Blaise Ulysse Bernard Collins

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✝️ Current Reigning Antipope 🪙 Nominated for Nobel Prize 🎖 Time's 'Man of the Year' (2006) he/him 🇮🇪 🇨🇦 Communist, Economist, Stonerist 🇵🇸 Free Palestine 🏳️‍⚧️ Trans Rights = Human Rights

Jadzia Dax: I'm the science officer. It's my job to have a better idea.

Business tag

a second plane has hit the towers meme

Deanna Troi is pictured smiling wide, watching Riker play trumpet.

Tweet from a cute necrosis:

my fetish is sayingsome incredibly cornball shit and watching a gal speedrun the five stages of greif as she realizes with horror that she still wants to fuck me.

Smug Self Congratulatory Jerrys

A Harajuku model in high platforms is crouching, holding a photoshopped pink gun, and staring at the camera w/ a vivid pink and flower cartoon background and a sparkling disco ball.

"Being disliked by a loser is a top tier compliment"

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USDJPY at 162.94

If you're eating one egg a day, a 2% increase in egg costs raises your egg spending by about two dollars annually. You'd notice this?

Please stop with the theatrics, people

Following scene from original quoted skeet scene from Cabin in the Woods of the employee cussing out the children.

"Fuck you. Fuck you. Fuck you. Fuck you. Fuck you. Fuck you."

Messi's face has been shopped over

Jimothy the Short Spine Syndrome Raccoon 'cryptid' with a Fibonacci Sequence overlayed

Output down, page views up: Axios shifts from volume to value
Axios output in Q1 was down 22% compared to a year earlier but page views were up 30%.

Al Jazeera breaking: US President Donald Trump calls deaths of US service members 'very sad'

Post from cerastes: People don't even say w00t anymore.

Response from emonewtype: nothing to w00t about, boss

Analysis

'Americans don't take kindly to Americans getting killed,' says retired US general

Furby holding a glock

David Mitchell mid rant on QI

Kevin O'Leary on CNN wearing what seems to be a silver collared and accented suit of some sort and a basketball card around his neck on a long chain.

Skeet from me "Loss is the meme equivalent of signaling in prime numbers to denote intelligence."

Barney being given an expensive beer:

173 minutes? For an adaptation of a 3000-year-old story? This better be the best movie ever, Nolan.

*frame of Barney chugging the glass, labeled The Odyssey (2026)*

You got lucky.

Moe talking about 'immigants' and how he knew t was them, even when it was the bears.

Instead reading "Taylor Swift! I knew it was her! Even when it was Taco Bell I knew it was her!"

Iconic 'I'm crushing your head' Kids in the Hall sketch

Tenth Communist Party USA convention in Chicago. Portraits of Lincoln, Lenin and Stalin flanked the stage, while the Party's leader spoke, May 1938

Rainbow cascading text of "They're trying to build a prism" over the Pink Floyd Dark Side of the Moon album cover and Serge Tankian on a microphone under that.

Juan Soto is in the foreground, blurry, holding a bat, whilst looking at Mr Met and Spiderman talking.

Juan Soto is labeled 'Sting'

Spiderman and Mr. Met are labeled 'The NWO Recruiting Someone'

make out? no thanks. i'm saving these lips for the sweet kiss of death

There are three pictures of Orange Cassidy with blue aura around him. One is very compacted.

Nah babe, they may seem similar, but Cargage's half-words, near-homophones and portmanteaus give the impression of an adjacent development of language, highlighting how Descriptive approaches to grammar can non-judgementally bridge communication gaps without losing inherent meaning. Homsar, on the other hand, uses familiar English words in cryptic and deeptively arbitrary proclamations, essentialy speaking in Zen Buddhist koans that encourage us to convey and consider deep truths in succinct, yet novel ways.

Below is the meme of the dude talking a hot lady's ear off at a baseball game. He is wearing a Homsar 'Raised By A Cup of Coffee' shirt.

USDJPY at 162.44 w/ a vertical spike today going past the weekends wall

Tweet from Kit Klarenberg: "Blame the Nazi Germans for making me become a gun designer... I always wanted to construct agricultural machinery" - Mihail Kalashnikov (Creator of the AK-47)

The quoted tweet it refers to is from Jon Levine "Wikipedia has a 'Palestinian inventions' page and literally half the entries are various types of bombs."

Mock Tweet from '@mlm_brienn' as Miles O'Brien: Look at my lawyer Dawggggggg I'm goin to jail

Below is Miles being offered council from his Kardasian 'public defender' "Winning isn't everything,"

Vibcession Forever blocking me

Most all poisons that mimic heart failure are instan. True or False?

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Poisons that mimic or cause heart failure vary widely in how quickly they work. While some agents trigger cardiac arrest within minutes, others cause progressive heart muscle damage or arrhythmias over several hours, days, or even chronically through toxin-induced cardiomyopathy.

Asinine conversation.

Jenny Zigrino on the mic at a book store for an audience at a comedy gig.

"Lindsey Graham died the way he lived.

Under speculation."

[DISMISSIVE WANKING GESTURE]

Erling Haaland walking of a plane with a taxidermied raccoon holding a whiskey bottle.

"Help me name my new buddy:
Cowboy
Ranger
TEX
R.O.W (Racon On Wheels)

David Lynch being interviewed:

Host - Elaborate on that.
Lynch - No.

A poodle that has been groomed with a haircut that looks identical to David Lynch's iconic style

Text simply reads 'David Lynch'

Tweet responding to a youtube thumbnail of '24 Trick to Staying Warm' by Outdoor Boys featuring the presenter with a flame comingfrom his hand.

HWIOC tweet: "Just learn pyromancy bro the College of Winterhold was 5 gold a semester when I was young bro just pull yourself up by your horker straps bro"

Mr. Burns to Smithers: Oh! What was I laughing at now?

Oh, yes. That crippled Irishman.

Thanos and Ebony Maw but Ebony Maw is VLC's icon.

Thanos: Increase the volume to 200%
Maw: But sire, I am just a software with media decoding algorithm
Thanos: Just do it!

Kira Nerys pensively staring off in a field

Moisturized.
Rested.
Plotting The Downfall Of A Fascist Regime.
Y'know... just thriving.

Homer in the stands with his family whilst he was hassling Ned Flanders coaching scene.

Marge: "You know, Homer, It's veryeasy to mock Lindsey Graham's death."

Homer: "Fun, too."

Jake Hagar bracing himself whilst also visibly resigning himself to the CTE

An owl and a raven are perched on a beam. The Raven is wearing a silver cross necklace