William H

@williamh.bsky.social

56 Followers 78 Following

Works in SF. Lives in Berkeley. Hides in trees.

Badly rendered AI promotion for an all-you-can-eat breakfast in Sayner, WI
The night sky, with the Milky Way barely visible, behind a silhouette trees
Domino’s Pizza sending texts every single day like some weirdo
Best big store store bought chocolate cookies in America, brown butter chocolate from Whole Foods
Daily Mail article about “mutant sewer rats spreading through major cities”
A bunch of AI companies that have a logo that either looks or suggests a big butthole
Clippy from Microsoft, a profanely annoying feature that forecasted annoying AI help
A picture of Jeremy Clarkson as he imagines having sex with pimped up cars
Rollercoaster with a massive first drop and then lots of hills
A black dog peers from under a Xmas dinner table politely begging for a treat
Screenshot with a top caption reading “SIMPLY HAVING A” and then image of a bottle that reads “MAGICAL PENIS WINE”