Connor MacDonald

@wizardmacdonald.bsky.social

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Wizard that was banned from the High Council for using the gold budget on making goblin crocs (crocs for goblins) Production & Marketing Manager for The Yetee

Dr. Venture, "Okay, the blonde boy." Hank, "Ah, yes. Walter. Walter... Melon."
A man stands in a hotel room at The Excalibur explaining that he is about to do his impression of a wizard talking to a witch that he’s really into. It then cuts to him walking up and leaning casually on a window frame while in a higher pitched “wizardly voice” he says, “Dynista the Crooked!… You get that scroll I sent ya?”
A screenshot of the clown sheep animal crossing villager Pietro moving into their new home. My OC villager, Wizard, can be seen standing next to them, wearing a conductors hat and a fast food service outfit.
A dark figure bows, hoisting a blade over their head. The text "Me" is over them, and the text "Hope you had a good weekend!" appears over the blade. The blade is being offered to a second dark figure, who holds their arms wide. The text "Every person I email on a Monday" is placed over this second figure.
The Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles logo, but the text instead reads "owo notices your bulge there" which, fun fact, can be read aloud in the same cadence as the TMNT theme
Kazuma Kiryu the Dragon of Dojima
Upon a countertop sits a cardboard box. Within that box are 12 individual boxes of Thin Mint Girl Scout cookies.
A camera facing the floor as the camera person walks rapidly through a store. The intro riff to YMCA is playing. The camera pans up to the clothing section “Young Men” just as the first words of the song (also young men) are spoken.
A picture of a car where you can see through the windshield a large, human looking bone sitting on the dashboard
A street sign that reads “Tall Withers”, part of which is the name of a popular character from Baldur’s Gate 3
A drawing of two muscular arms both firmly gripping one another. The arm on the left has text that reads "Scandinavian Peasants", the arm on the right has text that reads "Me" and over the hands in the middle, the text reads "Fearing that the two crows I saw on the fence post were Odin's ravens, come to give me a grim warning of times to come"
A screenshot of a twitter draft post hat reads: "Something about Mario misunderstanding what a browser is and uppercutting a computer" The time on the screenshot reads 12:04 PM, and the battery is at 89% which makes me think that it was a pretty good day if my battery wasn't already drained by noon.
A cat in a sailor outfit, ready to pledge himself to the siren song of the sea
An image of a question given via a tumblr "ask me a question" feature. The question posed is, "What's your favorite fruit to stick up your butt?" The cursor hovers dangerously over the "Record Video Answer" button.
A book cover for the novel “The Warlock is Missing” where two people ride what look like a unicorn and an evil horse, respectively
Brian David Gilbert dressed like a wizard (without hat) holding a hurdy-gurdy and looking like he's about to drop the sickest magical track you've ever heard
A google search of the word "knuckles" resulting in the Sonic character, Knuckles
Two people dressed as Velma and Daphne from Scooby Doo, respectively
A wizard stares deep into a book full of glowing runes that simply cannot bring about the same radiance and joy they feel when they look upon their paramour
A wizard boasts that no dragon of considerable size would be able to stop them from sending a heartfelt message across the plains to their long distance love
An opulent wizard using their telescope to search the far reaches for anything more magical than their love for you
A seven year old boy in an M&M (homemade) Halloween costume, looking as though he is screaming in horror for some unknown reason
A venn diagram showing the overlapping layers of duplo blocks, legos, and microplastics, in which the center overlap of all three says "tasty crunchy tastycrunchy" and it's also real science