matt

@windows98support.bsky.social

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📍Londoner 💊 Methylphenidate Connoisseur 💅 I will kill again 🥀 Social Media Manager for Team Keir

helena @freshhel Ohhhhh my god u only had a iced coffee to eat today? should we tell everyone? Should we throw a party?should we invite bella hadid
Francesca S. @stefafra.bsky.social The aim is not to have to sell a property, and getting a bit of money to onset the expenses of moving to another place and having to rent. If I was to move "for real" I would sell the house, having all our savings stuck in a lot of bricks has always made me nervous.. matt @windows98support.bsky.so... The people renting your house, how are they getting money to offset the expense of moving to another place?
Kevin James, looking smug and shrugging
Hbomberguy busting through a wallpapers wall shouting “sell their houses to who, Ben, fucking aquaman?”
Post to the r/mildlyinfuriating subreddit Title: Made hundreds of wristbands for a conference that suddenly got renamed Picture shows a pile of wristbands with NONCEFEST 2026 printed on them
FoxFire @foxfire42.bsky.social That would depend entirely on whether or not they keep going for any significant length of time, used force/threats, or were told more than once to stop but didn't. Otherwise it's simply inconsiderate. 01:48 • 21 Jul 2026
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Two (presumably Middle Eastern) people, saying “THEY SAY THE NEXT ONES WILL BE SENT BY A WOMAN!”and “REALLY MAKES YOU FEEL LIKE YOU’RE PART OF HISTORY.” as a series of drones drop bombs on them
Luna, a tabby Maine coon cat, standing on a kitchen counter like the criminal she is.
He now works for himself in property maintenance and earns about ÂŁ30,000.
Giselleeoo Whole trip I was thinking "should've brought some hot sauce with me" it was good but | needed some spice in something or somewhere lol girlfromipanema i'm adding taco bell packets to my packing list rn Giselleeoo » girlfromipanema If you can find Chalula packets that'll save you for breakfast too lol Masterojack » cgirlfromipanema i brought a whole bottle of chalula. you can get tabasco and franks at US consignment stores. around Europe
justtimeformeo my daughter is in Europe for the next few weeks and she packed salt, black pepper, garlic powder, hot sauce and chipotle sauce. she said that this was the smartest thing she packed.
Lazlow from What We Do In The Shadows saying HVAC is in. HVAC is hot. I want some HVAC
When You were partying I studied The Blade When you were having premarital sex I mastered The BLOCKCHAIN While you wasted your days at the gym in pursuit of vanity I cultivated Inner Strength And now that the world is on fire and the barbarians are at the gate you have the audacity to come to me for help?
Tom No too high, 18 is reasonable like most things are barred for people until they're 18. Also: i think that doesn't solve the issue, i think we should have some kind of age gap rule isy.bobo yes 3 year age gap max
Screenshot of Bluesky bio Same B*tch who was on Not-Twitter @veronicad1.bsky.social 15.6k followers 9.6k following 8.6k posts I swear A LOT, as in Samuel L Jackson would blush • Harry Truman gave me ice cream money as a child I'm a GD DEMOCRAT Bezos is Dr Evil Musk is a N@zi & fascist Zuck is a cuck sucker
Same B*tch who was on... @veronic... • 1d #SayTheirNames #NoJusticeNoPeace #FuckICE #FuckTrump #FuckSusanCollins #FuckDHS #FuckFBI #FuckSCOTUS #FuckRethugliKKKlans #QuitKillingToCoverEpsteinFiles #ReleaseEpsteinPedoFiles #ReleaseKillerICENames #ProsecuteTheirMurderers Then a flashing GIF saying “Fuck ICE” in the shape of a hand giving the middle finger
thelobotomizer.bsky.social 20 seconds I'm not wrong and you fuckin well know it. Now drop the fuck dead.
The Lobotomizer @thelobotomizer.bsky.social Communism is the vast majority working for the good of the state which is what Trump and the rich want. Democratic Socialist is just a term for Progressive. Socialism is simply the governing of people no matter the form of government. 10:52 • 15 Jul 2026
A guy smoking many cigarettes, looking tired
Countries that have emitted the most CO2 emissions to date Each country's share of global cumulative COz emissions since 1750. This measures fossil fuel and industry emissions; land use is not included. US - 24% China - 15% Russia - 6.7% Germany - 5.2% UK - 4.4% Japan - 3.8% India - 3.5% France - 2.2% Canada - 1.9% Ukraine - 1.7% Global Carbon Budget (2024)
Kathryn Brightbill @kebrightbill.b... • 5h Europeans pretending that they have no responsibility for climate change is getting old. Kathryn Brightbill @kebrightbill.b... • 4h And don't even get me started on all the many ways British Petroleum screwed over the planet, including all of their adventures in Iran that helped set the stage for the fundamentalist takeover, all while the British government was the majority shareholder.
Chart title: Benefits of having a PC instead of a console that doesn't have phisycal. On the PC Side: - Own your games (Steam never took my games even when they got taken down from store in 10 years). - You can mod your games. - Competent support that tries to help you if you have a problem. On the PS6 side: - You own nothing, if anything is taken down fron the store, you'll lose access to it instantly any time. - You can't mod your games. - Incompetent and useless support that doesn't help you with anything of you somehow lose access to your account. Bottom text: What else?
Chucky, Glend/Glenda, and Tiff. When they’re loving each other instead of when they hate each other, it’s 50/50
Hannah so if you weren't in his life, he'd be paying 100% of his own bills and doing 100% of the chores right? so what your doing is giving him full access to the benefits of having a woman in his life (sex included) and he is also getting a financial bargain because you are paying him to live with him. thats a roommate who has sex with you.
Four frames from The Good Place: Frame 1: Elenor saying “Are we sure we should be listening to these guys?” Frame 2: Elenor continues “It's like, who died and left Aristotle in charge of ethics?” Frame 3: Chidi pauses, in front of a board covered with information about Ethics. Frame 4: Chidi points to the board and answers “Plato”
I might go to both of these written above a photo of a song in a window saying: Combat loneliness Here - Monday, Wednesday, Friday 12-4pm But the way it is divided by the window reads as Combat Here - Monday 12.00 Loneliness Wednesday, Friday 4pm
A smug guy playing chess
A angry crying woman wojack holding a sign saying: You are obliged to like my hip dips or else you're gay, short, and have a small pp. It doesn't matter that hip dips are a masculine trait primarily found in men, implying that not liking hip dips would actually make you straight, but you are still gay because you hurt my feelings, so I'm gonna insult you by being homophobic.
The Guardian • This article is more than 1 year old Guardian Media Group announces strategic partnership with OpenAI GNM press office Fri 14 Feb 2025 14.05 GMT
Eleanore from The Good Place saying “side note, I might legit be into Tahani” but Tahani is crossed out and replaced with Chaff
Screenshot from my notifications showing Zack Polanski has reposted my most recent post
Three panels of Psycho Goreman (PG for short) from the film Psycho Goreman. He’s says “I do not care for hunky boys” before looking at a photo of a shirtless man and adding “or do I?” PG is an intergalactic space tyrant murder machine who wants to kill all life in the galaxy
Donald Trump explaining how he would be the greatest communist