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B&W flash photo of regal looking small bulldog breed of some sort with chin high and chest puffed out
Black and white Shih Tzu with a fresh haircut
Tortellini, the red-eared slider that lives at the Ferguson Libary, facing away from camera
Tan and white pit bull face, enjoying a sunny spot and lookin’ cute
ad copy: SUPERIOR TOUGHNESS; This ape has strong stretchability
Screenshot of Tomodachi Life. Conan O’Brien is saying “I guess I’m friends with Hideo now, thanks to our shared interest in Child Soldiers.” Hideo Kojima appears to concur.
tan french bulldog looking down the barrel
Bib fortuna
hastily altered still of Neo tusslin' with Agent Smith, with the Juicy logo on his butt
screencap from the European theatrical cut of Highlander 2, showcasing the Planet Zeist, from before it was tinkered with and turned into a time travel story instead of an interplanetary travel story.
Cover for Slam City with Scottie Pippen
pit bull curled up very tightly in the corner of a sofa, sandwiched between cushions, looking smaller than usual.
Orthographic aerial view of a lo-fi rendering of a migrant detention camp featuring 2D sprite style people (including my kids as detainees)
Cover of Skinny Puppy live album Ain’t It Dead Yet?
Tabby cat with judgmental expression
GIF of the CGI stained glass knight from The Young Sherlock Holmes
screenshot of low-polygon doctor head from Brain Age for Nintendo DS
B&W photo of a brightly lit pit bull emerging from dark shrubbery
GIF of the mask: “somebody stop me”
photo portrait of a pit bull in high contrast sun and shadow
B&w photo of pit bull with mouth awkwardly open
3 photos of a small french bulldog named frog, photographed in black and white.
close black & white photo of a tabby cat
The pit bull who stole my seat looking relaxed
The pit bull who stole my seat looking guilty
Trading card of Dr. McCoy of Star Trek: The Original Series, where I changed his quote to read, "Go straight to Hell, you point-eared Vulcanian shitbird!"
Very serious tabby cat
I obtained the Dancer’s Attire artifact armor set in Final Fantasy XI.
Photo of a serious cat; close up.
Gameplay footage of Densha de Go 3, showing me cartoonishly plowing a train into a truck, with ominous shaky film effects and droning noise
King of Fighters '97 artwork by Shinkiro, depicting Iori Yagami, Blue Mary, Kyo Kusanagi, Billy Kane, Shingo Yabuki and Chris sulking in an alley.
A list of Relationships, in which Friends are listed as “The other ghosts.”
A stupid photoshop of Cardassian spymaster Enabran Tain of Deep Space Nine as Tayne, one of Paul Rudd’s erotic alter egos from Tim & Eric. Sometimes you have to make something in order to exorcise it from your brain.
tabby cat lying on a large pair of headphones, next to a Densha de Go train controller, while glaring with intensity into the camera lens.
tabby cat with face and arm splayed over my laptop keyboard
white video game text on a black background, playing on a small handheld device (TrimUI Brick). The text reads: This time, if he strained his eyes, he could make out a faint figure...
One star Yelp review for nearby ice cream shop, which reads: “I came in for some icecream on a Saturday night and was met with nothing but judgement. I happen to be wearing my favorite green puffer jacket and all the employees were laughing at me, one even came up to me and said how much he disliked it. I would not recommend this icecream shop to anyone.”
tan and white pit bull lying in dog bed, facing camera with big-eyed expression
photo of medium hair tabby cat with green eyes, lounging in a dog bed. His eyes always look a little mad.
gif from the very Canadian movie Strange Brew depicting Bob and Doug McKenzie rolling over each other in straitjackets, one shouting, "I'm steamrolling you."
Densha de Go 2 running on a WonderSwan Crystal
Pit bull in a sweater, laying with her face in a sliver of sunlight
Pit bull lounging in the sun on overturned bed
Pit bull relaxing in a pink sweater
Cat making a weird face
Pit bull in a pink plaid coat pooping in the dark next to a fence
Tabby cat curled up on a chair, paws all up in this shit
Bad photoshop of Andorian Commander Shran from Star Trek Enterprise wearing MC Shan’s signature Kangol bucket hat
screenshot of Alfred Hitchcock Presents (3DO, Japan), presented by Toyota. There's a little digital Alfred, giving a positive appraisal to some kind of minigame performance.