Cargo Occultist

@whisk.bsky.social

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Lightly seared on the reality grill

Dr. Leo Spaceman from 30 Rock
Mr. Bean driving his tiny car from a chair on the roof
Title screen for the 1987 computer game F-19 Stealth Fighter with a head-on view of the fictional aircraft
Oozie T. Wound, upsetting mascot of Wounds Australia
A distant view of Artemis II in free fall during re-entry that reminded me of the poster in Fox Mulder’s office
Ray from Achewood is disappointed in the quality of this diplomatic response
meatwad from ATHF saying “ God has allowed me to live another day and I'm about to make it everyone's problem”
Boonta Vista Bonus Episodes BONUS EPISODE: 43% Burnt (Harp Cover) September 20, 2023
first panel - doctor to patient: “we’re going to draw some blood” second panel - a full human hand appears to colour red in the blood bag third panel - doctor to patient: “see? that wasn’t so bad” fourth panel - patient to smiling doctor: “was that… was that god?”
screenshot from 2003 Battlestar Galactica miniseries with a Firefly spacecraft landing in the background
DS9 battle scene: two Miranda class starships getting wrecked, just absolutely ventilated. embarrassing. meanwhile the Defiant pushes boldly forward
Cover art for Primus - Tales From The Punchbowl
Screenshot from the original SimCity. Godzilla is smashing things.
revhowardson replying to a dipshit McArdle tweet: “megan, the only reason anyone has ever employed you is that they are paying for you to tell them that what they're doing is actually good. you hear the laugh track and you imagine that it's an audience. it's not. it never was. you are as catastrophic a failure as has ever lived.”
a horse kicking with its hind legs
Apple listing under “APPLE HELL” Newtown Pippin Apples "Long Island's Sand-Filled Condom" Score: 19 (Vomitous Filth)
Tumblr post: nultemp: the massive power of trains yet confinement to a single path makes them comparable to angels tammiwulf: The idea of a "corrupted" or "fallen" train is causing so much chaos in my head. The theological and engineering implications....
A turquoise solar powered children's calculator with a cartoonish panda face on the upper-left hand corner
Baseline test camera from Blade Runner 2049
Ray from Achewood saying “Damn! That journalism could use some work!” He’s right; it’s not very good.
a hand speeding towards a hot stove element
Screenshot of tweet that says: me: hey does anyone have any readings on medieval north African trade networks 17 follower alcoholic who works at a bakery: [link to 157 page pdf] yeah I think this is pretty enlightening
Ray from Achewood saying “Daaamn! That post could use some work!”
Photo of a Grumman E-2D Advanced Hawkeye in flight
Captain Daython from The Next Generation episode “Darmok”
Steam review of Caves of Qud: “In 22 hours in, have no idea what I'm doing, and my feet are covered in hundreds of tiny mouths that whisper secrets”
Cartoon: an alligator walking through a dog door as a man says something. A caption submitted to a contest reads “oh shit hahahahahaha i expected a dog wow this is great”
The stargate visuals from 2001: A Space Odyssey
A flowchart imploring the user to simply look at the logs
Cover of a fictional magazine entitled “Delusional SynthOwner”
Google Translate screenshot of English “wrangler” to Dutch “ruziemaker”
Greeting card that reads “YOU ARE GLOWING”
A horse drawn with pencil. The back half of the horse is expertly rendered. The front half of the horse is an outline as drawn by a small child.
A barbecue event in Busytown. The pig firefighters can’t wait to eat those delicious sausages.
Busytown firefighters wearing cookware while rushing to a house fire. One is playing a trombone.