Wicked witch of the test

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Cormorant enthusiast and software tester. You can call me Veerle (pronounced 'fearless' without the ss). Alt txt: profile pic me giving the horns on a white unicorn statue. Banner a cormorant with its wings spread in the sun.

Thrift shop window with two mannequins and a big pink neon sign that says 'cunts are still running the world' Shop is called KINDA KINKS vintage retro & indie clothing
A display from the vagina museum with a felt model of the clitoris, urinal tract and vagina. A sign above it reads Clitoris Congratulations! You found it (and more informative text on the clitoris but it's not all captured in the image)
Screenshot of a guardian article, part of the text highlighted. Highlighted part first because really that's all you need to know, but full screenshot below. Highlight: hundreds of hours attempting to navigate the planning process when they opposed plans to convert a building near their home into a mosque. Full screenshot: It uses generative AI to scan planning applications and check for grounds for objection, ranking these as “high”, “medium” or “low” impact. It then automatically creates objection letters, AI-written speeches to deliver to the planning committees, and even AI-generated videos to “influence councillors”. Kent residents Hannah and Paul George designed the system after estimating they spent hundreds of hours attempting to navigate the planning process when they opposed plans to convert a building near their home into a mosque.
foto van pedo andrew en king charles, gevolgd door volkskrantkop: prins andrew vroeg politie om belastend materiaal om virginia giuffre zwart te maken
Screenshot Volkskrant 18 oktober, artikel met kop en intro Met het verlies van zijn titels is de tragische val van prins Andrew nagenoeg voltooid Seks en spionage maken de ondergang van de Britse prins Andrew compleet. Een troost voor de 65-jarige ‘Duke of Hazard’: hij mag zich nog wel ‘prins’ noemen.
Jessica Jones death stare meme and it says 'billionaires worldwide' on Jessica and 'the growing awareness you can cyberbully them' on David Tennant
Szilard in front of a slide that asks the question 'what is quality' and that answers it as 'the degree to which a product satisfied the state and expected needs of its stakeholders'
Chris Armstrong doing the housekeeping announcements on the PeersCon stage
The trouble is, we have very little evidence on what happened. We know that male employment rates crashed in the 1980s, as I wrote about here. But no-one was collecting good data on the extent of light work in the 1970s. Highlighted by me: (As an aside: I’ve been thinking of doing a historical project on this for at least a decade - I don’t know if it’s viable, but let me know if you’d be interested in exploring it).
A knitting pattern on ravelry.com for a balaclava that only shows a person's eyes and covers the rest of their face. It's called 'balaclava / snowboarding mask' but who knows what other occasions it might be used for
Screenshot from the last page of the questionnaire that says About you Our service is built on relationships. Tell us a little about yourself, who is joining you and your stay? What brings you to town? Followed by a huge input field which I have very noncommittally filled with the words 'city trip' because quite fucking frankly, anonymous accommodation, that's really absolutely zero of your fucking business
Screenshot van een Volkskrant artikel met de foto van Steve Bannon die een Hitlergroet brengt, met onderschrift: Steve Bannon bracht de nazigroet uit aan het einde van zijn toespraak op een conferentie van conservatief rechts Amerika. Daarna Inleiding van het artikel: Na Elon Musk heeft nu ook Steve Bannon, de voormalige adviseur van Donald Trump, tijdens een toespraak een gebaar gemaakt dat verdacht veel lijkt op een Hitlergroet. Dat ging zelfs de voorman van het radicaal-rechtse Franse Rassemblement National te ver. Auteur Sacha Kester, datum 21 februari 2025
Bing from Fifteen Million Merits, Black Mirror season 1, on stage with his shard
EMERGENCY Worldwide demonstrations for Ukraine 22nd - 24th February All major cities The fate of the entire world will be determined over the next few weeks. This is not a drill. If Ukraine falls, we all do. Find your nearest demonstration at standwithUkraine.org #standwithukraine
An old tweet (author and date cropped out) that reads "when both you and your friend are severely depressed but find happiness in the mutual feelings of despair" and underneath it's a picture of squidward and SpongeBob looking extremely tired and worn down but smiling at each other
Title: Centipede thought of the day: "It's not centipedes you're afraid of. It's their POWER" 4 drawn centipedes A power bar like on your phone that's almost full and it says 'power level nearly maxed out' Bottom text: Also they are pretty freaky
The centipede moving along the side of a sheet of a4 paper
A small centipede on the floor of my apartment
Rootl game (a word guessing game similar to wordl but based on etymology) and today's first word is sycophant
A chopping board with a vegetable knife on it surrounded by ingredients such as cabbage and cucumber and preserved radish
Emperor Palpatine meme with him shooting lightning but instead of unlimited power it says unlimited snorking
A browser ad with a pencil drawn style picture of a very unimpressed looking woman and underneath it says farvel snorking
A shelf in my local international supermarket stocked with boxes of Pukka tea, price tags underneath say 7,69 euros per box
Screenshot from a web shop selling Katia Alaska, a brand and type of knitting wool, in the colour 003 Ecru which is an off-white
A dropdown menu where the first clickable option is 'choose an option' and the options then read as follows: 068 1 10 11 12 Bordeaux 14 16 17 18 19 2 20
Lena and heather on stage at agile testing days with a slide that says 'what does success look like?'
Me, Cal and Basti doing a voice warm-up but instead of singing proper vowels we're all just meowing on stage with our Britney mics on
Richard in front of a slide with a bunch of images of triangles on it
A snail climbing upwards on the outside of the window, seen from inside the house, at night so it's dark outside and you see the reflection of the inside of the house and it's all very weird and confusing looking
Headline in the Independent that reads 'FBI investigating sale of items stolen from the British Museum and sold to US collectors'
Screen on a plane that shows the time and temperature in Madrid, 16:03 and NaN°F
A dinosaur toy shoved through the pelvis of a plastic skeleton so that just the head pokes out looking a bit hysterical
World map with the Pacific Ocean entred and an arrow labeled 'Mariana trench' pointing at the Mariana trench
Screenshot from Wikipedia, heading 'Name': The band did not begin as Butthole Surfers, although they did have a song of that title, possibly an early version of 1984's "Butthole Surfer". This changed at their first paid concert, when an announcer forgot what the band was called and used the song title for the group's name. They decided to keep the moniker, and have largely been billed as such ever since. Prior to that, Butthole Surfers performed under a different name at every live show. Early aliases included The Dick Clark Five, Nine cm Worm Makes Own Food, The Vodka Family Winstons, Ashtray Babyheads, Ed Asner Is Gay, Fred Astaire's Asshole, The Right to Eat Fred Astaire's Asshole, The Inalienable Right to Eat Fred Astaire's Asshole, Zipgun, and many others.
A demonstration with a lot of people wearing keffiyehs and waving Palestinian flags, walking along an old industrial building in Amsterdam in the sunshine
Some dresses hanging in my wardrobe and bar a couple, every single one is black or black with a white pattern
A cup of cappuccino which one might, if one were so inclined, use as a short of Rorschach test
Ginger kitty chilling out on a fence. I like this picture because in the background there's some reddish leaves on a tree that match really well with the cat's fur, and the cat is sitting on the fence in a way that only half of him is visible, and he's up high so it looks like he's sorta spying on me a little bit
Image of sailor moon chilling with her cat and the caption says in a society that values productivity over anything else, resting can be revolutionary
Error messag that reads 'please select a valid time for the outbound route. Time must be at least 11:00'
The legs and boots of some police officers standing, patrol photographed from behind, guns and handcuffs on their belts visible
Screenshot from the video of Babylon Zoo's iconic 90s hit Spaceman, but it's literally just a high exposure closeup of part of someone's face and it shouldn't really tell you anything unless you were absolutely obsessed with this video for the better part of 1996
A church organ lit up in rainbow colours in an otherwise dark church, illuminated in dark purple hues, and a rock band playing in front of the organ. The band is not super visible because I was in the middle of the crowd so they're far away and partly blocked by the people in front of me.
A tweet from November 2022 by snart @rulesobeyer "I was born in 1994" Boring Heard it before Tells you nothing "I was born in the year of cotton eye Joe" Arouses curiosity Who was cotton eye Joe Where did he come from? Where did he go? Cotton eye Joe
T-shirt design by Cat Magic Punks, an angry looking cat with an outstretched claw and the text says this cat claws fascists, cat lovers against white supremacy
A painted image (presumably some old timey shit) if a man dragging a corpse by a rope and it's captioned 'my body dragging my soul into work on Monday'
Plain ass granny bike with two kitchen chairs strapped to the luggage rack on the front and a full shopping bag on the rear carrier in front of my old flat
Bunch of brightly coloured pansies and some other flowers that I don't know the name of and a chubby ass bee is sitting on one of them
Painting of a cat in traditional Japanese garb, holding a hand fan. Title of the work is 'Ii Naotora', who was a female clan leader in 16th century Japan
Plate that our deep fried snacks were served on in the pub, I wanna see if people notice that it's not a museum piece
Pictures of possums that express in various ways the sentiment 'my neck, my back, my anxiety attack' and which are captioned with said text
Mythical beasts of Scotland, a drawn map of Scotland with mythical creatures drawn in per area
Side by side comparison of the ai generated promo material for the infamous Glasgow Wonka experience and the actual Wonka experience
Screenshot from Wikipedia: Edguy was founded in 1992 by 14-year-old students Tobias Sammet, Jens Ludwig, Dominik Storch and Dirk Sauer. The name "Edguy" was an affectionate epithet for their math teacher at the time. In 1994, the band released two demos, Evil Minded and Children of Steel. These tapes were sent to many record labels, all of whom rejected the band, believing they would be unsuccessful in the music business. Undeterred, they self-released their "unofficial" debut album, Savage Poetry, in 1995.
Cover of Dimmu Borgir's album Puritanical Euphoric Misanthropia, which shows the body of a woman with extremely rounded and perky breasts tied up with barbed wire. Can't lie, it's pretty grim and misogynist. The nipples of the woman's breasts have been censored with the standard black bar typically used for anonymising people.
Screenshot of Spotify song psychic with a coward's caption saying "Remember the spirits are unreliable, don't take them seriously"
Me holding the new little lid knob that's kinda shaped like a little wooden diamond
A depressed looking possum with a funny hat on and a colourful, nineties style background and the caption reads 'more like zerotonin am i right lol'
Cormorant deep throating a massive fish
Travis Kelce screaming at Andy Reid meme