Andrew V.

@wiredman11.bsky.social

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Tired thirty-something (he/him) I like art, video games, and dumb jokes. User icon by @goosito.bsky.social Banner by https://twitter.com/ishelin_art

A screenshot of a live speedrun being performed at Summer Games Done Quick 2026. The game being played is Gordon & Daxter, which is a mod for Jack & Daxter where the player controls Gordon Freeman instead of Jack. The game is played in first person and the player has access to guns which are used for both movement (grenade jumping) and combat.
A screenshot of my Scrandle.com score history for the month of May 2026. I have achieved a perfect 10/10 on 10 separate days, with the last four days being a consecutive unbroken streak of perfect scores. My overall total accuracy is 77.51%, I have scored perfectly on 40/340 games, and my scran level is 240 (whatever that means).
An amateurish mockup of a poster for a non-existent film with no title. In the center, Adam Sandler crosses his arms with a slightly smug expression on his face. The tagline "Here comes a murder spree..." is written across his chest. The top and bottom of the poster each show a row of four people, with Jennifer Aniston and Bernie Sanders at the top-left. The remaining six people are only silhouettes, implying that Aniston and Sanders were the first two victims of Sandler's murder spree, with the rest yet to come. The entire poster is themed around the US flag, for some reason, featuring large blocks of red, white, and blue, as well as a couple lines of white five-pointed stars. Sadly, there are only 42 stars in total, while the real US flag has 50 (one for each state). Clearly, this poster would benefit from some additional time and care to improve its appearance and cohesion.
A photo of two large plush toys on a bed. Totoro's eyes are wide open the hair is finely textured. Kirby is asleep on top of a warp star, with his hands sticking out front and his feet behind.
A photo of a Hatsune Miku cosplayer sitting cross-legged with one bare foot held in midair, dripping with an unknown clear liquid. Another person kneels below the bare foot, mouth upturned to catch the dripping liquid. The recipient bears a reverential expression with their eyes mostly closed and their face wet, with a line of liquid running down the side of their face. The cosplayer is holding an upside-down handwritten sign which reads "FRESH FEET JUICE" and a cooler (presumably full of liquid) sits on the ground in front of their legs. A crowd of people surrounds the scene, with one person in front taking a photo with their cell phone, and another behind whose face is set in a grimace.
Edited screenshot of a Twitter post from the Los Angeles Chargers (@Chargers). The original post reads "soo hungry need to find my wife and head to pf changs". In this edit, the text "head to pf changs" has been crossed out and replaced with "suck her dick".
A screenshot of a weather app showing daily high temperatures around 90° F for a full six days in a row.
A screenshot of a Xerox support website. A large red box with white text reads "For fast technical support, help with ordering, tracking and recycling of supplies, hardware and drivers and much more, try ."
A photo of a hockey game taken near the front row.
Screenshot of the 'History' section of the Wikipedia article for Dr. Bronner's Magic Soaps. The text reads (in full): Dr. Bronner's Magic Soaps was founded by Emanuel Bronner, who was not a doctor. He was a Jewish immigrant soap-maker who emigrated from Germany in 1928. His family, who stayed behind, were murdered in the Holocaust. After escaping from a mental institution in 1945, Bronner went into business.
A screenshot of YouTube showing a preview for a video titled "Lps~ The JFK assassination" from user 'DjdoggyLPS'. The video thumbnail shows two toy animals--on the left is a pink cat with a large bow on its head; on the right is a light brown dog. Both toys have overly large heads and huge eyes. The video is 20 minutes long, was uploaded 12 years ago, and has 770K views.
A night-time photo of a building under construction. A Christmas tree with colorful lights is visible on the uppermost floor of the building.
A screenshot of a Craigslist posting with the title "DeepDream Anthromorphism REJECTED, NO CONSENT POSSIBLE. The body text reads "Google DeepDream is Ai anthromorphism to turn humans into animals! Qanon is complicit! We reject anthromorphism in all its forms, RESIST ALL! Google is the devil!!!!!"
A photo of a banana with a Minecraft advertisement on the sticker.
A photo of a small bunch of bananas on the floor of a public transit vehicle. The bananas are moderately bruised.
A photo of an electronic billboard. The word "YURI" is emblazoned across the top in a bold all caps font. In the center, a woman poses, looking into the camera with a glowing aura surrounding her. A lineup of other women are visible behind her. In the background, the United States flag waves dramatically. Smaller text along the right side reads: ICŌNICA USA TOUR 4 DIC ——— SAN JOSÉ, CA SAN JOSÉ CIVIC
A screenshot of a YouTube thumbnail for a video titled 'Cobalt - A Halo 2 Trick Jumping Film'. The video was uploaded 4 days ago.
A photo of a car with amusing bumper stickers. Some examples: How am I driving? I'm not, this car is being driven by 700 rats. Keep honking; I'm listening to ska and you're in the band now Mothman is real and he stole my catalytic converter
A photo of a small black cat looking out a sliding glass door at a cardboard cutout of a squirrel.
A photo of a four-piece band playing on a small stage.
A photo of four people dressed as the main characters from Scooby Doo (Velma, Shaggy, Daphne, and Fred) posing in an office.
A photo of a DVD case for a movie titled 'Good Boy!'. Five dogs of varying breeds are perched on the roof of a simple wooden doghouse. A boy's upper body is visible in front of the doghouse door. The boy is wearing a red long-sleeve shirt, a red baseball cap, and is smiling at the viewer. The tagline at the top reads "Rover is about to take over". A quote across the bottom proclaims the movie as "one of the year's best family films".
Photo of a restaurant menu showing a "MEGA PUPUSA (14 inches)"
Screenshot of a YouTube video preview. The thumbnail shows an anime-style male figure in a dark room staring into the camera with a soft expression. The title of the video is "Soft Boyfriend tucks you into bed before dropping 15 metal pipes ASMR". The video was published 1 year ago and has 910K views.
A crudely-drawn and edited two-panel meme. In the first panel, a stick figure sits on the floor with lots of black lines drawn over the top of them and all around them. An open door is behind the person. In the next panel, a Volkswagen Golf GTI appears in the doorway. The stick figure is standing with their arms up in the air and their face is flush with excitement. Text above the stick figure says "omg Golf GTI hi!!!"
A screenshot showing Destiny 2 being downloaded on Steam.
Screenshot of a Craigslist post in the "free stuff" section showing a "glass tower display case from IKEA". This popular shelf is commonly used to display anime figurines.
A photo of a Kirkland brand Italian sparkling mineral water bottle sitting on a desk. Carbonation bubbles are clearly visible inside the bottle.
A photo of a section of carpet with blue abstract geometric shapes. One shape looks like a crewmate from the video game Among Us might if they were holding above their head an oversized foam hand with just the index finger extended, like the kind often seen in the crowd at a sports game.
A screenshot of rent.com showing rental housing prices in one area of San Jose, CA. Most listings are above $2,000 per month, with some over $3,000.
A screenshot of a command-line interface showing available updates for a Windows computer. One of the updates is 86 GB in size.
A screenshot from the Microsoft Answers website shows a post with instructions on how to remove an account from the Microsoft Authenticator app. The post ends abruptly with "Meanwhile enjoy the hot and fresh fast food from Sonic Drive-in menu" (this last text has a link to another website that presumably contains the menu in question). The post was made by Mr. Jack in February 2025.
A screenshot of a bootleg rip of the Minecraft movie with a watermark from an Indian betting service.
A screenshot from Neopets, a virtual pet website, showing a random event where a faerie gives me 10,000 NP (the site's virtual currency).
The detailed results screen shown after completing Metroid Dread. I collected 100% of items in this playthrough.
A screenshot of the post-game result screen from Metroid Dread. I completed the game in just over 10 hours on normal difficulty.
A photo outside a convention center where people are gathering, many of them dressed in furry costumes.
A photo of a bench with graffiti on the seat which reads "FUCK THIS GOD DAMN BULLSHIT! The fucking last dawn light rail never came. Fuck VTA and the horse it rode in on!"
A screenshot of an online shopping listing for an "explosion proof" cell phone. A product photo shows a stream of water being poured directly onto the phone screen, presumably with no ill consequences. The phone costs $452 and ships from China.
A screenshot of a YouTube video titled "Does CS2's Latest Update Improve FPS?". The video thumbnail shows a man fellating a bar graph.
A photo of a Magic The Gathering playing card named Ancestor Dragon.
The same screenshot as above, but hopefully this one actually loads instead of showing a blank image.