Wing2J

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Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducked.

A text message that reads, in its entirety: BWAHAHAHAHAHAH
A Wawa receipt for a spinach smoothie. The order number is 69. You know. The sex number.
Footlong kielbasa sandwich with fried onions, mini pierogi, and cheese sauce
A man holding a pint can of Dogfish Head 90 Minute IPA, which clocks in at 9% ABV. The stadium seating of the MLS' Philadelphia Union is seen in the background.
A notice from PECO: We are aware of an outage in your area impacting service to 669 customer(s). As of 3:51 PM ET on 7/21/2026 we are working to identify the cause of this outage. We currently estimate that your service will be restored by 6:00 PM ET on 7/21/2026. Additional information regarding your outage will be provided as it becomes available. Thank you for your patience.
A black dog with a gray snoot sleeping with his tongue hanging out.
My grandfather reading the 1978 copy of Playboy magazine featuring Bo Derek on the cover to me and my cousin (age 2ish)
A 1978 Playboy magazine featuring Bo Derek on the cover.
Green tshirt with yellow text that reads: Dingers & Taters & Round and Trippers & Bombs & Dongs & Long Balls & Jacks & Four-Baggers & Blasts & Tanks & Big Flies & Moonshots.
A text exchange: - What's your guess at the brief but sudden illness? - No idea I hope it was explosive diarrhea
The pre-load download screen of Assassin's Creed: Black Flag Resynced.
A store display of a candy called "Sour Goo Trio" with a circular pouch with three partitions, each one with it's own spout for sucking out the goo.
Bluesky notification that New York Mets followed you
The header image for the podcast South Fellini Presents Legends of Philadelphia. The image is a black & white photo of a smiling Ted Bundy with a Temple University logo hat photoshopped onto his head. The title of the episode is "Temple's Worst Student: Ted Bundy"
Close shot of a man wearing the Cóte d'Ivoire World Cup away kit. The team badge is featured.
Côte d'Ivoire World Cup away jersey. Features the team badge over the left side of the chest. White background with orange sunbursts and green stripes & palm trees.
Tall bearded man wearing a gray tshirt featuring an elephant logout in orange, white, and green. Text reads: CÔTE D'IVOIRE
Promotional picture of the 'Bama Butts v the Alabama White Sauce. The Butts logo features red text with a cowboy hat over the B and a pig tail coming out of the U. The White Sauce logo features white text that looks like semen.
Black dog with a gray snoot wearing a red polka dot bandanna.
A screenshot from the video game Marvel Rivals featuring Cloak & Dagger in the "Coastal Couple" summer costume. Dagger (a blonde white woman) is wearing a black bikini with seashell adornments. Cloak (an african-american man) is shirtless and wearing a white cloak with seashell adornments.
Emergency alert: Severe National Weather Service: A FLASH FLOOD WARNING is in effect for this area until 2:00 AM EDT. This is a dangerous and life threatening situation. Do not attempt to travel unless you are fleeing an area subject to flooding or under an evaction order.
The World Cup Jersey for the Ivory Coast national team. It is a Puma branded jersey, mostly in a textured orange print, with a green badge featuring an elephant
A bag of Grab n' Go Cheezits featuring the limited time flavor: CHILI CHEESE DOG
Large man wearing a black apron worth crossed lightsabers with fork tines on the ends. Text reads: MAY THE FORKS BE WITH YOU
A table ad in the airport bar at MCO advertising a "Philly approved!" cheesesteak.
A very sunburned bald giant wearing a patterned Star Wars shirt l and holding a honey & bourbon shot in one hand, and a liter of pilsner in the other. He is smiling.
Man with gigantic head wearing a breathable canvas hat with a wide brim.
A rainbow badge with text reading "YOU ARE SAFE WITH ME"
An engraved picture of two people at Disney's EPCOT center circa 2003.
Blue-haired forest witch with blue glasses and a blue Phillies hat taking down an ear of Mexican street corn with gusto.
Blue-haired forest witch with blue glasses and a blue Phillies hat sticking her head through a pink flower cutout.
Phillies/Dodgers game on an iPad from a balcony overlooking a hotel pool.
A lightsaber hilt composed of Power & Control parts
MONORAIL
A fitness readout showing: 26,501 steps 286 active minutes 1,256 activity calories burned 2,564 total calories burned 12.54 miles walked
A big ass tray of brie, drunken goat cheese, cheddar, blueberry goat cheese, and salami. A tub of roasted long hots. Kalamata olives. Prosciutto. Olive oil crostini. One Savannah Bananas juice cup full of champagne. One Hamilton juice glass full of sparkling cider. Two Xbox controllers.
Movie posters and showtimes for a Triple Feature of Raiders of the Lost Ark Temple of Doom Last Crusade https://thecolonialtheatre.com/
'Flood' by They Might Be Giants, on vinyl, autographed by the Johns.
A drizzled looking black dog with lots of gray in his snoot wearing a red polka dot banana and shaking hands like a very good boy.
A wee baby black dog "hiding" in some greenery
A mediocre red alcoholic drink in a powder blue container with a 70s-era phillies logo being held around the neck of a gigantic human by a maroon plastic chain.
A thumbnail for S2E7 of Monarch: Legacy of Monsters, a deeply stupid show. King Kong is surrounded by tentacles from Titan X and appears to be reaching for four of the cast that are running away. There has still not been any actual Godzilla in this Godzilla show.
A very sad giant man in a powder blue Phillies jersey holding Summer of the Cheap Wieners by Justin Klugh.
Sunday Phillies baseball from CBP. Pure happiness.
Sunglasses in the style of the John Carpenter film They Live. Left side reads: OBEY Right side reads: SCI-PHI FILM FESTIVAL
Graffiti on the inside of a portable bathroom in the parking lot of Citizens Bank Park. It reads: "Fuck Boston & NY"
Turkey and spicy Italian sausage, a la Emeril https://www.emerils.com/130773/turkey-and-hot-sausage-chili
A pot of chili and some diced green onions on a cutting board. K13
A picture of a Wawa has pump. The cost for 15.843 of mid-grade gasoline is $69.69
An instant message show a picture of The Rock as Maui in the live action version of Moana. The caption reads: I'm sorry to ruin your day, but if I had to see this cursed image then so do you"
Corned beef and mashed taters and homemade sodabread
A screencap of Star Trek TNG S7E14 'Sub Rosa'.. Doctor Beverly Crusher is totally having sex with an Irish candle ghost .
A clip from the TV show Buffy the Vampire Slayer. Spike is talking to Buffy. The caption reads: Out. For. A. Walk...Bitch.