Reynard Muldrake

@wizardbeef.bsky.social

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A ticking time-bomb of insanity.

A blonde white woman in a white swimsuit smiles at a brunette white woman in an orange bikini.
Bart Simpson writing Strait of Hormuz is open and Tehran won’t attack ships anymore over and over on a chalkboard
A white woman with brown hair runs her fingers through her hair as it turns blond.
The Horseshoe Casino in Las Vegas, originally the MGM Grand, site of the 3rd deadliest high-rise fire in US history. A casino interior. Chandeliers are overhead and a carpeted path is highlighted by red stripes. To the left are slot machines. To the the right are table games.
A white man with a manic smile. Willem Dafoe as Norman Osborn from Sam Raimi's Spiderman.
Charlton Heston yelling It's People! from the movie Soylent Green
A pouch of Uncle Ben's microwave paella.
Horror host Vampira, a gorgeous woman with black hair and dramatic eyebrows kneels by a wooden coffin.
A sketch of two pieces of bread with a line down the middle. Half peanut butter, half jelly on each slice.
A Chinese hand fan. The fan is open showing the black material covered in gold speckles.
Drawn in the style of a Ben Garrison political cartoon, an angry man in a red hat is lifting the top off of the Capitol and demanding cum.
A tiny green grasshopper on a green leaf. The plant is garden sage.
A terra cotta bust of a girl. Green chia plants are growing from her hair.
Two pictures of Divine being interviewed by two men with microphones. A third man holds a camera. Caption for the top picture reads "Could you give us some of your political beliefs?" Bottom caption reads "Kill everyone now"
A bluesky error. The message reads: Not Enough Resources
A CGI bear in a striped shirt and hat. He is staring directly into the camera with a mean look on his face.
A bald man with a full beard holds a submachine gun in each hand. Father Vergara from 30 Coins
A hand holds a long black tube with a cigarette stuck in it.
David Letterman in a black coat and flat cap is talking to a man in the foreground. The man has his back to the camera. A scene from the Chris Elliot movie Cabin Boy.
Al Franken as Stuart Smalley. A white man in a puffy blue sweater and yellow shirt. He has the annoying smile of a self-help guru.
This film is dedicated to the brave mujahideen fighters of Afghanistan. Part of the original end credits of Rambo III
Lucille Bluth from Arrested Development. The text says "It's one drone, Michael. What could it cost, $230 million?"
A photo of serial killer Jeffrey Dahmer in court.
A balding man sits at a conference table, gesturing with his right hand. The caption reads "Oh, my God, he admit it!"
Jared Leto in a Panama hat and a brightly colored tropical shirt.
Two blond twins in nurse's uniforms pull down their surgical masks to reveal vampire fangs.
A woman stands in the frozen food section of a grocery store. There is a bag on her head. The caption reads "She's so crazzzzzzzy! Love her!!!"
A brown faux-leather belt pouch for a knife. A hammer and sickle is embossed on the flap.
Screenshot from bluesky showing the same posts from two different accounts and the search term "life needs some sense of ritual" The full post reads "Life needs some sense of ritual, and delicious food can always heal my mood and make the day more warm and fulfilling"
A room with glowing walls. A black cabinet is open displaying human and alien skulls. It is the Yautja trophy room from the end of Predator 2.
A movie poster for the fake movie Italian Spiderman. A man with a mustache and a domino mask is riding a motorcycle. Another motorcycle is pursuing him. A woman is dancing in the background.
A lady cenobite with dead white skin, some of which has been flayed away to reveal the underlying muscle. A metal frame holds the flesh of her throat open in a manner I would describe as strongly vaginal. Her eyes are black and the bridge of her nose and both cheeks are pierced.
A black fixed-blade knife. Modified tanto-point with a nylon-reinforced handle. The handle is at a 45°angle to the blade.
A cheap metal pocket watch with an antiqued brass finish. The watch glass is painted black on the inside.
A doodle of a face that looks like a hamburger bun with pointy teeth and dots for eyes. Around ot is scribbled "Merry Christmas Fuckos"
Heath Ledger as the Joker. A man in disheveled clown makeup looks at the camera, his tongue slightly protruding like he's licking his lips.
The Bluesky "Block Account?" dialog box
A pigeon is gripping the top row of some faux-wood vertical blinds.
Title card for VHS Beyond. A silhouetted figure stands in the mouth of a skull.
Geena Davis in the Long Kiss Goodnight. She is holding a shot glass.
Title card for Oddity. A platinum-haired white woman sits with her hands on a table. Below her in a mirror image is a wooden man in the same pose.
A monument of rough, desert-colored bricks mark the spot of the original Flamingo Hotel. There is a bronze plaque with a picture of the original hotel and of it's creator, Benjamin " Bugsy" Siegel.
Title card for the movie All You Need is Death
Elon Musk and Ghislaine Maxwell
Leeloo Dallas Multipass, motherfuckers.
Two panel comic drawn in a style reminiscent of a Chick Tract. In the first panel Optimus Prime says "Born on a mountain, Raised in a cave". In the second panel he says "Truckin and fuckin is all I crave." The caption below reads "The bots were all astonished at his doctrine.
So! They laugh at my boner, will they? I'll show them! I'll show them how many boners the Joker can make!
A white man's left hand wearing a gold ring on the ring finger.
A gray and white lady cat with a red collar. She is sitting in a chair.
J.R. "Bob" Dobbs, prophet of the Church of the SubGenius. B&W clip-art of a man smoking a pipe.
Google search results for "how to excommunicated the pope"
The drug-filled trunk in Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas
The Something Awful dot com logo
A giant inflatable horse in the Caesars Forum convention center. The horse has splunk> branding.
Several flamingos stand around a small pond. Part of a building is in the background.
Two stills of Divine from the movie Pink Flamingos. The subtitles read (L) Could you give us some of your political beliefs? (R) Kill everyone now.
A calico cat sits in a black office chair. She is resting her chin on the arm of the chair.
Actor James Hong as Lo Pan.
A scene from the movie Flash Gordon. A close-up of a control panel with buttons labeled Hurricane, Hot Hail, and Typhoon