The Mighty Willtor

@willtor.bsky.social

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Not actually Godzilla (sorry). Married to the indomitable @erinleiserson.bsky.social.

Top picture: Ozzy singing. Bottom picture: Still photo from My Girl, where the distressed girl is standing over the open casket of the boy. Top Text: Generals gathered in their masses. Bottom Text: He can't see without his glasses.
Tweet by raandy: dems are gonna look themselves in the mirror, take a deep breath and tell themselves 'we gotta get more racist'
Tweet from raandy: dems are gonna look themselves in the mirror, take a deep breath and tell themselves 'we gotta get more racist'
Yu-Gi-Oh meme: "Don't speak ill of the dead" on one card, rebuffed with a card that says, "Don't be a piece of shit while you're alive."
Nathan Fielder meme where he's pictured laughing. The standard meme is that he's "out with friends; they're all just out of frame, laughing too."
One of those super-weird ergonomic chairs with no back that costs like $500.
Kelsey Grammer in a swimming pool holding a baby and kissing it on the back of the head. The baby's head has been photoshopped to be another Kelsey Grammer.
Joe Rogan in front of the Whitehouse. His suit is ill-fitting, his tie, too short, and he generally looks like a mess.
Russel Crowe, from the movie, Gladiator. He's holding a gladius and shouting, "Are you not into trains!?"
Old square guy walking past graffiti promoting anarchy. He says, "This is what the kids call 'BASED.'"
Three Kerbals, having planted a flag, standing in front of their lander on Minmus.
Original series Star Trek title card with the Enterprise orbiting a planet. The title says, "Somebody with better aim needs a turn."
Wide shot of the Enterprise orbiting a planet. The title reads, "Zoom from Ten to One."
"I can excuse racism..." meme with the text altered: "I can excuse Liz Cheney, but I draw the line at MTG." "You can excuse Liz Cheney?"
Kyle MacLachlan as Paul Atreides, dressed as the Duke's son.
A man is clutching his heart and a woman kneels next to him, saying, "Any doctor here?" A passer-by says, "I'm a doctor! What's going on?" She says, "A heart attack!" He replies, "I'm a doctor of Computer Science." She says, "He's going to die!" He says, "OldMan.setHealth("100%");"
Dril tweet: and another thing: I'm not mad. Please don't put in the paper that I got mad.
Kelsey Grammer is sitting in a swimming pool holding a baby. The baby's head has been photoshopped to be Kelsey Grammer, so it looks like he's holding a baby version of himself. Grown-up Kelsey Grammer is kissing baby Kelsey Grammer on the back of the head.
Mike Ginn tweet: My "Not involved in human trafficking" T-shirt has people asking a lot of questions already answered by my shirt.
Gritty is the Way (@Gritty20202) tweets: 'Landlords provide housing like scalpers provide concert tickets' is my new favorite analogy.
Zohran Mamdani as a little child.
A man in a tattered suit sits in front of a small fire, speaking to children in tattered clothes: "Yes, the planet got destroyed. But for a beautiful moment in time we created a lot of value for shareholders."
"Hard to swallow pills" meme in which a hand is holding a bottle of pills and another points at the text: "Hard to swallow pills."
Article headline: We're all in the Epstein files (featuring Ross Douthat)
Norman Rockwell's "Freedom of Speech" painting with the man standing and speaking his truth and everyone looking on with interest.
Meme based on the "not what I'm called" template. Data, from Star Trek: The Next Generation, arrives and says, "Hey guys." Dr. Pulaski replies, "Data!" Data says, "Not what I'm called."
Tweet by Gareth: "I won't back down." - Tom Petty "I may readjust my stance if you have a convincing argument." - Tom Reasonable
Composite of a top and bottom picture. Top: The Venezuelan presidential palace. Bottom: The info graphic used to show Saddam Hussein's hiding spot when he was located. It's labeled with an air vent and fan. The composition is made to look like his hiding place is beneath the Venezuelan presidential palace.
Anime girl is standing, crying. The text next to her says, "Yeah, I may be racist, but you were mean and that's worse."
Toral, son of Duras, from Star Trek: The Next Generation.
Tweet: OpenAI ready to roll out ads in ChatGPT responses. Quote-Tweet: Some poor 5th grade teacher, grading the worst WW2 paper ever turned in when it suddenly starts talking about World of Tanks and Nord VPN for no reason.
Donbot, from Futurama, saying, "From the context it is clear what you mean."
Andrew Cuomo giving a press conference. He has a word bubble containing a tweet, from Drew Janda, that says, "The haters said I couldn't do it. And they were correct. Honestly great call from the haters."
Lin Manuel Miranda looking perplexed at a cellphone that's being held up for him to see.
Two tweets. #1: Trump says "Prices at McDonald's are coming down." #2: Fox News on how to save money during the holidays: "Remember, adults don't need gifts. Focus on the people in your life who are aged 3 to 18. Grandma doesn't need slippers. If they don't live by you, don't get them a gift."
Dr. Spock.
The weird ear bug is on Chekov's cheek, moving towards his ear. Chekov looks unhappy about it.
Gul Dukat
Bar chart showing U.S. homelessness by year, from 2015 to 2024. 2024 stands far above the others, at more than 3/4 of a million Americans. Source is U.S. Department of Housing and Urban Development.
Popeye, mouth wide, squeezing a can of spinach so that it flies out the top and arcs into his mouth. The spinach is labeled, "tylenol," and Popeye is labeled, "my autism."
Why not visit the Delta Quadrant? Panel 1: [picture of a Kazon] We got Temu Klingons Panel 2: [picture of the clown from The Thaw] Clowns Panel 3: [picture of the Doctor wrestling a macrovirus] COVID-19 Panel 4: [picture of Neelix kissing Kes] Uncomfortable age gaps Panel 5: [picture of Tuvix] 2-for-1 deals so good they're unethical Panel 6: [picture of Harry Kim] Extra Harry Kims
Screencap from Star Wars. Leia is pointing at the Millennium Falcon and talking to Han Solo: You came in that thing? You're braver than I thought.
Tweet from Brennan Lee Mulligan: Hey gang, Ozymandias here! Thanks as always for looking on my works, and if you liked what you saw don't forget to click "Despair!"
A screencap from the shittydaystrom subreddit. It is, itself, a screencap from Twitter. Matt Walsh tweets: A listener wrote to ask if it's a "red flag" that his fiance doesn't want to take his last name. No it's not just a red flag. It's a dealbreaker. Men, don't marry women who won't take your name. That's a wall of separation she wants to keep between you. It won't be the only one. Jeffrey Combs responds: BS, snowflake. My wife kept her maiden name. We've been married 32 years and counting. Grow up. Evolve. The person who posted this exchange titled the post: Of course his wife is also played by Jeffrey Combs.
Two-frame: 1: Ozzy singing, "Generals gathered in their masses!" 2: My girl still, "He can't see without his glasses!"
Four panel comic: Panel 1: How Star Trek Enterprise was Invented Panel 2: Man in a trenchcoat walks up to a theater labeled, "Tonight: Normal Cartoons." Man says, "Hey pal, are you showing any Star Treks for perverts?" Panel 3: Ticket salesman replies, "I'm awful sorry, mister, but NOBODY makes Star Trek for perverts." Panel 4: Man, outraged, says, "It ain't right! I'm starting my own studio. I'll make Star Trek that only perverts could like or my name's not Rick Berman!"
Charlie Kirk. The text reads: We're going to fight racism not with racism, but we're going to fight with solidarity. We say we're not going to fight capitalism with Black capitalism, but we're going to fight it with socialism. RIP Charlie Kirk 1993-2025
Charlie Kirk. The text reads: The bread in your cupboard belongs to the hungry; The coat unused in your closet belongs to the one who needs it. The shoes rotting in your closet belong to the one who has no shoes. The money which you hoard up belongs to the poor. RIP Charlie Kirk 1993-2025
Charlie Kirk. The text reads: I don't preach a social gospel; I preach the Gospel, period. The gospel of our Lord Jesus Christ is concerned for the whole person. When people were hungry, Jesus didn't say, 'Now is that political or social?' He said, 'I feed you.' Because the good news to a hungry person is bread." RIP Charlie Kirk 1993-2025
Charlie Kirk. Text says: Look for the helpers. You will always find people who are helping. RIP Charlie Kirk 1993-2025
Press X to Doubt meme from L.A. Noir.
Lincoln Project tweet: Political violence from any party or any ideology is a direct assault on the foundations of democracy and the rule of law; it seeks not to persuade but to intimidate, not to debate but to destroy.
Two-frame meme from the movie, The Fugitive. Frame 1: Harrison Ford, wearing a MAGA hat, points a gun and says, "Bill Clinton is in the Epstein files." Frame 2: Tommy Lee Jones holds his hands up, defensively, saying, "I don't care."
3/4 view of the Enterprise D, from Star Trek: The Next Generation, as it flies through a nebula.
Four-panel meme from Arrested Development in which Tobias and Lindsey are talking to each other. Tobias: They adopt bad policy that nobody likes and hope that their base will vote because the other guy is worse. Lindsey: Did it work for those people? Tobias: No, it never does. People somehow delude themselves into thinking it might... Tobias: [looking crafty] But it might work for us.
3-panel meme. Panel #1: A man at a podium asking, "Who hates Teslas?" Everyone in the audience raises their hands. Panel #2: The man asks, "Who's driven one?" Nobody in the audience raises their hands. They all hang their heads in embarassment. Panel #3: A diagram of a WWII bomber with unevenly distributed red dots on it representing survivorship bias.
Bad taxidermy of a bat.
A BSky tweet I reposted a couple weeks back that's flagged for "intolerance." It reads: For the Epsteinth time, an 'underage woman' is called a CHILD. Thanks for coming to my Pred Talk.
Tweet from Alex Blechman: Sci-Fi Author: In my book I invented the Torment Nexus as a cautionary tale. Tech Company: At long last, we have created the Torment Nexus from classic sci-fi novel Don't Create The Torment Nexus.
Kerbals landed on Duna, from the game, Kerbal Space Program.