fantasy novel The Once and Future, Now by MF Mathias
A superb border collie sitting at the edge of a hill top. A grey wintry morning view across a valley to the Cotswolds is the backdrop.
Compo, Foggy and Cleggy from the Last of the Summer Wine.
Background - a restaurant called Italian Affair with some sign letters missing, leaving Italian AF Foreground - a bare tree branch which looks like the pinched thumb and fingers of a common Italian gesture
1976 advertisement still of the Sugar Puffs Honey Monster and his ’Mummy’
A mock tin of biscuits, the Peak Freans Trotsky Assortment
Idris the dragon popping out of Ivor the Engine’s funnel.
A peeled boiled egg with a small circular depression in its surface
Apples, tomatoes, onions and garlic from the plot and sugar and sultanas from the shop
A truly filthy kitchen sink stacked with unwashed plates and pans.
Kenneth Williams making an Ooh Matron face
Five different kinds of parking app. Bloody nonsense.
The cover of the novel Piranesi by Susanna Clarke.
The cover of the novel Karla’s Choice by Nick Harkaway.
A two frame cartoon of a neatly moustachioed man sipping tea then saying, Bloody hell.
A Pro Cook tin opener