Wiseowl374

@wiseowl374.bsky.social

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32, Here I remain. I paint Warhammer and write in my spare time. Birds are pretty great.

Image of a Belgian waffle
Doomgal with a super shotgun strangling a leaping Imp as the hordes of Bsky close in
Alfred in Heavy Machine Armor takes aim at an Anointed trench ghost with his machine gun.
The Lions of Janina advance up the field, the Lieutenant ordering forward a shotgunner and shock trooper.
Freddy, a small dog of indeterminate breed, watches over his kingdom as his hair billows in the breeze like L’oreal.
A black cat sitting outside and licking its lips
A lieutenant model kitbashed from warhammer bits
General sherman laser eyes
A pink Tiefling miniature with transparent fire in her hand and a blue skirt. Name suggestions are welcome.
Pink and blue Emperor’s Children marines advance onto the board to attack both Eldar and Gaunt’s Ghosts.
Boss Hogg voiced by Kevin Michael Richardson, readies a Big Red Button with dark joy
View from an undisclosed location in Washington DC. The sky and the air are vibrantly orange
Grey, white, and red Warhammer skeleton cavalry line up to fight blood elves of Morathi-Khaine. They failed all their charge rolls and were beaten to death.
The black and turquoise Skaven fight the Stormcast Eternals around a building.
A knight miniature in armor painted to look like jade or verdigris in a brown cape points a sword.
Skinny, very hairy-armed individual wearing a “Let’s Go Bite Throats” shirt outlining the LGBTQ flags.
Scruffy shaggy white and tan dog Freddie on his leash with teeth sticking out of his underbite, majestically observes his kingdom from a bench. I have no idea what his mix is, if he’s pure anything he’s a pure-bread mop.
When the nuke launched wipes out both the enemy and your army but you are Skaven so you dont care. Picture of ikit claw bathing his ratty rat face in Warpstone glow
Excellent cat pepper perched on a bannister surveying her subjects
Three grilled cheeses on cinnamon raisin bread
Saddam Hussein hiding diagram, but with Saddam got replaced by a sandwich that could conceivably be a Reuben
Orange Orks clash in Turn 1 meele combat with my skeletons, a fight that will not end for the entire game as an unstoppable force meets an immovable object.
Blue Dragonborn in brass armor with silver chain, male and yellow cloak. He raises an axis he brace a shield. The yellow cloak is obviously badly painted and could use some change
Gentleman in a charcoal suit checking his phone on a metro bus. The brown dog is looking out the window.
Hestai, a butch Dragonborn paladin in miniature form. Her scales are brass, her armor is purple, and her cloak is white. Her sword is on fire.
A pink tiefling miniature with purple hair, a beige ruffled shirt and blue ruffled skirt wields a dagger and unpainted fire.
A scruffy tan and white dog named Freddy with one tooth sticking out perches on top of a bookstore shelf
Pierre, a small toasted marshmallow of dog wearing black round sunglasses and a little blue denim shirt. He radiates joy and good will towards all.
Image from office space of two middle-aged white guys in glasses with their hands folded on a table. Caption: would you say that you do here?
A purple, gold and white Emperor’s Children Praetor with a broken sword and a decent but flat paint scheme. Razahn Vosnius of the 33rd
A skeleton at a bar looking downcast and fingering a shotglass
A dnd Dragonborn Paladin in a badly painted yellow cloak
A dark-skinned Space Marines of the Brazen Claws chapter with a prosthetic right arm and left leg stands on top of dead Black Legionnaires, with a 2nd Edition combi-plasma gun. His color scheme is red-blue top, blue-red bottom quartered scheme.
Well-painted Flesh-Eater Courts battle against the Wight Queen Ylaria Voidspear and her Barrow Guard, who are unpainted. Reconstituted Barrow Knights wait in the wings to charge.
Alligator wearing a blanket and doodling with a purple crayon “born to dilly dally”. Alligator in a red tie and collared shirt at a keyboard looking put-upon. “Forced to lock in”
Five skeleton miniatures in variations of purple, green, and bronze armor
A large refillable water bottle, with many stickers on it, an Ork in sunglasses & Hawaiian shirt raises a martini glass and says “it’s always WAAAGH o’clock somewhere”
A group of armed and tactically kitted out DEA agents stand in front of the Lincoln memorial. They desecrate it with their presence as armed functionaries kidnapping people who their superiors have deemed “undesirable”.
Snow
A small white and brown Shih Tzu barks at the camera, his tail flicking behind him, his eyes nose and mouth are black
A mix of Havarti and American grilled cheese sandwich on local bakery, brioche bread and store-bought cinnamon raisin.
A small brown and white shish tzu with black eyes is holding a green bean in his mouth, looking like a dandy with a cigarette
A collection of half-painted skaven rat miniatures swarm a bagel with cream cheese
White hand giving a raccoon a handgun captioned: Go, do a crime.
Meme of the giant rat that makes all of the rules
Pastel hoodie and bagels, with garlic schmear.
A bowl of potato soup, topped with bacon and cheese.
The Bears lying defeated, which also represents my hopes and dreams for the future of the United States.