Wil Cornish

@wilcornish.bsky.social

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A fan of books by the writer Eliza Clark; She’s Always Hungry, Boy Parts and Penance
A signal message that just reads “oh my god the fish”
The cover of Trollslayer, the first Gotrek and Felix book
A deep hole in the earth, for Cass
A photo of the inside of an A4 book, the top has a signature reading “happy gaming! GAV 2006”, then a signature I can’t make out at all and another “happy gaming” by someone who’s name starts with an A, I think?
A photo of a small amount of an advert poster, an image of a man hammering a small stake up his nose with the caption “where is Edinburgh’s castle Dracula?”
A guy whose name I can’t quite make out being projected onto the Tokyo Metropolitan Government Building as part of their light show. He is from Blue Lock. It is blue and yellow
A screenshot of kickstarter that reads “Thank you, Wil Cornish! You just backed: Il Fantasma del Giallo: The Phantom of the Yellow user avatar By Hardy Roach Games”
Three panel comic of an homage to the first Garfield minus Garfield strip, but Jon is a monk. In the first panel, Jon says, “HWÆT, LAM JON ARBUCKLE. I AM A MONK, AND THIS MY CATTE, GARFFELD.” In the second panel, Jon stares blankly at an empty podium. In the last panel, Jon says, “OUR ONLY THOUGHT IS TO GLORIFY GOD.”
My hand holding a plastic water bottle with an orange top and blue text reading “mazama x mgo” down it. There are hiking brand stickers (mont bell, Durston) visible
Bsky post from me (Wil Cornish @wilcornish.bsky.social) dated 9:21 PM · Jul 26, 2025 reading "Watching @roguehobbies.bsky.social build the PGU rx78 Gundam makes me deeply wish that I had any interest in Gundams at all so I could build one, but the designs leave me cold. It’s just a guy! I don’t get it!"
Flights from Edinburgh to Narita, stopping at Helsinki Vantaa, setting off at 8:25 and landing at 13:05 and a return from Narita to Edinburgh via Vantaa setting off at 23:05 and landing at 17:20.
A photo of a nighttime scene of a Tokyo alleyway between two railway arches by the light by the centre of the photo in the foreground to the left some construction work covered up by white Tyvek boarding with hazard stripes at the bottom is a doorway mostly darkness as the corner of the anyone cut us the light from the bar on the side of the left-hand ground runs wires carrying power and in front of the bar a group of friends is such a table talking they are far towards the back of the scene. In the small amount of skyline visible, there’s a single skyscraper with multiple window lights and a tiny sliver of dark dark sky. The whole scene has a moody feel
Too much Gundam stuff arranged on a bed. HG models of the RX-78-2 in Gundam base colours, Gundam Calibarn, and GFreD, An entry-grade “eco” RX-78-2 made from recycled runners A Gundam base coloured stand for the RX-78-2 As well as a Gundam Heroic beginnings set, some card boosters, a pair of drinks coaster and a headband, a stamp rally card.
A pair of Gunpla Recycling Project bins. They are white with pastel Haro’s in green orange blue and purple over the front and green sides. On the right one is a green haro ball. There’s a sign above them that says (in Japanese, translated by my phone “Runner collection box. If you put in the remaining runners after making it, Haro will chat a lot!”
A sweaty, bloody, and dishevelled Syril Karn pointing a gun in Andor season 2
The giant unicorn gundam statue outside the mall in Tokyo.
The front of a store called “Watts With”
An extreme close up of a part of a robot. The phrase “the vista foundation” and a unicorn are visible on one panel
A selfie of me (a white masc presenting person with a short brown beard) wearing a pink running hat and green glasses with a black tshirt and a black backpack in front of a building with a big sign that reads “BIG APPLE”
A selfie of me with yellow glasses and a black tshirt throwing a peace sign with Godzilla outside the shibuya Godzilla store
The second of the photos from the first post of this thread with a reply from a messaging platform, which reads “I Remember you looking like this. Stoned. Sitting on the floor eating biscuits” (description of photo: captured as if by a nature photographer, two teenagers in 2005. One of them is really short and incredibly young seeming with a brown mullet mop top and a red t-shirt.The other is tall and gangly with long brown hair and a red beanie. They’re wearing a pair of thin wire glasses. Both of them are stood in a nightclub or bar of some sort and in the background are other cool and vaguely alternative teenagers. At the top is a watermark “//unscene.co.uk/lazyfuck.co.uk - think for yourself)
A section from my profile “Real Name: Wil Cornish Born: Sun 25-Jun-1989 Sex: Male Sexual Orientation: Straight”
captured as if by a nature photographer, two teenagers in 2005. One of them is short with a mop of brown hair and a checked shirt. Drinking a can of what I hope is Pepsi but may well be beer. The other is tall and gangly with long brown hair and a red beanie. They’re wearing a pair of thin wire glasses. Both of them are stood in a nightclub or bar of some sort and in the background are other cool and vaguely alternative teenagers. At the top is a watermark “//unscene.co.uk/lazyfuck.co.uk - think for yourself"
A doctor who title sequence card (a blue tunnel of light whooshing toward the camera) with a small BBC ident in the top left. The text reads “EPISODE 17:FOURTH CHILDREN” (this is an episode of Evangelion)
A screenshot of an Apple workout of an outdoor walk from 0731-0810. With an icon of a stick man walking. The details are a time of 38:52, elapsed time of 39:36. Distance of 4.52km. Active kilocalories of 398kcal
A metal sister of battle from the end of second edition, currently unpainted but with some texture paint on the base
A selection of 28mm miniatures of rat-men painted in a sketchy sepia-and-red scheme. If you are familiar with warhammer they are the two underworlds skaven gangs, if you are not, these rats are also ninja and have cool ninja poses.
A pink and white toothbrush that has had the large handle cut off, leaving it as just the head and neck.
The words “hey there everyone am I doing this right” formatted like a Neon Genesis Evangelion title card
A bluesky post in the editor reading "So as anyone who has spent a decent amount of time in Canada will know, caesars are inexplicably superior to Bloody Marys. There is only one thing that can have done this, and I posit it is applicable in all situations. Therefore: - Clepsi - Clilkshake - Dr Clepper" Above it is the banner reading "Post failed to upload. Please check your internet connection and try again"
A street in Edinburgh, on the left is a building labelled ART, and on the left is a Thai massage parlour. In the middle, on the pavement next to a lamppost is a fridge freezer, held shut with tape. A piece of paper taped to it claims it will be uplifted on the 19th. It has not been uplifted.
Two hands on a table. One is balled in a fist knuckles down and the other is flicking a coin towards it
A plastic roman Bird of Prey on top of a soda cup lid. It’s incredible high-quality for a free gift with a pizza restaurant coke.
Ghazghkull Thraka from the cover of Codex Armageddon
An amiibo card of Vic from Animal Crossing
A photo of a car with the licence plate “HII AEW”
A Reddit post to r/edinburgh 7 hours ago by barber soggy 540 asking “Dog Free Running Routes?”
Tweet by am rod (@arod_twit) reading “characters in tv shows are too self aware now! every emotional convo is like "i guess i yelled at you earlier because i never processed dad leaving" no!! no!!! flush someone's blood pressure medication because they called you lazy.” Posted on Jul 14, 2022
A trowel that weighs fourteen grams on a very mucky scale.
A graphic promoting DIE metadungeon on backer kit now Two cliche goths are posing with a rose next to the text “I AM A 90s sinner” Beneath the graphic is the text “Your Result: 90's Sinner You’re head and shoulders above the sheeple that surround you. You’re an immortal denizen of the night with a dozen identities. You know how grim and gritty the world is - how gothic punk it is - and you can see the rot behind the eyes of these corrupt politicians that run the place. You know that roleplaying is more than just killing things and taking their stuff - it’s so much more complicated than that, DAD - but just in case, you pack two silver-plated 50.cal handguns loaded with incendiary bullets.”
A screenshot of a Justin Outdoors video called “I Went Backpacking With the Worst Gear Ever”, in which Justin is stood in front of an MSR Hubba Hubba tent in a desert camping spot, with a single tree and a very recognisable mesa in the background.
The x-wing card for TN-3465, loose end
Post by TOM @tomwalkerisgood KOKO: Koko birkin bag. Practical Koko possession bag RESEARCHER: No, Koko. You can’t have a Birkin bag. KOKO: Good Birkin good Koko give beautiful Koko deserve gorilla RESEARCHER: Koko, we simply can’t afford a Birkin bag. It is an unjustifiable expense. KOKO: jealousy professor 12:15am - 7/17/23from earth - 851k views
A red space marine
A patriotic Union Jack waving proudly in front of a noble and bold pigeon
A discord post reading: Wil — 25/09/2025, 09:17 Each member of the party has just walked into a separate chamber with a lever, the lever is visibly attached to a trap door that will drop 7,100 Goblins into a pit of annihilation, killing them instantly and painlessly. This is worth 355,000XP to each character that pulls the lever [five laugh reacts] pull yes or no? It's a DC 5 check of your choice.
A wide angle photo of a hallway in front of a front door. On the floor is a parcel containing a print issue of The Mortal Thor and in my hand is the opening title spread of The Power Fantasy issue 16
The card Astroscript Pilot Program from Android Netrunner, with art of two ritzy folk at a fancy dinner looking up at the moon, which has an advert for the NBN corporation on it.
The saddest middle of the road elevator music you’ve ever hear. Performed by a drummer, a singer and a guitarist. It’s nothing.
The boarded up, closed down, and graffitied over facade that was once Orbital Comics on Great Newport Street.
A screenshot of safari showing goonhammer.com, a website that shows a large advert for World of Warcraft's latest expansion. At the bottom left of the page is an auto playing video advert for VRBO, placed on top of another auto playing video advert for VRBO. In the middle of the page is an MPU advert for Adobe Creative Cloud Pro. Around these adverts are 35 words of an article about warhammer and about a third of a photo of a miniature.
Ten resin Death Korps of Krieg infantry at ease. They are fiddling with their rifles, looking to the distance, and generally standing about. One has a sword resting on his shoulder. another has slung a flamethrower over his shoulder and is fiddling with the fuel canister.
Facebook post from Sesame Street from nine hours ago reading "When little ones hear about violent events on the news or in their communities, it can be hard to help them understand and cope with what happened. Limiting media exposure and making space for them to express big feelings can help children feel safer and more secure. Check here for more free resources supporting families affected by violence: m.sesame.org/ViolenceResourcesFB" Below are four images The first is pink with an image of Big Bird holding a chick in a comforting manner, with the text "May be an image of text that says "Offering Comfort in Scary Times After a violent event, children of different ages will have different needs. These age-based strategies can help them feel safer and more secure" The Second is blue with Elmo being held by (presumably) his father, with the text "AGES 0-3 As much as possible, completely protect children from knowing anything at all about the incident" The third is purple with Rosita and (presumably, I am 36 and have no children I'm impressed I know this much about sesame street) a parent having a conversation with the text "AGES 4-5 Children may be concerned about your safety or being separated. Explain al the ways grown-ups keep them safe-it they're afraid of an event that happened far away, use the distance to reassure them." The fourth and final has a yellow background with Tamir (okay so I googled this one) and his mother having an earnest conversation, with the text "AGES 6 AND UP Start with open-ended questions to see what they know, and ask if they want to talk. Listen carefully and assure them these feelings are normal, and adults feel them too." The post has 31k reactuins, 393 comments and 13k shares.
A white plate with apair of poached eggs on a piece of sourdough bread, with a side serving of a few grilled tomatoes. The plate is on a wooden table and there’s a golden filter over the whole photo.
A military operator character from Ghost Recon Breakpoint kneeling on the ground in a forest wearing multicam combat pants with a khaki t-shirt and backwards baseball cap. She has a shaved head and black camo pant over her eyes and forehead. She’s holding a p90 with her finger off the trigger. In the background is a helicopter.
A bollard on a path in the woods. It is panted white and someone has sort of dribbled magenta paint into a crude homonculus shape onto the top. For saint George and England.
An all white BB droid with a top hat next to a tiny tiny Christmas tree made of five Lego pieces
An advert for the Alan Moore BBC Maestro storytelling course. A multicolour gradient with a BBC logo at the top and the words ALAN MOORE in the middle make it look like a Doctor Who advert. Behind his name stands the man himself, in a red velvet suit and his hands pressed together. The tagline is Sit Down. Start Writing.