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all of my poasts meet industry standards. ‮ he/they african wild dog sona sfw, some (im)mature humor pfp by @plaguenecromancer.bsky.social, banner by @slapmaa.bsky.social @john_wilddog on twitter mexicanwilddog.neocities.org

tweet with the mentioned video with a fake backstory: Wow, genuinely chilling. French TV show Affronter Votre Pire Cauchemar ('Face Your Worst Nightmare') confronts farmer François Lavigne with 36 singing children dressed as the brother he accidentally killed in a drink-driving accident 10 years prior.
edited graham platner screenshot: Campaign is cancelled. I need some time to relax and bounce on dick. I'll run for senate when I feel like it …
bald eagle clutching baseball meme but the baseball has been replaced with a soccer ball
the guy from the They Cussed on The Regular Show?!? video
Screenshot from Local 58's Contingency where American citizens are encouraged to assume "victory position" before joining mass suicide. The American flag has been replaced with the Bluesky logo.
microsoft scout surrounded by addicting slop (and weezer)
the same screenshot mentioned on quoted post, about platner calling his penis mein furher
Image from the SpongeBob episode "Opposite Day" of a cheerful real estate agent, who is a purple fish with a wide smile, knocking on a wooden door. Text above reads: "She had no idea they was gonna play in her face."
95% circle
burger king logo but it just says KILL
running bathtub
xxxtentacion's flappy bird tweet but it says "if you have bsky with photo carousel on your phone don't delete it or you cant get it back" instead
WE'RE SO BACK, IT'S SO OVER, repeated over and over
front yard sign but it just says KILL
guy who looks like a reddit mod staring deep into a ring camera's soul as he threatens the homeowner
an old drawing i made of a tasmanian devil i met at the zoo
a tweet from 5 years dead larry king's account, replying to an engagement bait tweet with the number "56"
I see your tweet failed to mention all contexts and exceptions. Prepare to be exterminated.
"Don't let your dog lick your face. It could cost you!" Dog: That'll be $5000 looool
Trending #1: Challenger Trauma
Nicole, Suburban Mum and successful corporate lawyer: "Every Republican alive is an affront to God"
A timeline from 2000 to 2025 with three bars. The first, a red bar for Adrian Frutiger (1928–2015), runs 2000–2015 with a soft fade on the left to show his life began earlier. The second, a glossy green bar labeled "Frutiger Aero," spans 2001–2012 (about 11 years). The third, a flat blue bar labeled "Time since Frutiger Aero was coined," runs 2017–2025 (roughly 8 years since the term was retroactively named).
photo of the Mereana Mordegard Glesgorv creepypasta, which is just a dark red filter over a photo of a guy staring at the camera.
propeller cap
art of john dressed as an east german border guard, staring intently and smoking a cig.
This is a cheerful cartoon African Wild Dog character wearing glasses and a red party hat marked "HAPPY 10," celebrating his 10th birthday with a festive blue and gold streamer in his mouth.
"1969 - 2019 Remaster" by The Stooges
Huckabee Sanders on tariffs: Fastest way to get Trump to act is ‘tell him that he can’t’
gateway time out (site crashed)
cropped photo of peanut butter container just reading "TERRY'S CREAMY"
Bluesky search result: No results found for "antiracist baby implies the existence of racist baby".
olympic torchbearers behind andrea bocelli
african american lady on the phone, holding a fork with salad, circa 1980s: "Girl, I wonder how Mickey D's makes such a great tasting salad."
transcription of old book: The Internet does not replace other forms of media. Listening to some people might lead you to believe that the Internet is destined to replace newspapers, magazines, radio, and television. Others tell you that books are doomed as dinosaurs of the paper age. Our thoughts? We doubt that you will go to bed anytime soon reading a book on a computer, or that your newspaper delivery person will be out of a job. We would hazard a guess that five years from now—and even in 20 years—you will still be watching the TV news and reading your morning newspaper over a cup of coffee. The Internet? It is an information tool that will supplement and enhance these activities—but it will not replace them.
bluesky trending page named Canadian Politics that has American politics in it instead
Thomas Lea's The Two-Thousand Yard Stare painting depicting a soldier in a disassociated gaze during war
"They can hear everything": Kamala Harris finally clears up why she prefers wired headphones, causing many to ditch their wireless ones
From @AFP in Caracas - Shots fired near Venezuela presidential palace, situation under control: witnesses and source close to presidency
ferret head on shinkansen
failed flag proposal during the US occupation of iraq
A simple, cheerful cartoon doodle with blushing cheeks and sparkling eyes. Bold text above and below it reads: "Post me to allow people to be unhinged about your characters."
POST ME (JOHN) TO ALLOW PEOPLE TO BE UNHINGED ABOUT YOUR (JOHN)
screenshot of the account @kodokumochii.bsky.social, featuring a drawing of a beefy guy wearing underwear. underneath it is the similar accounts section, which lists an account purporting to be Mitch McConnell as a similar account to follow.