Spandau Calrissian

@wildebube.bsky.social

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On your left. Reply guy extraordinaire. Give me the wine, you keep the bread.

Tim Robinson: WHAT
Fast food reviewer extraordinaire showing he is not to be fucked with.
Billy Corgan stinking up the joint in the Smashing Pumpkins’ Tonight, Tonight song/video
Robert Urich disposing of one of the startlingly stupid robots in The Ice Pirates (1984)
Baldrick from Black Adder, with speech bubble
Peter North about to shoot ropes
Goose meme: “Oh? Which island was that?” “Which island was it, Jonathan?”
“Yeaaaah!” Rob Garrison as Tommy in The Karate Kid (1984)
Alan Rickman as Hans Grindr, with quote bubble (Die Hard, 1988)
Robert Carlyle raising eyebrows and nodding (Ravenous, 1999)
Doug Jones as Abe Sapien in Hellboy
“Always has been” meme
Epic diarrhea gif meme (AI, yes, I know)
Man Bites Dog
Captain America himself, Super Dave Osborne.
Sign flashing “Unbelievable Bullshit” with silhouette of man shoveling shit behind a bill. (Airplane II: The Sequel, 1982)
Hi Chi Minh, with bubble quote
Terribly inappropriate and ill-conceived tattoo
Andrew and Tristan Tate getting cuffed and perp-walked.
Jimmy Conway (Robert De Niro) about to stack some bodies in Goodfellas (Scorsese, 1990)
Slave dudes from Spartacus (1960, Kubrick)
Poster for Defending Your Life (1991, Albert Brooks)
Vito Corleone gives Don Ciccio the old what for - The Godfather Part II (1974)
Pandemic-era post: “day 7 of quarantine: the sofa looking kinda thick”
James Caan in Elf, with balloon quote
Jimmy Conway: “OK” Goodfellas (1990)
“Leave Britney alone” dude, except it’s some dipshit that thinks Democrats do no wrong
Mav and Goose, winnin’ and slappin’ butts
“Now I’ve heard of trimming the hedges… but you done scorched the earth!” - Chappelle’s Show
Sean Connery as James Bond to Tiffany Case re hair color: “Providing the collars and the cuffs match” - Diamonds Are Forever (1971)
Bunch of guys lighting a woman’s cigarette
Skeksis, plotting
Shut the fuck up (scream)
Tom of Tom & Jerry gleefully putting a shotgun into a mouse hole but the barrel ends back through a hole at eye level and he will fire thinking he’s clever but he’ll shoot himself in the face. There is a metaphor here.
“Delete post” option
I stand by my previous defense of Platner. Offensive tattoos and sexting-out-of-wedlock struck me as the most Marine shit ever. I literally know Marines who’ve done both but later grew up and became decent guys. (Hi if you’re reading this!) I still believe in my bones that people like that deserve to have a shot at public office and that our country would be better for it. But the Marines I’m describing were never accused of more serious things like sexual assault. People were right to give him a chance before; and they’re right to drop him now.
mrlurkenstein.bsky.social: “Susan Collins will continue to do all that she can to destroy this country for everyone, especially women. But, hey I’m glad you made a good prediction once. So happy for you.”
Altered States (1980) and Rififi (1955) Criterion editions
Meme celebrating Atle Lie McGrath’s walk into the woods after failing his Olympic slalom run.
Luke Skywalker about to drop into Octomom’s pussy
Mitch McConnell, frozen as his brain slips into repeating record skip
Tony Montana puffing on a cigar and saying what must be “Purosangue”
Otto being deceptively cute
Weird pointy thing on the end of some toothbrush handles
Pee-Wee Herman: “Shh, I’m listening to reason!”
Quick Change (1990)
“Disregard that, Frank. It’s a bunch of liberal bullshit.” (It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia)
Sean Connery, dying and spitting blood in Kevin Costner’s face: “Now! What are you prepared to do?!” (The Untouchables, 1987)
Tony Soprano, looking skeptical: “This sounds very gay.”
The Spanish Inquisition… whom nobody expects
The Anal Intruder, from Top Secret! (1984)
Maura Tierney being a smokeshow in NewsRadio