Will Howells

@willhowells.org.uk

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Work in digital sexual health. Play in acting/writing/directing, running, quizzing, quiz hosting, whippet walking, Eurovisioning, cult TVing and inventing gerunds. Been on some quiz shows 🏳️‍🌈 My Eurovision site: sixonstage.com

Scoreboard showing Australia top, Sweden second, Finland third
Floating street Yoga
Jaffa Cake full moon, half moon, total eclipse
Integrity with red parachutes
GB News notification from Google Artemis II: Nasa issues two major updates on mission crew's fate
Do you consider yourself to be a disabled person? A: Yes B: No C: I am not religious
“the use of a variety of honours. It means his only remaining title will be that of prince, which cannot be removed as it is the result of being the son of a queen. But only parliament”
Button on Octopus site labelled “Send me my quote”
A Kent police spokesperson said: "Under the Terrorism Act it is a criminal offence to carry or display items that may arouse reasonable suspicion that an individual is a member or supporter of a proscribed organisation such as Palestine Action."
“Shut up, that’s why” gif from The Simpsons
Anakin and Padme from Star Wars meme with Anakin saying “OK that’s a lot of entrenched wealth” and Padme saying “But it’s because they worked really hard, right?” Anakin says nothing. Padme says “Right?”
Me and Teya
Bonne Maman jam
Saba singing Sand in 2024
A Thameslink train with Serving Kent superimposed
Nana Mouskouri singing in black and white
In 1999, he was elected provincial prior of the Midwest Augustinians. A year into the role, he permitted a priest who sexually abused minors to live in a Chicago rectory half a block from a Catholic school, at the archdiocese's request.
Badenoch says more children, not immigration, will help with ageing population Conservative leader's remarks to BBC suggest she may develop policies that encourage women to have more children
Headline review of The End giving it 5 stars and another headline review giving it 2 stars.
Meme with screenshots from the 2024 and 2025 Cyprus music videos in hotels and the caption “Corporate needs you to find the differences between this picture and this picture”. In the second panel a woman is saying “They’re the same Hotel.”
Headline from 9th Jan: Pound dips to 14-month low as bond sell-off piles pressure on Rachel Reeves
Cartoon version of a man playing a banjo
Uffe Persson moving his head side to side while singing (I cannot describe it in a way that does it justice)
Henry Kelly with the words “One of the Greats”
Malou Prytz captioned as Marine Le Pen
The four members of Dolly Style, each with their own hair and dress matching in colours
Me and the dog at Crystal Palace parkrun
Me holding my 75th place token while the dog sniffs it
Danny Sparks dying in Juliet Bravo
Packets of Gifflar cinnamon pastries
Book text including “a dangleway”
KEiINO - Spirit in the Sky - 34 Chanée & N'evergreen - In a Moment Like This Carola - Invincible - 152 Azúcar Moreno - Bandido - 160 Eric Saade - Popular - 98 Carlos Paião - Playback Svetlana Loboda - Be My Valentine Imaani - Where Are You? - 211 Morland & Debrah Scarlatt - A Monster Like Me - 93 Koit Toome & Laura - Verona
Principal Skinner from The Simpsons: “Am I out of touch? No, it’s the children who are wrong.”
KEiiNO - Spirit in the Sky Chanée & N'evergreen - In a Moment Like This Carola - Invincible - 152 Azúcar Moreno - Bandido - 160 Eric Saade - Popular Carlos Paião - Playback Svetlana Loboda - Be My Valentine Imaani - Where Are You? - 211 Morland & Debrah Scarlatt - A Monster Like Me Koit Toome & Laura - Verona
Daily Mail: Labour’s £400 tax hit to your family holiday
Inspector Gadget and Brain the dog
Jake Shillingford with his hand to his head
@willhowells Horowitz: "Able sad nob was l ere I saw Bond as Elba." 5:53 pm • 1 Sep 2015 3 replies, 60 reposts, 56 likes
@willhowells • 23 Jul 2024 Urgh. Trying to buy a copy of Catch-22 online but the seller won't post it until I’ve paid and I won’t pay until I’ve received it. 149 replies, 427 reposts, 6.8k likes
@willhowells • 22 Sep 2019 These made-up gay porn titles in Prime Suspect 3 are my new favourite thing in all television. 78 replies, 288 reposts, 791 likes
@willhowells • 26 Oct 2016 Remember, the clocks don't go back this weekend because the UK already did that on June 23rd 💅 63 replies, 2k reposts, 2.9k likes
@willhowells • 4 Apr 2016 A man, a PM, A/Cs, a scam, Panama! 14 replies, 274 reposts, 215 likes
@willhowells • 24 Dec 2014 My homeopath loved her Christmas present. It's some wrapping paper that once had an iPad in. 34 replies, 1.6k reposts, 990 likes
@willhowells • 18 May 2013 Bonnie Tyler is actually hoping to get nul points. She's holding out for a zero #Eurovision 6 replies, 182 reposts, 25 likes
@willhowells • 25 Dec 2012 Presumably the Catholic Church's concern is that if gay men can have happy family lives, no-one will want to be priests any more. 16 replies, 440 reposts, 96 likes
@willhowells • 28 Aug 2012 Youths in the street arguing about Jeremy Renner and Matt Damon but forgetting Richard Chamberlain. Kids today don't know their Bourne. 18 replies, 236 reposts, 36likes
12: KEiiNO - Spirit in the Sky 10: Chanée & N'evergreen - In a Moment Like This 8: Carola - Invincible 7: Azúcar Moreno - Bandido 6: Eric Saade - Popular 5: Carlos Paião - Playback 4: Svetlana Loboda - Be My Valentine 3: Imaani - Where Are You? 2: Mørland & Debrah Scarlatt - A Monster Like Me 1: Koit Toome & Laura - Verona
11. (I Would) Die For You - Antique 12. Every Way That I Can - Sertab Erener 13. Adrenalina - Senhit feat. Flo Rida 14. Undo - Sanna Nielsen 15. Loco loco - Hurricane 16. Ove Oss Pa Hinanden - Fyr og Flamme 17. Feuer - Ireen Sheer 18. Düm Tek Tek - Hadise 19. It Hurts - Lena Philipsson 20. Carpe Diem - Joker Out
He was married to Valerie Seymour for 11 years. In 1979, however, he was exposed as a homosexual to his annoyance.
A whippet in a blue coat sitting in a field
Bob Mortimer on “Would I Lie To You?”
Solon in Doctor Who and The Brain of Morbius
Pace splits showing consistent speed around 5’44” per km for 8k and the last two kilometres at 5’36” and 5’27” respectively, with heart rate increasing too
Priscilla P in Doctor Who: The Happiness Patrol
Me and William G Stewart on the 15-to-1 set
Tom Edden as a pharmacist in Doctor Who
Selfie of me with the band behind