🕯️🧿Meag🧿🕯️

@witch-sec.bsky.social

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Her Majesty the King She/They Lurker Medievalist Painfully awkward I do the security stuff. I'd rather be on stage in a unicorn suit because I'm shy.

A more clear image of a blue green spider in a web in the center. The image has a brown angled streak on the left, a white strip of light down the middle, and a black space on the right. Around the edge is the outline of a spiderweb.
Parody on a clip from the comedy, "Community" A blonde woman saying, "I can excuse Nazism but I draw the line at rape allegations," and a Black woman saying, "You can excuse Nazism?"
Picture of a conference slide created by computer science icon Peter Gutmann with blue background and white text that says "Re-examining the Physics Experiment (ctd)" and under it reads, " when you see the latest announcement of a quantum breakthrough, don't say "we're all going to die!" Do say "where did they cheat this time?" (Easiest to wait a week or two for someone else to analyze it and point out the holes)"
A still image from the movie Young Frankenstein showing Gene Wilder in his doctor coat and Peter Boyle with a blue face as The Monster, being hugged
A purple can with a yellow banana and piece of chocolate with the print saying "Woodstock Organic Banana Water" in front of an open fridge in the background
Painting on a skateboard deck of an underwater being in pale blue tones with her hair floating above her head. And she looks like Jinx Monsoon.
Post from @notabigjerk "I'm not falling for that hot take. That's clearly someone with a fetish for getting yelled at. I refuse to participate in that kind of perversion."
Picture of Pope Leo with a baseball bat
Meme about a medieval youtube show interrupted by stupid influencers with restrictive food plans
Blue album cover. In white text in upper left it says "Henry David Thoreau" and across the bottom in the same font, "Read by Archibald MacLeish" and in the center in larger red font it says, "Civil Disobedience"
Pic of a grinning Bill Clinton with text superimposed that reads, "I'm saying, if Bill Clinton would just respond to a reporter with, 'Well a gentleman never kisses and tells," I think he would heal the world."
Still shit from The Shining where the guy in the dog suit is kneeling on the floor in front of a man in a business suit. There's a caption above them that says, "Leaked photo of Trump and Bubba," which is a reference to an email in the Epstein files referring to Trump blowing Bill Clinton.
Picture of a blue can with a cartoon nose surrounded by pale blue mist. It says Breathe Right Sparkling Saline"
Photo of wildflowers in a mason jar, a bunch of oyster mushrooms and some fresh purslane. Text printed across says, "We reap what we sow."
Selfie of a white brunette femme with their hair swept in an up-do, pale makeup, and Sakura style lips wearing a flowy black dress and a silver pomander necklace
Photo of a white brunette woman in black sunglasses taking a selfie with a slightly rusted green metal frog holding a bass type instrument
Image of a yellow cartoon baby chick with wings outspread and legs out like it's leaping, with a little spiral underneath to make the action look dynamic. Above it are the words "This meeting could have been a fist fight" in yellow cute scrolling font with hearts, outlined with orange
A meme style image, black background with white text. On the left is a cartoon still showing Jerry the mouse holding a frying pan and spoon, ready to bang it over the head of the sleeping dog. Underneath it the words say "Penetration Testing." On the right half is another cartoon still of Tom the cat wearing a pith helmet sneaking in through a partially opened door. Underneath the words read, "Red Teaming."
Photo of a quart of strawberries floating in a glass measuring cup filled with water
A vibrant painting of sunflowers, daisies, peonies, snapdragons, lilies, and other wildflowers. Worked into the flowers are the words "I wish for you what you wish for immigrants" and is credited to the artist by the name of Transpainter
"There are no homophobes in Sto'vo'kor - transphobes are without honor" and shows a Klingon holding a rainbow painted bat'la
Black and white screen cap that says, "Good afternoon, it's 78° with a chance of showers and thunderstorms in your area. Your day at a glance: Learn to pick locks efficiently." And a small circle with a grey scale image of crystal singing bowls.
Text from Shakespeare's Romeo and Juliet, Act 1, Scene 4. Romeo: "I dreamt a dream tonight" Mercutio: "And so did I." Romeo: "Well what was yours?" Mercutio: "That dreamers often lie." Romeo: "In bed asleep while the do dream things true." Mercutio: "O, then I see Queen Mab hath been with you."
An old SomeEcard meme that shows a mother daughter sketched pair to the right, and to the left is text saying, "Mom, just wanted to say you forgot to remind me this Sunday is Mother's Day"
Picture of a 17oz bottle of Nivea healing lotion, Aqua hot ointment, and Cetaphil acne relief body wash
A bottle of malört with a papal crown set on a background of a coastline and water
Black background with white outline image. The top is an outline of a femme face and torso with earrings and two necklaces. The upper half of the face is obscured. Below the image there is white text that says, 'The fascists want us thin and weak. Stay strong."
Picture of diced oyster mushrooms in an aluminum bowl with a cardboard egg container in the background
Photo of early spring ramps (leafy member of the allium family,) next to oyster mushrooms on a cutting board
Selfie of a femme with dark hair
Picture of a cardboard box that has an orange cat's paw stretching out to grab a purple stick toy
An orange turd in a suit at a podium in front of two spineless weasels
Picture of a white board illustration of Lucy Van Pelt from Peanuts sitting behind her booth with her feet up and arms behind her head. The booth sign above her head reads "Security Help 5¢" and the bottom of the booth says "The Admin is 'in'"
A dozen cage free organic brown eggs (store brand) with a price below them that shows they're $7.19 on the same day I bought bigger ones from the farmer's market for cheaper.
Pic of a ginger female cat on her hind legs and resting on a rocking chair, looking upwards between a pair of knees. Her purple crinkle toy on the floor under her.
Selfie of a white nonbinary femme with dark wavy hair, arched brows, heavy black eyeliner and lipstick, wearing a top that has straps in the shape of a pentagram
Picture of a desktop PC from the 80s, key card in front, computer tower on its side, monitor on top of it. The monitor has "WANG" spelled in ASCII in green terminal text.
Gif of once se and candles in the right foreground, and out of focus light and dark background. Honestly it's probably some AI crap.
Non binary flag colors in the shape of a heart
Picture showing a Mr. Coffee electric grinder, a tupperware container with an off-white chunky powder, and a silver bowl showing dehydrated lions mane and shiitake mushrooms on a countertop
A ginger cat laying in a lap with her head at an angle. Gold eyes slightly open.
Photo of a brunette femme with copper and green colored antlers and purple cats eye glasses standing in front of a decorated Christmas tree.
A red and green checkered tablecloth, a red snowflake patterned doily, with an orange cat laying on her side, happily enjoying the tryptic of the Muppets Advent calendar behind her.
Video showing a gas stove with a cast iron skillet on the front right burner and a "smash burger" cast iron circle press sitting on something in the center of the pan. The audio is a hissing sound of steam escaping, and some light bubbling.
Selfie of the poster standing in 3/4 profile wearing a black dress and a collar with long black feathers made of EVA foam and a silver censer necklace. They are wearing cat eye glasses, silver crow skull earrings, and a forehead crown with a crescent moon pointed upwards in the center of their forehead. Hair is dark and slicked back, and they have black eyeliner, lipstick, and a small line across the bridge of their nose. They're half smiling into the camera.
A vintage print that reads across the top in scrolling font "Gruss vom Krampus!" and shows an image of a horned creature covered in black fur with one hooved foot and the other foot with long claws and a tail and an incredibly long red tongue lolling out of his open mouth in a lip-smacking grin. He's shoving an unhappy looking little boy in a blue child "sailor suit" into a basket made of wicker that has straps on it to be worn as a backpack. Next to the basket is a little girl in an Edwardian poofy sleeved dress, holding a basket of apples. The Krampus has a gold belt around his waist and gold shackles on the ground at his feet.
A Demotivational poster featuring a slightly blurred photo of a waterfall surrounded by trees. In the center, in white Sans Serif font, it reads, "No one is coming to save you. You are the adult. I'm so sorry."
Photo of a toy rubber fish in a display package, about a foot in length, with a pink face, yellow eyes, blue and yellow stripes along the belly, and pink fins. The top closure says in all caps "RUBBER FISH" and below an image of the fish itself, in smaller font, "A LITTLE FISHY, A WHOLE LOT OF FUN"
Photo of a sandcastle with three ramparts and a turret
A light ginger cat with stripes and gold eyes sits on a tan linoleum floor, in front of generic looking faux wood cabinets
Selfie of a femme, crooked smiling, with tousled dark brown hair on either side of their face and purple cat eye glasses, wearing a onesie in multiple shades of pink and a hood with a unicorn face and horn. Background shows a purple blanket draped on something and a partially open window with light coming in.
An possum in a cowboy hat, with an arches font above its head that reads, "God is testing me" and below in a line it reads, "And I have not studied"
Purple pink ombre background with a femme in onesie pajamas with a unicorn hood, a lanyard with a con badge around her neck, and a black face mask obscuring the bottom half of her face. She's staring straight ahead and holding a camera as though to take a mirror selfie
Screenshot of a frame from the comic "I Feel Sick" showing the doll Sickness with a large round head, stripes of hair, and sharp dark purple pigtails. The eyes are dark and hollow, and there's the suggestion of stitching bisecting the front of her face
Photo of six foraged Granny Smith apples with rustic spots and dents piled in a metal bowl. Balanced on the edge is a square rubber made takeaway container filled with tan slices of spiced fruit.
Photo of a person (femme) in their 40s, white, brunette, cat eye glasses, a cream colored ribbed turtleneck, a grey and black patterned pashmina scarf, and a black coat. Seated in the back of a car, half smiling in a selfie pose with one eye row arched slightly.
Photo of a Jack o Lantern in the dark with snaggle teeth and eyes looking up and right
A blue background with a deep purple crocheted drawstring bag on it. Sitting on the purple bag are eight dice. Starting at the top and going clockwise, there's a black D20 with purple numbers, a sea glass green D4 with gold numbers, a pink D10 with white numbers, a red and green swirled D10 with units of 10 in white, a blue D4 with silver numbers, a black D20 with green numbers, a blue and purple tie dyed D6 with white hearts instead of numerals, and a glittery blue D12. Off the bag to the far right is a barely visible red glittery D6, and left center next to the bad is a pink and blue paint splatter D12 with white numbers, and a black and blue marbled D8 with white numbers.
A large mushroom with a white stem showing blueish bruising and a wide drilled brown cap