Wisecrack34

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Gamer and Professional Clown Enthusiast. I cook-a da bideo game-a

Sanitation Worker from Jason Takes Manhattan
"There are certain people — and I’ve noticed this far more with TTRPG players than anyone else, and suspect it’s because of how rule-dense TTRPGs can be as they attempt to account for basically simulating an experience in a specific world — who really, really want to get to rules lawyering. It’s not about playing the game on its terms, but about trying to force the game to bend to your whims. For this kind of small-minded and selfish player, the goal is not “I am playing this experience for what it offers,” but “here is a new territory to conquer and make my own.”" https://docseuss.medium.com/have-you-heard-of-the-wizards-game-66e59d54d051
My cat Morpheus, with a devious expression (eyes narrowed, mouth tilted)
Pigma from new Starfox
A poorly edited version of that panel of batman kicking a kid from Absolute Batman. Batman's head is replaced with the protagonist of Lorne's Lure in the first panel, the second panel has the head replaced with Lorne's Lure's Steam Page, his leg with the Steam Play Now button and his hand with the Steam Blue Thumbs Up.
The cover of "The Campaign for North Africa" poorly edited to say "The Cyber Campaign for Lunar North Africa: The Moon War: 2040-43"
Adorable Monster Hunter Palico W/ Winter Jacket looking cute AF right next to "The Freak" (Clown with Shades, goatee and orange pompadour)
The Shadow's Agenda portrait from CAIN TTRPG
You're walking in the woods There's no one around and your phone is dead Out of the corner of your eye, you spot him (Labubu) He's following you about thirty feet back He gets down on all fours and breaks into a sprint He's gaining on you (Labubu) You're looking for your car, but you're all turned around He's almost upon you now and you can see there's blood on his face My God, there's blood everywhere
man with suit pointing gun at laptop, stock image
Force ghosts from Return of the Jedi with the faces poorly photoshopped to Harry Dubois, MIT AIA and SS13 clown respectively
Clown with Selleck mustache in the UNDERTALE: MEMORIES art program
Cultic listed as Not Woke on The Woke Ranking website pulling from but unaffiliated with the steam group Woke Detector
Lenard (Puppet from My Friendly Neighborhood) stuffed in a locker (in My Friendly Neighborhood, available now and in the past but not too much past, on Steam for purchase with currency. The amount? Some of it.)
Dr.Orpheus from The Venture Bros predicting another character's future death to a stroke.
The worst doodle ever put to this sacred beautiful earth, avert thine gaze at your own leisure
Sad ant w/ bindle
3D render of a pallet with thirty 155mm artillery shells
Disco Elysium Screenshot: RHETORIC [Heroic: Failure] - Alright, here we go. We're devoting all your available brain cells to coming up with a question about communism. Scratch that, to coming up with *the* question about communism, the alpha and omega of communism questions, and that question is: (Multiple Choice) 1.- (Whisper.) "Are women bourgeois?" 2.- Oh god, that's bad. Surely I can think of something better.
A screenshot of Nubby's Number Factory, a different game with a similar aesthetic to Psycho Patrol R
Depicts a cartoon star with a serious face Text reads: Serious Star. Put this Star in your post when you're not joking around, so that your buddies know that the games are over. You are dead. Fucking. Serious.
inside of a building with nazi carpet covering main room's floor, currently on fire with many flaming nazi corpses littering the room. The main character has a Scorpion EVO 3 with a metric shit ton of attachments including a green laser.
Overview of the SS13 Map "Destiny" from the Goonstation server
Scene from Metal Gear Solid: Twin Snakes where Solid Snake says to Meryl "It's only when I'm cheating death on the battlefield. The only time I feel truly alive."
Sam and Max comic panel depicting the two titular characters plowing nazis into an active volcano. Max: "Sam, you think we'll ever run out of nazis to bulldoze into volcanoes?" Sam: "Don’t talk like that, Max! How else would we while away our lazy afternoons?"
Peter Griffin Eating A Rice Cake
The above post by Zane found within the Discover Feed
Badly photoshopped image of person with pink hair and headphones getting smoke blown in their face
A scene from The Stanley Parable depicting The Stanley Parable Adventure Line™ across the floor, wall and ceiling of a messy office room with papers and chairs haphazardly strewn about
The Escapist 2 with 11.9 hours played and 13 achievements.
My cat Morpheus lying with his paws curled, belly up. He is very happy and let me pet his belly.
An image of Goku looking menacing
A painting of two posh British hunters circa 1800s~, one lounging against a tree. A lovely dog is present.