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@whitneyarner.bsky.social

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my cat posed with a copy of Simplicity by Mattie Lubchansky
Instagram ad for a bottle of estradiol from Chewy pet store pharmacy
my cat Emma sitting on the edge of my desk with a demanding expression
video game auteur and genius hideo kojima, smirking
my cat with an expression like an offended dowager
me, a fat white person in glasses with grey hair, with a short masculine haircut
My cat Emma sitting neatly with her head tilted slightly off to the side, with what looks like a little smile on her face
a bowl of bulgur wheat, blueberries, and chopped cilantro
a bowl of tortellini egg drop soup with green onions
my cat Emma sitting with her little white paws cutely together, looking up at the camera with big wide green eyes
me posing like an idiot in front of my TV displaying Edgeworth saying "Thanks to you, I am saddled with unnecessary... feelings."
my cat Emma loafed regally on the couch. a globe bar cart is behind her
an assortment of Ralph's store brand products, all in plain white packaging with large blue text of what they are on it, like 'pears' or 'potting soil' or 'gel toothpaste'
my cat Emma looking like a pear or a kewpie mayonnaise bottle
a painting of three cats, a mother and two kittens, cautiously descending on a platter of oysters to eat them
a bowl of creamy white soup with corn, black beans, red peppers, tofu, and sliced jalapenos
my cat's back feet, showing off her multicolored black and pink toebeans. her fluffy white belly is also gloriously on display
me, a fat white person with asymmetrical grey hair and glasses, with two cocktail glasses in front of me, looking inscrutable and wise
the door from the first sketch in I Think You Should Leave, with a plaque next to it that says "This door actually goes both ways."
menu listing for an Erewhon cocktail, containing: vodka, mommenpop orange, kumquat liqueur, coconut milk, yuzu, demerara, and wheatgrass. it was $17, which is less than the cost of a single strawberry at Erewhon
me sipping a green cocktail with a thoughtful expression
me with jellyfish
me smiling wearing a button that has a barking sea lion that says FIRST VISIT! with "Whit" and 2025
a sea lion reclining
a beautiful sunrise over the mountains and water
mirror selfie of me inside a sleeper car on a train
a fashionable chair next to a floor-to-ceiling window with a marble stand next to it, where someone could set a drink or ashtray while being cucked
a A&W hamburger and frosty mug of A&W root beer
a can of Fat Tug IPA beer
a yellow frog sticking to the glass
a sea lion
a box of Ryan's scrambled eggs / les ouefs brouillés de Ryan from Tim Hortons
a "friend of eggbug" cohost.org patch
a shrimp
a seahorse
a big red pizza hut-ass cup
a caesar
me, a fat white person wearing a hot pink snakeskin print suit, drinking a beer bigger than my head while a friend looks on in seeming amazement
a beer
a very beautiful auditorium
a picture of me, a fat white person wearing glasses, with a hairstyle that's shaved short on both sides with a crest of fluffy wavy grey hair on the top
a bowl of creamy white bean soup with asparagus, topped with black pepper and crispy prosciutto