White Van Man Dan

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My name is Dan, I drive a white van. Often.

Muntjac deer standing on the gravel of our driveway.
Masthead from The Daily Telegraph for Wednesday 29th of July trailing articles on why Bear Grylls makes his children eat offal, and why Britain's most persecuted minority is millionaires.
Commonwealth Games Gold medal winning swimmer Alice Tai, proudly showing off her medal and trans rights badge.
Boots skincare advert: I tried PDRN for 4 weeks - The Results Genuinely Surprised Me
White van on British motorway, belonging to Wordsworth Crushing.
Crow at the top of an apple tree.
Bradford City sign goalkeeper McCracken, whilst Bristol City sign goalkeeper Tickle.
English Midlands garden in the sunshine. Messy, but colourful.
JD Vance all alone in a desolate snowy landscape.
Purple lupins, resplendent against a red painted garden fence, with a hanging basket of yellow pansies photobombing the top left corner.
Lorry on UK motorway for transport company Vigor Trans.
Andy Mycock feature, mentioning his mother Pat.
Release announcement for Stephen Colbert's Lord of the Rings movie above mock Reform UK candidate announcement for Gollum.
Metal Mickey & Mickey Dolenz of The Monkees and some fan produced robots. Presumably.
King Charles in full military uniform grimaces, while wearing ear defenders, because they've let him fire a big gun. The text says "The Moment When The Beat Drops".
A Sunday Afternoon on the Island of La Grande Jatte
I crossed the memes once, but I think I got away with it.
Morgan Aero 8 looking depressed.