D-Haas

@wicketlink.bsky.social

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A person, purportedly

An extremely battered paperback copy of Star Wars: X-Wing Wraith Squadron
Star Trek TNG episode title card reading "WTF is a lightyear?"
Jaws bot "He's not on the ocean, he is in a boat" Robocop bot "He's not a guy, he's a machine"
A screenshot from Silksong of the Bell Beast roaring
A view of Mt Kilimanjaro from an airplane, peeking up over the clouds
Geordi meme saying no to "dehumanizing capitalism" and yes to "transhumanizing communism"
Dark Souls 3 screen saying BOGOS BINTED
Jordan Peele from a Key & Peele comedy sketch, dressed as a breakdancer, saying "noice!!!"
A Twitter feed of Stealth Mountain, which consists solely of corrections of people misspelling "sneak peek"
Fallout New Vegas banner
SuperMegaComics "planet to the moon" part 10
The Knight and the boys just chilling in the weaver's nest on a relaxing bench, surely nothing will go wrong as all my friends close in on me and the screen fades to black
The pride progress flag, but desaturated and with a single blue line a la the American "thin blue line" flag
A picture of the band Devo in silver suits and red plastic hats
Everything everywhere all at once
A score screen for the game Balatro showing 100% completion
Two homemade crunchwrap supremes
A screenshot of a trending skeet for a "Crypto Christmas Giveaway"
Screenshot showing my Steam achievement for Completionist+ for winning with every deck on Gold Stake
Animated GIF from Starship Troopers of a soldier saying "I'm doing my part"
Bsky chat transcript that reads > Hello > Hi > How are you doing > I'm American and on Bluesky So, not great lol
A screenshot of a part of the library of Congress website for this which indicates relevantly the "medium" is "1 meme"
Bluesky celebrating 10M users graphic showing that I am user #230509, with a stamp that I am in the first 10% and thus "Bluesky Elder Certified"
Screenshot of the first image the player sees from the video game Terratopia. It's a beach with dinosaur footprints and an active volcano in the background.
Screenshot of a Google Opinion Rewards survey asking "In which ways have you engaged with things related to Totoro", one option is "Dive into stats, insider information, etc"
A car with license plate HRTSNGS
A translation practice sentence from Chinese that translates to "I can't find my girlfriend's clitoris"
Meme with crossed out images of electronics "All Robot & Computers must shut the hell up To all machines: you do not speak unless spoken to And I will *never* speak to you I do not want to hear 'thank you' from a kiosk I am a divine being : you are an object You have no right to speak in my holy tongue"
Elon Musk tweet from Sept 29 2022 Cybertruck will be waterproof enough to serve briefly as a boat, so it can cross rivers, lakes & even seas that aren’t too choppy
Apple emoji search input window searching "therapy" returning the sole result of :money-mouth face:
A playground style board with rotating pieces that is a 12x12 black and white tiles, able to be used as a Go board
A display case with apple pies that each have a comically large central bulge, about as tall as the pies' radius
Willy Wonka singing in that scary river tunnel
A screenshot of a calendar showing that Oct 9 is Columbus Day AND Indigenous Peoples' Day
A portrait of Lae'zel, a Githyanki girl
O'Neill (SG1) in an iconic scene holding up a plate on which he's drawn a face in ketchup and mustard. Text: Colonel : [stuck in a timeloop] If we don't find a way out of this soon, I'm gonna lose it. [Teal'c looks questioningly at him] Colonel : Lose it... It means go crazy, nuts, insane, bonzo, no longer in possession of ones faculties, three fries short of a Happy Meal, wacko!
A young girl reaching up with a cord, accompanied by the text of a poem INVENTION by Shel Silverstein  I've done it, I've done it! Guess what I've done! Invented a light that plugs into the sun. The sun is bright enough, The bulb is strong enough, But, oh, there's only one thing wrong...   The cord ain't long enough.
The "Satellite of Love" from MST3K
A mock movie poster for Pixar's "Brave", but with me in cosplay as Merida and the title is "DHAAS"
badly drawn gold star with text "there was an attempt"