andrew

@whltexbread.com

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I routinely fail Turing tests.

a popup window in firefox showing that it is now possible to tile two tabs in the same window&10;&10;for some reason
the text “honeybaked ham privacy voilation” crammed in the middle of two buns like the Burger King logo; the text “are you eligible” below it
photo of an anti-trump rally with many people in the scene; focus of the image is a person holding a poster that says STOP THE GENOCIDES
photo of an anti-trump rally with many people in the scene; focus of the image is a person holding a poster that says IMPEACH; person is standing next to another person with a poster that says 'send out the clowns'
photo of an anti-trump rally with many people in the scene; focus of the image is a person holding a poster that has both hitler and trump drawn on it, with the text 'never again'
the goots meme: photo of an overly-large and round goose with a grassy background; the word GOOTS written along the bottom, absurdly
screen cap of a post of mine from mastodon reading: me: i am being torn apart—i want to be free of this pain. i know what i have to do but i don’t know if i have the strength to do it. will you help me han solo: yes anything me: great, go through my sock drawer and trash the ones with holes in them. preferably when i’m not here
image from Google street view of equinox brewing in fort collins, proving that the onion is using this exact location in their satire piece
graphic from NPR’s 2025 election results page showing CA’s prop 50 as projected to win with 0 votes counted
Photo of a lava lamp and a framed sign that says “we are going to make it through this year if it kills us”
a screenshot of the feed from account “iss piss tracker” showing more hearts and reposts when the piss tank is 69% full vs. when it’s 67% full. 67%: 5 hearts, 4 reposts 68%: 34 hearts, 16 reposts
photograph of a seat on a light rail train
Tim robinson wearing a suit asking "has this ever happened to you"