ariel

@witch.dog

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29y/o californian puppygirl & programming languages witch

ariel's results for the d&d class test, the highest is sorcerer at 95%, the next two highest are bard and paladin tied at 80%. the overall results read: 70% barbarian, 80% bard, 50% cleric, 70% druid, 55% fighter, 70% monk, 80% paladin, 70% ranger, 70% rogue, 95% sorcerer, 65% warlock, 65% wizard
a psychadelic style of island with a wavy blue river, dividing two segments of farm land with logs and trees on them. the sun rises on the horizon over the river, with wavy mountains set to either side of it. at the center of the river, there's a nested collection of wavy, rounded, elongated diamond shapes that resemble a vulva.
a photo of ariel’s owned cards count in pokémon tcg pocket reading 27,514
two panels of a comic, on the left, a person looks at themselves with their hands held towards their chest and says "nothing's changed," and on the right, a genie looks back at them with arms crossed and says "correct."
a brat bingo sheet in a five by five grid. from top to bottom, left to right, the grid reads: - refuses to eat the food they dislike - keysmashes - chaotic - clingy but doesn't like to admit it - walks barefoot when they can - loves animals - gets excited easily - has at least one fandom personality trait - never will admit being a bottom - can't do math - has a loud laugh - free space - gets embarrassed easily - gets teased often - texts back really fast - wants to be carried but won't ask - owns 5+ plushies - can't handle conflict - wants to protect everyone - scared of bugs - short - big tease - secretly likes watching drama - likes making people feel good the main diagonal is a bingo: - refuses to eat the food they dislike - gets excited easily - free space - can handle conflict - likes making people feel good and the fourth row is also a bingo: - texts back really fast - wants to be carried, but won't ask - owns 5+ plushies - can handle conflict - wants to protect everyone additionally loves animals, chaotic, and clingy but doesn't like to admit it, and secretly likes watching drama are all checked off
a boxy medium sized purse set on a maple midcentury modern coffee table. it’s made of leather in three visible segments colored magenta, blue, and green from top to bottom. there is a brown band around the middle vertically with a square clasp featuring a U on it. the bag is visibly designed to resemble the WinRAR logo, a popular shareware compression and decompression software.
a screenshot of Pokémon TCG Pocket where I have received a full art Rockruff card! Rockruff splits the scene between day on the left and night on the right, fitting thematically with both its evolutionary paths. The backdrop is ocean and beach in both cases, and rockruff is posed happily with its mouth open and smiling and its piercing blue eyes looking into you
a photo of a newly assembled Framework 13 laptop open but powered off on a maple coffee table. it has an aluminum lowercase with an unlabeled keyboard and a translucent purple plastic bezel that reveals electronics through it. in the background, a gay pride espeon plushie from Folly Lolly sits on the coffee table cutely!
a photo of an old wooden door taken in bertinoro, italy. the door is many shades of brown with two simple cross windows, and a considerable degree of weathering throughout. the door is inset into an impressive stone wall in shades of white with red clay and blackened dirt, also visibly old and weathered. the road leading up to the door is a grey cobblestone with grass growing through the gaps and into bigger patches in some spots.
updated hunter profile for ariel, her code remains GL8AC6HU, she is now at 60 hours played and hunter rank 114. most importantly, her title is now wyvern princess of desire!
a photo of ariel's monster hunter wilds hunter profile card, the title in the top right corner is "wobbly girl", her rank and playtime are displayed in the bottom right corner as rank 93 and 48 hours of playtime, and her character is posed smiling on the back of the sekiret looking at her cheerful felyne. the top left corner displays her hunter code as GL8AC6HU
a results chart for ariel from the difficult persons test split into 7 categories: callousness, grandiosity, aggression, suspicion, manipulativeness, dominance, and risk-taking. callousness is about 20%, grandiosity is about 50%, aggression is under 20%, suspicion is about 20%, manipulativeness is about 10%, and dominance and risk-taking are both about 50%. the test has rated ariel an easy person to get along with overall.
a fake national park poster for the mystery flesh pit national park, claimed to be a partnership between the US Department of the Interior and Anodyne Deep Earth Mining Inc. The stylized poster depicts a giant fleshy pit inside of a rocky chasm, with trees and shrubs growing along the edge of the rocks. A long tube walkway descends down from the facilities at the top of the chasm deep into the giant flesh pit. The top segment of the poster, in the sky, reads "Discover verdant forests, majestic scenery, and cosmic terror." Below it, it a script message "Enjoy" lists other features of the park "legendary trout fishing," "geotectonic carnal moans," "broken philosophy," and "backcountry hiking & camping"
a photograph of a rock face on the hike to tumalo falls in bend, oregon. the shot is divided horizontally into three segments: the top segment is a light blue sky with very thin, wispy cloud cover; the middle segment is bold, dark brown and blackish grey rock faces dotted with bits of snow; the bottom segment is lush, dense tree cover of green pines with yellow blooms dotting some of the trees.
a brindle boston terrier, molly, sits on a towel strewn haphazardly across kitchen tile floor (molly’s sprinting around has disturbed it thoroughly at this point), she’s wearing a curly green and red ribbon around her neck and her ears are perked up while she looks up at me posing for her picture
the PAL box art of Croc: Legend of the Gobbos in the PlayStation Platinum edition. A smiling green crocodile, the titular Croc, is walking towards the camera, platforms are visible floating in the sky behind. The nearest platform has a fuzzy orange creature, a gobbo, looking down at the camera.
a screenshot of ariel’s pokemon tcg pocket profile, she’s level 18, still fairly new, but has the mew and celebi emblems equipped. her tag reads “i like cute pokemon” which is a very true fact!
a photo looking into a polyhedron of mirrors with lights along the edges, the lights glow bright white, but the mirrors reflect inward to make a seemingly endless black tunnel effect, with a pentagon shape repeatedly flipping inside of it. as it reflects inward, the colors shift from white to yellow. some reflections are visible in the surface of the world around the polyhedron, including red reflections from an LED sign, and light behind the shadow of ariel taking the photo
screenshot of the Apple Health app, conditions listing, “transgender woman on hormone therapy,” labeled “documented”
a shot of the golden gate bridge from the san francisco side, close to its base. fog is giving a volumetric effect conveying the bridge’s length as depth. the lighting is soft and the sky is cloudy.
a manga drawing of two girls shyly holding hands while not looking at each other, the image is captioned “enough gay thoughts, it’s time for gay actions”
a brunette cartoon puppy with a green beanie, yellow hoodie and black pants is standing on a bridge surrounding by trees in autumn colors fishing in the river that runs below the bridge
photo of rangoon’s profile on bsky with the back button circled and an arrow pointing at it
a photograph of a california street in front of two nearly-identical white apartment buildings split by an an alley shaded by the buildings themselves. there’s a single tree in front of the right building, and a green median in the road full of small shrubs. an older japanese car rushes by beneath the tree, blurred by its motion.
the cover of the critically-acclaimed junior adventure, Putt-Putt Saves The Zoo, featuring Putt-Putt, a purple convertible, smiling with a cute dog peaking out of him the background features a number of zoo animals including two lions cuddling, an elephant, a toucan, a penguin, and a giraffe
a collection of food assembled on a wooden dining table: a sourdough seeded baguette from semifreddi’s, a triple crème brie from marin french cheese co, and an aranciata rossa sanpellegrino
suletta mercury (from the gundam anime, witch from mercury) standing and looking down into the camera with her hand on her chest, her eyes are open wide and she has a confident smirk on her face
ralph from the simpsons sitting alone on the bus, smiling, the subtitles read: (chuckles) i’m in danger
a tree-lined street in san francisco, cars are parked along both sides of the road, a fedex truck is on the right in the foreground, a crosswalk runs across the bottom front of the shot, and a bike station sits on the left of the foreground. a car is coming from down the road towards the camera.
the album art for jimmy eat world’s futures, depicting an empty lit phone booth in the middle of nowhere, city lights in a line in the distance, and a figure standing staring into the phone booth. the glass on the booth is dirty, and out of order is scrawled by hand in the dirt.
a rocky sample of chalcoalumite and azurite (at least, as best as i can tell) from the denver museum of nature & science
george bluth sr eating an ice cream sandwich and telling his son michael that there is always money in the banana stand
two gentoo penguins stand across from one another around a large rock slab. they are staring at one another with their wings held out wide, surely engaged in a great penguin debate for the centuries.
two penguins stand appropriately spaced apart (no homo), both rockhoppers. to the left, the penguin's body is facing the camera while it scratches itself with its beak. to the right, the penguin has turned its body away from the camera, but turned its head back to look over its shoulder. both penguins have their wings out slightly from their body.
the genie meme of nothing’s changed, four panel comic. panel 1: person saying “i wish” to a genie panel 2: genie snaps fingers, “it is done” panel 3: person inspects their body, saying “nothing’s changed” panel 4: genie says “correct”
a photo of a section of the gateway arch shot from underneath, piercing through a crisp sky with well-defined wispy cloud patterns in it. the segment of the arch is cleanly divided in halves, one bright and reflecting the sun directly and the other darker and reflecting the clouds and sky.
a highly-stylized poster of the cast of Cowboy Bebop. Spike is leftmost in his signature suit, posing with a gun raised (with proper trigger discipline). Ein and Ed are below him to his right, snuggled up together. Faye is to the right of Ed, in her yellow jumper, face turned away from the camera, but eyes turner back towards it. Jet is behind her, looking into the camera with a slight smile.
stylized art of the eva pilots from Neon Genesis Evangelion, Shinji is centered staring into the camera, Asuka is to his left also looking at the camera, and Rei to his right looking away. Shinji’s eva stands in the background behind them, staring into the camera as well. all pilots are wearing their associated bodysuits, Asuka’s a bright red, Shinji’s two-toned blue, and Rei’s a pure white.
a precious brindle-and-white boston terrier flopped onto her side on an ornate-patterned rug, her legs are out from her body, and her ears are back while she rests
a grey cat with green eyes sits politely in a loaf with his paws tucked neatly underneath, his tail is tucked tightly behind him, his face looks fairly stern as he stares into the camera
a dumbdumb orange kitty staring intently into the camera in a perched position that she has maintained for minutes