Whoreberto Mapplethot

@whoreberto.bsky.social

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A little bit artsy and DIYer. A little bit plant parent. A whole lot queer. 💁‍♀️ he/they 📍Toronto 🇨🇦 🏳️‍🌈 💍 @shoelettuce.bsky.social

Close up selfie looking at the camera with a cheeky expression on my face.
Willow pill dressed with an angle tank top (misspelling of “angel”).
Graph showing a similar total weight change, but as a decline. Weekly rate: -2.36lbs | 3M total: -30.6lbs
Movie poster for the movie “Plainclothes”. (Two male figures partially lit in a dark environment)
Standing on a pink carpet with a green cutout suit and pink shirt/shoes holding an award.
Opening a fridge door and finding only alcohol (and a single Ginger Ale) in the fridge.
First scene: reflection of my legs doing a warm up walk on a treadmill. Second scene: close up of my sweaty face post run looking very tired.
Selfie of husband and I on our seats waiting for the show to start.
Rolling a bath towel around my Switch so it doesn’t get damaged by the other items in my backpack; then wearing my backpack shirtless on my way out.
Post run selfie with a light smile on my flushed face. The caption is lying and there’s actual lint in my belly button. 🤐
Average heart rate stats from my watch showing sharp decline between January 2024 and June 2024.
Selfie of us in our theatre seats waiting for the show to start. Both of us are smiling. The lighting is colourful. :)
Selfie of a person with a moustache wearing a black mesh shirt, and holding a burger combo while walking back home
Drawing of a face of a person with a full beard smiling while wearing a cowboy hat. The style is simplified and the drawing ends just below the collar of the shirt. Colours are warm.
Dark and moody image, seen from the point of view of something on top of a desk in front of me. The main subject is me covered by a handmade blanket (gift from mother-in-law) sitting at my office chair, with my hand, keyboard, and mouse visible in the foreground.
Drawing of a shirtless person wearing orange martial arts pants and a blue belt while holding their jacket on one hand.
Digital drawing made using pencil texture. The background is a medium grey tone and most of the drawing is made with black lines. To give more life/depth, a few areas are also highlighted using white.
Four sketches of different faces on a grey background drawn digitally with pencil texture
Two side by side photos. First one I’m wearing a sheer T-shirt that I sewed, short shorts, and tall shoes with high socks. Second photo I’m wearing a trenchcoat, but because the shorts are so short, it makes it seem like I don’t have anything underneath at all.
12 brigadeiros displayed in 4 rows. 4 of them are traditional chocolate sprinkles (but Canadian chocolate sprinkles, so it doesn’t quite taste de same as Brazilian ones); 4 of them are covered in rainbow coloured “mini chocolate balls”; 4 of them are covered in pink, blue, and purple sprinkles with pink and gold sugar balls.
Purple tulips inside a pink round vase on top of a table that also contains a black plate with a chocolate brownie beside a note on crumpled paper that reads “i ❤️ u!”
Selfie video on a treadmill while very sweaty. 😮‍💨
Poster for the movie Stone Fruit with a tagline that says “Divorce – It’s not just for straight people.”
Checking out the light pink and white harness in mirror wearing bright pink shorts. In the center of the harness, a bedazzled pink bear is dangling from a chain.
A half eaten chocolate cake with green flame candles in front of two gift bags
Mirror selfie shirtless wearing an “in progress” harness. The centre and lower/sides straps are already made with pink faux leather and white piping.
George with his shirt up wearing nipple clamps with the word “BRAT” dangling from the chains 🥰
Husband having a sip of his espresso martini while watching Noella (drag queen) getting ready for bingo.
Photo of the cropped view of the Nintendo Switch home screen showing The Legend of Zelda Echoes of Wisdom; and Mario & Luigi Brothership downloading.
Selfie looking directly into the camera with big eyes and a gentle expression.
Table set for dinner with a projector image of the logo of PTP Pink Awards and the CN tower in the background during sunset.
White tie in a embroidery hoop at the end of embroidering initials with silver and light gold metal.
Video showing a metal embroidery on a white tie with soft paisley pattern. The embroidery features my initials and my fiancé’s initials interlocking to form a monogram.