Win Barker

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Level 60 Human Rogue/Fantasist/Factotum and Laconic Purveyor of Fine Esoterica. #349,395

Large 40K table built entirely from scrap styrofoam.
Actors playing the 7 Mercury astronauts
Harlequins and Eldrad c. 1995
Star Wars movie poster
Communism was just a red herring
Dew Point Chart <55 Pleasant 56-60 Comfortable 61-65 Sticky 66-70 Uncomfortable 71-75 Oppressive 76+ Miserable
Original cover of Starlog magazine #1 showing Captain Kirk and Mr Spock.
An asshole in a blue suit and red tie, asleep in his chair.
Anthony Head playing Frank N Furter in The Rocky Horror Show
An anti-personnel mine attached to a home’s doorbell. The mine says “front toward enemy.”
The One Tom Nichols Taught in His Cold War Class
A Star Trek The Animated Series intro with the text “The One With the Aliens That Look Like Kirk’s Balls”
Cover of the Dark Age of Theer role playing sourcebook. There are images of birds and dragons in a mystical setting with the words: In the land of Theer, in an arcane age, in a misty, distant past, there was a wondrous, mysterious, dangerous world of humans, elves, halflings, orcs, and dwarves, built through powerful magic ... ...magic stolen from dragons.
A creepy man looks over a woman’s shoulder.
Painting of a spaceship leaving a space station
A futuristic soldier dressed in red riding an alien animal that looks like a mutated horse/ostrich hybrid. The headline of the poster reads “An epic fantasy of peace and magic” and “Wizards”
Framed print of the Jimmy Cauty Lord of the Rings poster with Gandalf and the Hobbits.
A photo of a man surrounded by furry creatures with the caption “Yesterday all my tribbles seemed so far away”
A stuffed bear wearing a Burberry shirt. Unfortunately he’s missing his head.
A man (Alec Guinness) wearing a tuxedo and stylish black hat.
Ad for a 7’ long submarine for $6.98.
The spot looks the a crane or heron.
A man in a half wet suit surrounded by women in bathing suits. The text reads Sean Connery in Thunderball.
Photo of six soldiers in the green jackets of the 95th Rifles of the British Army.
Bud Cort as Boone in the movie MASH.
“Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof; or abridging the freedom of speech, or of the press; or the right of the people peaceably to assemble, and to petition the Government for a redress of grievances.” First Amendment to the Constitution of the United States
Spock from Star Trek, holding a Tricorder, saying “This whole planet is bullshit.”
Original Macintosh computer with “hello” on screen.
Black and White drawing of Spider-man’s head drawn by John Romita. It is signed and dated ‘97.
A black and white drawing of Spider-Man’s head with “John Romita ‘97” hand written.
A quiet street on a foggy morning with the Sun peaking through the clouds.
Three animated goblins from The Hobbit
Tenchu Stealth Assassins for PlayStation
A small river shrouded in fog
Domed auditorium in the early 1980s
Harpoon - a man wearing a naval hat and sunglasses
The word is “joyous.”
You are now forced to have the same job as the main character in the last book you read. What is the job?
D&D Players Handbook showing adventurers plundering a statue of a demon.
Write an erotic story in only three words
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Issue #1
An armored person dressed in black holds a dagger against a table marked with a pentagram. The title is The Black Company.
An image that reads: The Innocence Test Baddie (54) you’re the most fun, but my mom would for sure let me hang out with you still. you’ve managed to find that sweet spot we all look for - teach us your ways.
Photo of Pope Leo in front of a microphone. It looks like he’s singing.
A poster from 1972 with an image of a blonde girl with long hair and sunglasses. The text reads “Carol thinks long hair is groovy, digs now sounds, wears bell bottoms, and has syphilis.”
The album cover for Ghost In the Machine by The Police, featuring images of Sting, Stewart Copeland, and Andy Summers in the style of LED numbers.
Johnny Cash flipping the bird
A tricorder from Star Trek
A blue banner with yellow text that reads “Horus was right.”
A cardboard display showing several DC comics including Flash and Superman.
A grey piece of a computer panel on the bridge of the NX-01 Enterprise. The piece has two sections (labeled 6-552 AUX and 6-422 AUX)
Imperial Guard Field Ordnance Battery