windu pez

@windupez.bsky.social

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I probably was already following you on twitter, when it existed, back when it was good

ITYSL "it's got nothing to do with piss"
Permanent puddle at the intersection of Graham Avenue and Metropolitan In Brooklyn
"It's an old-fashioned excommunication. By gar, it's been a while"
This post with a video "making a jar jar binks Lollypop" above it
The classic Andy Daly "555-COME-ON-NOW" meme from Comedy Bang Bang
I also renewed my DSA membership. Screenshot of the success page at the end of the process
The Knicks logo but it says "James Dolan Sucks"
I searched "camo metatarsal pad" on Amazon to see what sort of completely moronic garbage there was out there. I saw a result for men's size 4 camo insoles. Perfect no notes.
The illusion of free choice. Peepee or poopoo, either way it's 45 minutes on phone
Photo of Jalen Brunson in front of a giant effigy of the trophy
"Always has been" astronaut
Ernie from Sesame Street burning down a dart on the moon
Lisa Simpson calling the Corey hotline, but the voice is saying "Hi, this is Swan Boy"
Classic achewood "hey guys! Guess who just got... yellllled aaat!"
Heartbreaking: the worst person you know just made a great point
I actually want to see backrooms more than some grogu bullshit
Spam notification from the Taco Bell app exhorting me to "Meet our icons: Get to know the chalupa supreme, Crunchwrap supreme, cheesy Gordita crunch..."
AI bullshit ad in the subway. "Go home early. We've got your spreadsheets." One must assume the spreadsheets are being held hostage and that going home early is a euphemistic way of saying your labor is no longer desired here.
"Neolithic hedgehog sculpture" in the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles logo
23. Broad-billed Motmot, Electron platyrhynchum 24. Green Honeycreeper, Chlorophanes spiza 25. Slaty Antshrike, Thamnophilus punctatus 26. Crested Guan, Penelope purpurascens, painting 27. White Hawk, Leucopternis albicollis, painting 28. Black-cheeked Woodpecker, Melanerpes pucherani 29. King Vulture, Sarcoramphus papa 30. Keel-billed Toucan, Ramphastos sulfuratus 31. Mealy Parrot, Amazona farinosa 32. Red-lored Parrot, Amazona autumnalis 33. Collared Aracari, Pteroglossus torquatus 34. Red-legged Honeycreeper, Cyanerpes cyaneus 35. Slaty-tailed Trogon, Trogon massena 36. Southern Bentbill, Oncostoma olivaceum 37. Scaled Pigeon, Columba speciosa 38. Crimson-crested Woodpecker, Campephilus melanoleucos 39. Linneated Woodpecker, Dryocopus lineatus 40. Rufous Motmot, Baryphthengus ruficapillus 41. Shining Honeycreeper, Cyanerpes lucidus 42. Olivaceous Flatbill, Rhynchocyclus olivaceus 43. Dusky-capped Flycatcher, Myiarchus tuberculifer 44. Great Curassow, Crax rubra, now extinct 45. Common Pauraque, Nyctidromus albicollis
Line chart of NYK-CLE score from tonight's game. Knicks won 109-93.
Trophy that says "used all the cilantro before it went bad"
Three panels from "An Unforgettable Luncheon." Chalmers: "yes, and you call them 'ritual objects'" Chalmers: "despite the fact that they are obviously ancient dildos" Skinner: "y-you know th--" This is in reference to to the tendency in archaeology to call things "ritual objects" when they're clearly a dildo or a child's toy or a cooking implement.
The Folgers incest siblings
egg head ass lookin ass head
the "can't decide between two buttons" meme, where the buttons are labeled "Hell" and "Double hell"
the cryptkeeper, with a speech bubble
The crying Wesley Snipes with gun meme
Cardboard box on the street that says "free crown molding! Beautiful + curved"
screenshot of broken bluesky header, it says "You fucked it all up. This is your fault."
Notification from Uber that says "ready to leave?"
Sir, a second John Fetterman is hitting the senate in real time right in front of us and on one is stopping it
Screenshot from The Simpsons "The Joy of Sect" Season 9 / Episode 13 (12:20)
A "protein candy" product called "hormbles chormbles"
A longboard leaning against a tree
Tom Hanks in his ill-advised turn as Colonel Tom Parker in "Elvis." This is the scene where he says "he's white????" but the text here says "she's woke?"
screenshot showing lots of recent follows that I can't explain
Simpsons screenshot. A network executive makes a demand of writers: "START THINKING UP A NAME FOR THIS FUNKY ROCK, SOMETHING ALONG THE LINES OF, SAY... "COALIE" ONLY MORE PROACTIVE."
The far side calendar page of the day for January 25, 2026. The strip shows a small fish, about to be eaten by a medium fish, about to be eaten by a large fish. Behind the large fish is a crowd of small fish, all ready to devour the large fish.
stock image of a news anchor
Homer coming into Bart's room to find it's full of barrels of oil. Homer asks, "Bart! are you refining oil?"
Homer entering Bart's room, which is full of barrels of oil. Homer asks Bart if he is refining oil
screenshot of Katie's "okay enough about boobs on the dog. what if we put boobs on plants instead?" post followed immediately in the timeline by a post that says "bro did you seriously just germinate"
Black and white photo of an alley
Some sheet music, opened in the Preview app on macOS. Apparently macOS thinks this line looks like a number in eastern Arabic numerals. It gives me the option to try to call this line of sheet music on the phone.
An ad I got served on Instagram. It says "I am addicted to this Buddhism game".
A 9/11 Snoopy Shinkansen keychain
A store in Tokyo skytree mall called "Freak's Store"
Screenshot of a robotext from a dentist I used to go to a decade ago when I worked in tribeca. The text is wishing me a happy birthday. The text also reveals that they have me in the system as "[insert my name here] 1" The message says: "Hello [REDACTED] 1, Tribeca Dental Care wants to wish you a Happy Birthday! Reply STOP to unsubscribe."
Photo of a hard boiled egg. The yolk is labeled "screen" and the white is labeled "bezel".
Simpsons meme of Hans Moleman saying "didn't hbo use to be a premium brand on its own?"
Label of a package of Wasa brand crackers, that says "large hearty crackers" on it. This is a joke about my family consisting of portly, ruddy white people.
Vintage 90's looney tunes flannel pajama shorts.
@melip0ne's famous "name one thing in this photo" image
Photo of a cake cooling in a ring shaped bundt pan
TREBEK: Feel free to ask these diminutive spirits for sexual favors, but don't say "guten Tag" - they're not actually German! me: who are the slut gnomes of false berlin TREBEK: Bizarre little men. You're still in control of the board
The singing pope
Screenshot of the wikipedia article about world toilet day, which is November 19
NY POST (shit rag conservative vomit stream) post that says "More than a quarter of New Yorkers will consider fleeing the Big Apple if Zohran Mamdani is elected mayor, according to a new poll that warns that a socialist-run City Hall "could reshape the city for years to come.""
Classic Simpsons "can you imagine a world without lawyers?" Screenshot