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liam / 25 / ireland (Known in This World as "WILLIAM_ THE BLIND") 📝 colourful YTPs, black+white comics, and #1 bestselling series Bikini Bottom Adventures 🔎 if it's stupid enough, it's cool, y'know?

nick smith / ulillillia - the legend of the 10 elemental masters
IMA: "well, what a relief! day 44 came and went with no incident!" ---- IMA: "you know what THAT means..." ---- [TAKUMI WAS WRONG!] TAKUMI: "nnh...!" *hic—* "y-you'll all see... on day 50.... i s-swear...."
john cowper powys - a glastonbury romance
william t. vollmann - a table for fortune "A package of Stasi documents copied by my researcher Eva Killinger, as it looked on arrival in 2019."
norman mailer - harlot's ghost shoutout labyrinth books in princeton i miss it every day...
PAIGE: "ya know, your LIBRARY CARD gives you a lot more than just a buncha DEAD TREE SCROLLS! —we offer a STIMULATING selection of AUDIOBOOKS for the clinically distracted!" ---- [ASMR 18+] Sexy Librarian Reads Titillating Victorian Detective Stories [ASMR 18+] Lascivious Booklender Narrates Steamy Heian-Era Japanese Court Drama ("The Tale of Genji's Yandere Manservant")
jeremy braddock - firesign stereo-diegetic map showing the transition from the Powerhouse Church to George Tirebiter's apartment (from Don't Crush That Dwarf, Hand Me The Pliers)
ZODI: "man NOTHING beats a weekend away on a resort planet..." ---- ROBOFISH: "YOU HAVE A MEETING" ---- ZODI: "uh what gives!!! why am i back here" ROBOFISH: "YOU WERE IN A SIMULATION" ---- ZODI: "but i swear i was just on vac—" ROBOFISH: "YOUR MEMORY WAS SIMULATED" ZODI: "really?? i was having so much fun..." ---- ZODI: "...actually nah it sucked" ROBOFISH: "YOUR FUN WAS SIMULATED TOO"
ZODI: "i-it's ok if you PIRATE our starships! we're glad you enjoy 'em...! —we'll hafta send our LEGAL FLOTILLA after you, but you'll get a good TEST DRIVE outrunning 'em..."
YUKARI: "it's time for another... NEW YEAR'S DREAM SPORTS FEST! —i hope you're well-restin'!" ---- YUKARI: "let's warmup with some 200 LITER BUCKET-LIFTING!" TOMO: "hah! easy!" ---- TOMO: "WAUGH!! SNAKES!!!" YUKARI: "DISQUALIFIED! WAKE UP!" ---- TOMO: "damn. i gotta work on my TECHNIQUE." YUKARI: "we teleport you to the CHIYOGLIDING event!!" CHIYO: "yay!" ---- YUKARI: "on your marks... LIFT-OFF!" ---- OSAKA: "wahoooo!!!" ---- CHIYO: "h... heavy..." YOMI: "oh, come ON!" KAGURA: "miss yukari, isn't it a bit too easy to CHEAT in a DREAM?" OSAKA: "ah can grow all the arms ah need!" ---- YUKARI: "hmm... if a CHALLENGE is what you crave..." ---- YUKARI: "NIGHTMARE ROUND! run to the end of this SPOOKY CORRIDOR!" ---- KAGURA: "nggh!! i c-can't MOVE—!" OSAKA: "mah... legs're MOLASSES...." YUKARI: "looks easier on TV, eh~?"
jeremy braddock - firesign: the electromagnetic history of everything as told on nine comedy albums
PAIGE: "sorry your book won't be in 'til next month. here's an ACTIVITY PAGE while ya wait." ---- PAIGE COMIX! LIBRARY PATRON: "don'tcha give out BOOKMARKS round here?" PAIGE: "hmmmmmnnn" PAIGE: "maybe ask your mom. i mighta left one INSIDE her last night." ---- help paige avoid OLD TRASH BOOKS and reach the TRUE LITERATURE inside the maze! (moby-dick) ---- (crime and punishment) ---- (the recognitions) ---> (my eunuch is a werewolf!!) ---- use scissors to cut out your own PAIGE JR. to keep at home!! (he will be hungry. feed him with meat.) note: you will be cutting out the punchline of the comic on the other side. please read it first ok i worked hard on it. ---- have fun, kids!
EITO: "wow, takumi! what a gift! i've been meaning to reread the THESAURUS lately..." TAKUMI: "um... what's there to read AGAIN...?" ---- EITO: "it pays to know your language WELL, haha!" ---- EITO: "you never know when it'll come in HANDY..."
AMELIA: "hehe..." ---- INA: "...do you need GLASSES?" AMELIA: "nuh uh."
NORMAD: "i know what you're up to, forte! you're adding 100,000 extra GCs to the ransom to—" CHRIS MORRIS: "—to make yourself look IMPORTANT!" FORTE: "..." CHRIS MORRIS: "how DARE you come on this program and say, 'hey, look at me, i'm FORTE STOLLEN'!"
[we return to... the HOLOLEAGUE! virtual soccer championship] ---- KIARA: "GOOD GRAVY, that sure was a FIERY first half!! —japan and indonesia neck'n'neck, with scores a-plenty a-piece! —let's go to our PANEL for more! ---- GURA: "huhaha, the IDs were ROCKIN'! i've never SEEN a header like ollie's!" KIARA: "sure got the game ROLLIN', alrite!" GURA: "and i never want to see it again." ---- INA: "ah, it's all a bit HIGH-TEMPO for me... but the JPs have shown some magic!! —that NOEFURE tag team goal... oh my... they should have sent an artist~" ---- KIARA: "looks like it's still ANYBODY'S game!! —and AMELIA!" ---- KIARA: "...ame, what did we tell you about time-travelling to find out what happens." ---- AMELIA: "...ohoho..." ---- AMELIA: "you fools have NO idea....." ---- AMELIA: "just wait until HAACHAMA comes on~"
SANA: "guess who the SPACE TELESCOPE just caught~!" POLARIS: "UGH, tell 'em to quit LOOKIN' at me up there..." ---- SANA: "ya sure looked PIMPLIER 100 LIGHT-YEARS ago!" POLARIS: "STOPPPPP bro i hadn't had all those SUPERNOVAS yetttttt"
NOZOMI: "thanks again for coming over, ima! no one ever joins me for TEA... except my PLUSHIES...." ---- IMA: "my pleasure, miss kirifuji! no better way to try my new DEAR SISTER TEA SET! ♄" ---- IMA: "not TOO full now... she'll get a TUMMY ACHE~"
KAORIN: "LOOK! LOOK!! the SPACE STATION'S passing over us!" SAKAKI: "oh!" KAORIN: "that tiny light..." ---- SAKAKI: "...do we make a wish?" KAORIN: "eh, i can't trust an ASTRONAUT with MINE." ---- KAORIN: "—wait, WHERE'D IT GO?!" SAKAKI: "maybe they're going to sleep..." ---- CHIYO'S FATHER: "what a funny-tasting bird."
john moriarty - dreamtime; turtle was gone a long time, vols 1-3; night journey to buddh gaia; nostos
HIRUKOMO: "i've survived 120 days in SODOM... what's a hundred MORE gonna do~?" DARUPAIGE: "arf, arf, arf!" *bark* *bark* "GRRR!" (go away! no boys allowed in the yuri zone!)
IMA: "👍😀"
REINE: "oh, i'm SO glad you could take the time to be here, AMELIA..." ---- REINE: "after all, cleaning the DRAWING ROOM will be no small feat! —but with the SIX of you, it will only be a TRIVIAL matter!" (i should've thought of this EARLIER!) ---- REINE: "and hey, if you do well, who knows? i might get you to clean ALL my rooms! —wouldn't THAT be fun." ---- REINE: "well, i'd LOVE to help you out, but i have SEVERAL important 'IDOL MEETINGS' to attend! —i'll be back whenever! GANBARE~!" ---- AMELIA: "well uh, see ya reine." REINE: "HAW HAW HAW...."
wippy bonstack - correct irregulars & tactile demons
[door slamming open.] DARUMI: "KINO ALERT!!!!!!!!" NOZOMI: "uh oh, darumi's back." ---- DARUMI: "i found a VIDEO STORE out in the ruins... sellin' GRUESOME PARODIES of BELOVED KIDS' CLASSICS!" ---- DARUMI: "whose childhood wants RUININ'~??" NOZOMI: "hang on." ---- NOZOMI: "i think that's just, an ACTUAL bloodstain. on a normal dvd." ---- DARUMI: "BWEEEH!! my childhood was ALREADY ruined anyway...."
JESSICA: "well, well, well." ---- JESSICA: "look at what the cat dragged in." ---- JESSICA: "is that, —my FATHER, —that i see?" ---- JESSICA: "is that my... PAPA?" ---- JESSICA: "PAPA??"
john cowper powys - autobiography
william t. vollmann in tomodachi life: living the dream
TSUBASA: "special delivery!" STUDENTS: "EH??" "who ordered a CAKE?!" TSUBASA: "oh, this thing's just a HOBBY PROJECT of mine, hehe..." ---- TSUBASA: "VOILÀ!" STUDENT: "...is that the school?" ---- STUDENT: "—is that US??" TSUBASA: "l-lemme explain!!" ---- TSUBASA: "i figured we should have a tool for LARGE-SCALE battle prep, so i built a SMALL-SCALE simulation of the academy!" NOZOMI: "how's THAT work...?" TSUBASA: "sirei helped with the AI." ---- TSUBASA: "they'll go about their lives just like ours... we can set up DRILLS an' see how they respond!" NOZOMI: "...at least they look kinda cute..." IMA: "even my DEAR SISTER..." ---- KURARA: "such a MORALLY DUBIOUS feat of engineering! you'd make a FINE oosuzuki..." TSUBASA: "hey, it's not THAT bad!! they may have SOME autonomy and EMOTIONS, but—" ---- NOZOMI: "uhh, tsubasa? the simulation's gone a bit... FUNKY..." ---- TSUBASA: "...what are they DOING..." NOZOMI: "what are WE doing?!!"
KOMO: "hey! my matinee ran a bit long, sorry..." PAIGE: "not at all." *ahem.* ---- KOMO: "hm... your taste's gotten more POSTMODERN since last time..." ---- PAIGE: "bweh— ya got me!! teehee..." ---- KOMO: "haha good one! —just gonna order us some JUICE..." ---- PAIGE: "phew."
the compact oxford english dictionary - definition of "chunk"
DOOBY: "—an' BEFORE you start commenting, 'but where's the DEMAND??'... critters livin' under rocks are NOTORIOUSLY under-served by public transit! there's been STUDIES!!"
DANA: "computer... please look up 'terrible shapes.'" COMPUTER: "well ok." ---- DANA: "OHOAH man hahah" ---- DANA: "EUGH oh boy...."
george sarton - introduction to the history of science
prince pĂșca & nxcromantik - cupid chromatica
from your friend... the comixmaster...
AMELIA: "...SHEESH, haven't been checkin' my anonymous TIP HOLE in a bit...." ---- AMELIA: "cat up a tree, dog up a tree, ame up a tree...." ---- AMELIA: "—oh, not ANOTHER 'case'..." ---- AMELIA: "yup, i found the CULPRIT, alright... the new 3-FOR-2 PHOENIX BURGER DEAL at kfp is so good, you'd think it was CRIMINAL...." KIARA: "and didn't our new kfp FIERY MOCHA (tm) give you allll the ENERGY you needed to crack the case?" AMELIA: "boy, how could i FORGET..."
MINT BLANCMANCHE: (reading Kigurumi Monthly) MINT FANTOME: (reading Women's Foot Magazine)
william t. vollmann - the book of dolores, you bright and risen angels, the ice-shirt, fathers and crows, argall, the dying grass, the rifles, no immediate danger, no good alternative, the lucky star, europe central, uncentering the earth william gaddis - the recognitions, J R william h. gass - the tunnel
NOZOMI: "—oop, sorry." KYOSHIKA: "ah do graciously ACCEPT your apology..." ---- KYOSHIKA: "—but mah HOLY JEZEBEL SIX-SHOOTER calls to mah honor's DEFENSE! WE SHALL DUEL AT SUNDOWN!!" NOZOMI: "don'tcha have one booked with TAKUMI already...?"
V'EHXNESS: "i must say, this 'RE-CREATION ROOM' might be my favourite! —so many colourful THRONES to choose from~" TSUBASA: "i... i'm glad...?" EVA: "silence, coward." ---- V'EHXNESS: "and what are all those ceremonial weapons for...?" EVA: "the invaders play bouts of ROCK 'n' ROLL with them." ---- V'EHXNESS: "hoh! one of their MUSICAL WARGAMES? —we shall see how thoroughly we 'OUTROLL' them!!" ---- ("the gerogerigegege" - the gerogerigegege, 'moenai hai')
william t. vollmann - the lucky star
KRONII: "whoo, what a LAUNCH... i am takin' one HELLA nap for all mankind—" ---- KRONII: "WHAT THE" ---- SANA: "need anything from the SHOPS, commander?" KRONII: "HELLO, HOUSTON RESOURCES??"
> Kyoshika: Enter fort. ---- IMAGINATION: 80% BUSHIDOSITY: 90% SEISONESS: 30%
Jerma985 - 700,000 Games
CALLI: "...t-this kinda 'BOPS,' right guys...?"
PAIGE TERNER: "we get NEW RELEASES comin' in ALL the time~!"
nai'an shi - water margin AKA the marshes of mount liang (tr. john & alex dent-young) - vol. 2
(souboutei must be destroyed) TAKOHA: "no. i'm not family... yes... yes..." ---- TAKOHA: "hey, odaka, i'm gonna need your scooter and some cash." ODAKA: "nah, bro." ---- TAKOHA: "i'll draw that art professor matsui you used to have a crush on... i'll do her as a bunny girl... and suuuper realistic, too..."
brian wilson smoking the weed, drawn by yuichi hirakawa of the pen friend club
the pen friend club - songularity very sorry, but 2000 characters aint enough alt text for any of these images! you can read the whole thing on rateyourmusic!
TAKUMI: "man... this is meant to be a SCHOOL, but we haven't used the classrooms even ONCE..." ---- TAKUMI: "well, maybe we could put on some MOVIES in here..."
nozomi kirifuji