Will Armstrong

@willwarmstrong.bsky.social

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Game Dev and Programmer. Working at Monomi Park. Previously Unity, Firewatch, Minerva's Den, Bioshock 2, and Spiderman 3. All opinions are my own. He/him.

Duck legs braised with beans and squash.
A black cat asleep in a sunbeam.
The daily leaderboard from Slay the Spire 2. The user got a rank of 666.
"We here at PublicCorp has decided to lie to you about numbers for our benefit. In the very near future we will make more money than has ever existed or will ever exist. We are ruining the lives of our employees as fast as we can and giving their salaries to you, the shareholder. I can never fired and have more money than god. I cannot experience a single consequence. Thank you for understanding during this difficult transition." - CEO
A dog with a chew sticking out of her mouth like a cigarette
70's Stan Lee saying the above line about new york being the only city.
A cardboard box with several small holes in it the perfect size for a black cat to shove her paws through.
Prince of Persia in which Jake Gyllenhaal plays a Persian prince.
A small terrier running away and fighting me over her bright orange harness vest.
A cute puppy trying to eat a way out of her pen like some sort of gremlin.
A spreadsheet of times and color coded bodily functions with rows colorized based on relative frequency.
A terrier puppy chases its own tail in outrageously cute fashion.
A tiny puppy chilling on the couch watching tv.
A very cute terrier puppy eating a leaf while rolling in a flower bed.
A 3 month old terrier puppy in a high viz vest munching a leaf.
A truck advertising Mario Brothers plumbing.
A pear, pistachio, and brie pizza. A chorizo Mexican pizza. Both very slightly heart shaped.
Kameron, a black cat, running after a small ball of her own fur.
Nora energetically fighting a feather.
A very cute black cat on my lap in the oncology room.
Lego enterprise
Lego starship enterprise under construction. The main saucer section just starting to take shape.
A crown roast with crowns on a bed of apple leek stuffing.
Tim Curry as long John silver in muppet treasure island whomst did canonically sleep with miss piggy
All the bags for the Enterprise LEGO set. Like 4 feet of bags.
A turkey and cranberry jelly slider on a dinner roll.
A Thanksgiving dinner.
A crispy golden brown turkey fresh off the high temp part of the roast. Now for a sedate several hours down in the 300s.
A cat sized lump in an orange waffle blanket. It lunges viciously at a bookmark.
Stuffing going into the oven in a baking dish shaped like Texas.
Stuffing going into the oven in a baking dish shaped like Texas.
A mug saying 'The Future is' and then 'Reduced for Quick Sale $2' on a price sticker over the bottom word
A black cat laying on her side, limbs awkwardly raised, staring into space beyond space and the infinite void.
A Noise Marine with Guitar
A black cat with her head on my shin and the rest of her on my partners ankles.
A pear and cream cheese tart.
"Press F to Pay Respects" meme from Activision's Call of Duty
A meme from Twitter. “Conservative: I have been censored for my conservative views Me: Holy shit! You were censored for wanting lower taxes? Con: LOL no...no not those views Me: So....deregulation? Con: Haha no not those views either Me: Which views, exactly? Con: Oh, you know the ones”
A post about how there are two reactions to the 32:9 ultra wide handheld. Wanting to see their game on it. And not wanting to. But next to that in my timeline another game developer expressed wanting to make a game specifically for this handheld screen monster.
A black cat, Nora, integrated into a stack of folded black socks.
Brisket sliders with potato salad.
Brisket and ribs with Hawaiian rolls, potato salad, cheese grits, and collard greens.
Brisket after first smoke
A brisket going into a smoker.
Mitochondrial Eve from Parasite Eve with a speech bubble implying she is saying the insane thing about mitochondira that RFK Jr. said.
Posole rojo with all the fixings.
A pizza and a half. The other half already plated.
Two photos from an interview with Warner Herzog in black and white. They are captioned "There was a roar of disgust against me so I shouted - Happy New Year losers!"
A plate of fried fish, beans, and mago salsa.
Henry from Firewatch in third person - a nightmare creature of polygons and math
A jar of honey. For cheese. The need for this restriction is unclear.
A screen shot of the game Monster Train 2. It shows a single level of the train with a bunch of mushroom guys with health and attack values in the hundreds.
A very detailed stag head cast in metal as part of a military plaque. Grey skies behind.
A spread of various swords and polearms from the great hall in Edinburgh castle.
Edinburgh in the evening as the fog rolls in.