Local Man

@whoabot.wtf

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fight the good fight, drink the good booze. detroit sports talker abouter/dumb joke maker. #LGRW #OnePride

A pulled pork sandwich with coleslaw and crispy onions with a cold adult beverage lurking nearby
Justin Timberlake "it's gonna be May" meme, except it says, "May is the name of the month that is coming next month. Bottom text."
The police chief yelling at Kevin McGonigle. The first frame reads, "Well, McGonigle, the Padres are DEAD! Their balls were crushed right in front of their fans!" The second frame shows Kevin McGonigle holding a bat, responding, "Hey, I'm trying to hit balls here."
George Costanza wearing a Detroit Tigers hat saying, "I gotta focus. I'm shifting into baseball mode."
Jeremy Roenick crying
Here lies New England. They never scored.
Back of a Matthew Stafford shirsey
Screenshot from the Super Mario 3 Spade House matching game, where they did not match properly
AOL Instant Messenger away message saying "real eyes realize real lies"
Sam Darnold with the New York Jets in a graphic that says "out indefinitely - doo doo ass"
Tiny head Paul Bissonnette
Paul Bissonnette looking absolutely despondent as a Detroit Red Wings logo floats tauntingly above his head
Seth Rollins tipping his shades
Big head Larry Murphy looking lost
A bottle and glass of Founders’ Kentucky Breakfast Stout from 2017
A pile of dust on the field at Lucas Oil Stadium. A speech bubble comes from the dust, saying "Dadgummit"
“AaAAAAAAAAHHHhhhh it’s so COLD! YEEE!”
The scene in Dumb and Dumber where Harry (played by Jeff Daniels) is forced to nuke a bathroom after being unknowingly fed an unhealthy amount of laxative tea.
Lil Boosie, frustrated, saying, "Come on now, dawg. Come ON, mane!"
A sandwich with cheesy pizza crust style bread, chicken, peppers, tomatoes, lettuce, onions, garlic, and a special sauce
The Edmund Fitzgerald memorial at the Great Lakes Shipwreck Museum
A tweet by Richard Hanania quoting Michael Adams, the Kentucky Secretary of State. Adams states that he is getting calls about Kentucky's polls being closed. They are closed because there is no election, and you cannot vote in Kentucky for the mayor of New York City or the governor of Virginia. Hanania's quote says, "Oh my God. MAGAs are showing up to polls in Kentucky trying to vote against Mamdani."
Justin Timberlake meme, saying "It's gonna be November"
Another fat head screenshot of Freddie Freeman
A fathead screenshot of Freddie Freeman
Pint of blackberry hard cider from Bayne’s hard cider house
Tweet from @TylerIAm, saying “that beer hit my hand on a Friday like Mjolnir”
A bottle of new Mr Pibb Zero Sugar
Fat head Todd McClellan
Red Wings analyst Larry Murphy with some odd bronzing
A bag of Lays Magic Masala flavor. From Canada. They’re very spicy.
Arnold Schwarzenegger shouting "Dylan, you son of a bitch" to a photoshopped Dylan Larkin followed by a bro grip.
A Minus the Bear shirt, a Dillinger Four shirt, and a Bilmuri shirt
Meme of Dan Campbell of the Detroit Lions saying, "life's bad, brother".
Stupid Justin Timberlake "it's gonna be May" meme, but it says "It's gonna be October". In smaller text, it says, "wake up the Green Day guy" because that's always funny and not dumb
A gravestone with “Dick” on it
Me holding a bottle of Malort for some reason
Hand holding a bottle of Miller High Life in front of a camp fire
Photo of the northern lights with dancing curtainlike lights and tall pillars
Justin Timberlake “it’s gonna be May” meme, but it says “it’s gonna be September”
A glass and can of Bell’s Oberon Eclipse - Raspberry Wheat
WWE's Drew McIntyre with text overlaid stating, "I prayed for this and it happened"
AEW wrestler “Hangman” Adam Page in a brief moment of surprise as he realizes the camera is on, featuring him holding an adult beverage in his right hand
A bottle of Founders’ KBS Iced Latte and a pint glass.
A cat (sorry to cats) with the caption "Conservatives" being frightened by a hand holding a pickle and the caption "some shit they just made up"
One of those oddly specific cringeworthy boomer shirts, saying "as a February guy, I only trust someone who can see three things in me: the sorrow behind my smike, the love behind my anger, the reason behind my silence"
Bender from Futrama yelling “do a flip!”
A box that says “premier melon”
Famous Lyme disease haver Justin Timberlake with the caption, “it’s gonna be August”
Jeff Petry with a displeased look on his face
A Charlie Kirk meme that says, “no, president obama. My ass doesn’t stink, I’ve just been wearing the same underwear for three weeks and it’s stuck to my butt hole, bitch”. Turd Baby USA.
An altered version of a "Sports Science" segment where host John Brenkus gleefully yells out, "69!" and then a bunch of air horns go off.
Sign that reads “Lick N Poo”