Will, from Internet

@willsisskind.com

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Word assembler about music for Start-Track.com and Songs From Friends. Paris Buns caterwauler. I am fifteen rats, perhaps sixteen, shoved into a human suit.

a meme i made of hasan piker going “holy fuckin shit dog. dog like. dog holy fuckin SHIT”
so this is a pond near where I live, and I took a morning walk past it and decided to put on the new Noah Kahan album, the great divide. I’m glad nobody was there that early in the morning because they would’ve seen me shedding many tears. Actually, you know what, I wouldn’t have cared if they saw me cry. I would’ve told them, I’m listening to the new Noah Kahan album, and you should listen to it too, and then we can cry together. Anyway, this was a lot of alt text. Who cares? Thank you.
The great Howie Rose, legendary radio announcer for the New York Mets, saying his famous catchphrase: “PUT IT IN THE BOOKS!”
spiderman recognizing spiderman
the dog from cboyardee’s classic YouTube masterpiece, “dilbert 3”
kendrick lamar stunting on drake at last year’s super bowl, because of course
The scene in Talladega Nights where Gary Cole as Reese Bobby tapes a kilo of cocaine underneath the car and calls the boys in blue.
the classic dril tweet "and another thing: im not mad. please dont put in the newspaper that i got mad."
A snippet from Jimmy Carter's "Crisis of Confidence" speech, in which he states: Just as a similar synthetic rubber corporation helped us win World War II, so will we mobilize American determination and ability to win the energy war. Moreover, I will soon submit legislation to Congress calling for the creation of this nation's first solar bank, which will help us achieve the crucial goal of 20 percent of our energy coming from solar power by the year 2000."
top frame, hasan piker at the zohran party saying “holy fuckin shit dawg” bottom frame, hasan piker at the zohran party saying “dog like. dog holy fuckin SHIT”
The cover of "Polyrhythms" by the Paris Buns
the music video for "don't buy the $599 camera for your toilet", unfortunately lacking subtitles at this time. please ask me if you would like the full lyrics and chord sheet.
cover for the paris buns' album "polyrhythms", with a design made up of circles in rainbow pattern symbolizing polyrhythms of one beat over two over three, up to eight.
nbc news google search result gone wrong
Extreme Fear is driving the US market
CNN reporting news, I guess
spotify for artists telling me "1 person listening now" to my music
a gorgeous sunset over a frozen pond
A sign for a business park called BlueSky Center with businesses such as Avid, Oracle, Vericel, etc
kermit the frog who is green has his arm around canadian pm justin trudeau saying imma keep it real wit u prime minister trudeau fire when ready
the "i guess" meme, the one with the guy crossing his arms in the left panel and then in the right panel, throwing his hands up and going "i guess"
the horrendous youtube content editing page showing "restrictions: copyright"
From the Missouri Independent: Missouri Attorney General Andrew Bailey, shown speaking with reporters Jan. 13, was grilled by lawmakers Wednesday about his office budget and a new lawsuit filed against Starbucks accusing the company of discrimination (Annelise Hanshaw/Missouri Independent).
the scene from the simpsons where mr. skinner asks "am i so out of touch" before going "no, it's the children who are wrong" but in this meme, instead of "children", it says "wokes"
The cover of Cory Doctorow's "Walkaway", which shows a silhouette of a woman walking away from a house on fire.
An image of the reversed Magician tarot card from the Rider deck, plus an explanation from Google's stupid AI describing its meaning: "The reversed Magician tarot card can indicate a lack of focus, uncertainty, or weakness. It can also suggest that a person's talents and potential are not being fully realized."
spotify suggesting both luvleelou and sum 41 for me, which feels like two competing vibes
The album art for the upcoming record "The Paris Buns - Songs For The End Times", which depicts two people in the bottom-left corner holding hands in front of an abstract-looking fire.
How Much Ketamine Does It Take To Overdose? The World Health Organization published research that suggests ketamine is fatal when injected at doses above 11 mg/kg for a person who is about 132 pounds. Toxicology reports from individuals who died after using ketamine for recreational purposes found that doses between 0.1 and 7 mgl/l were present in the bloodstream when they died, according to the Emerging Health Threats Journal.
A screenshot of the homepage of the simple yet elegant WillSisskind.com.
Zac Oyama of Dropout in full costume as Tommy Shriggly saying his motto: "Get your head outta your ass."
top spotify search results for "punch a nazi"
the poem goes like this: if they dehumanize us, let us become beasts far fiercer than those they have ever known. let us wait in the tall grass with fangs and claws extended. let them not have time to draw their guns before we lash out. bigger, faster, stronger, greater in number. we are their creation, for they saw us as creatures; so let them understand our features. blood-soaked gums and paws, licking our fur, full of muscle, bone and sinew. if they dehumanize us, let us show them what happens when we are tired of being tamed
Dawn of The Final Day -24 Hours Remain-
the notification tiktok sends americans now that the ban is in place... and showing some gratitude to trump for a potential reversal?... nah
a riff on the old dril tweet: "issuing correction on a previous post of mine. regarding steve bannon. you do not, under any circumstance, "gotta hand it to them"
elon musk tweeting "please post a bit more positive, beautiful or informative content on this platform"
a dinosaur menorah. a dinosorah, if you will
that meme of kermit the frog with his arm around prime minister justin trudeau with text: "imma keep it real wit u prime minister trudeau... fire when ready"
a meme of kermit the frog with his arm around canadian prime minister justin trudeau with the text: "ima keep it real with u prime minister trudeau fire when ready"