Big Tofu

@whitebroccoli.bsky.social

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My body is a machine meme format that says “My body is a machine that turns (picture of eggplants I grew) into (picture of eggplant parm I made)”
Screenshot of my recently added muted words Your muted words balogun in text & tags Expires in about 1 month usmnt in text & tags Expires in about 1 month haaland in text & tags Expires in about 1 month
A screenshot of the Uber Eats search area with recent searches showing “Jc penny”, “vape”, “beer”, and “nachos”
A bag of Miracle Gro garden soil
A white and gray cat on a blanket. His little brain doesn’t even understand The Departed
A tuxie cat showing her belly being cute. She’s watching The Departed. She doesn’t know what’s going on
A bowl of disgusting looking dehydrated cauliflower emanating a foul red glow. It looks like dirt and sun dried worms
A raccoon at the bottom of a trash can full of trash
A picture of a white and gray cat laying on his back with his paws curled
A video of a black cat standing on a kitchen countertop furiously licking a sliced open watermelon
The cutest rat you’ve ever seen in a cage. He was safely relocated far away from my garden.
Friendship ended with Vanderpump rules. Now summer house is my best friend
Leo pointing
A screenshot of a webcam view of Mount Rainier. The weather on the webcam is gray and overcast. The description on the page reads “Is the mountain out? What is the weather like at Paradise?”
A tuxedo cat laying against a wall with her feet up in a weird but cute way
Black cat licking a hot & spicy cheez-it, a food he loves for some reason
A text that says: Hard Fall SOS Dad called emergency services from this approximate location after Apple Watch detected a hard fall. You're receiving this message because Dad has listed you as an emergency contact.
i'm not the step gather im the father that stepped up
A picture of a white and gray cat being a cutie pie
A can of Budweiser next to a partially eaten loaf of bread
Two cans of monster
Two cats licking each other
A traditional botanical cola beverage - with herbal extracts
Two cans of Monster (the purple one and the blue one)
A fundraising text from a Democrat candidate that talks about how he used to work for Palantir until the company decided to work with ICE
A tuxedo cat lying on a green blanket, cutely
A multiple choice asking what issues I experienced related to gaming. The answer selected is Gamer’s Rage
Black hat that says “Furious 7 extended edition on blu-ray”
Squirrel monkeys
Lola bunny space jam
tomatoes + zucchini
A card from a sex game that says “dirty daddy says: Teach me the three Rs: Reading, wRiting, and Riding my cock.”
It’s always sunny “it’s very generous” pic. Big breasts boob boobies boobs
Donation
Donation to Ron Wyden
listen up liberal I sucked my cousins dick
Hormbles chormbles. All chormbles
hot dog
A potted plant that was knocked over onto the floor
cat