Wizzy Probs

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"A delightful chaos of reasoned critiques and chaotic sports fandom." Long suffering DC Sports/Man United fan. May talk politics. Crypto and other scammers cheerfully blocked. Enjoying the DC football resurgence, Derek Guy & Paul Krugman

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Photo of a costco gas pump charging $5.39 for fucking gas because Donald Trump and his chucklefuck underlings thought they could win a war by jerking off to snuff porn instead of listening to literally ANYONE with a clue about how bombing Iran was going to go.
Count Binface
Count Binface
Count Binface
Mother Teresa's "Do it anyway" poem (I have no idea if it's actually hers or not)
Look at Boy Howdy cooking away
a photo of where accounts like billtbns are made and inspired
Fuck that douchebag
The Beach Boys performing before several million party goers for July 4th on the mall in front of the Washington Monument
a picture of Sarah accurately depicting her at the back of a human centipede
A photo of the counter where you place your Culver's fast food order. the drive through window is also visible in the upper center/left of the photo.
A crab in the Galapagos Islands
A subbuteo board photographed mid-match. Subbuteo is a table-top soccer (football) game that is surprisingly intriguing.
Parker Molloy as the Bari Weiss appointed replacement to a real journalist
Runaround getting his thoughts
3 Year Letterman saying "that's quite a word salad just to say you never lettered in shit"
That one Matt Bohrs comic
Post: Being mirror pretty and not camera pretty is seriously damaging my mental health. Reply: when you take a picture off the moon or a sunset and it doesn't look as good as in real life you don't think the problem is "the sky is ugly" you know the camera isn't fully capable of capturing its beauty. You should feel the same way about your pictures.
Brad's place is in the information flow... the end of the human centipede.
Chart demonstrating that jaker is a moron.
The Nebraska logo reimagined as a beveled poop emoji with the word "nowledge" underneath as a reference to the joke that the Nebraska N stands for "Knowledge"
the dipshit chart of blaming Dems for everything
That's quite a word salad to say you're an idiot.
A live shot of "Oscar Acosta" with his head up his ass. Probably someplace in Russia.
One of many posts by Kloboucher criticizing ICE
The Glazer Cycle of Grift at Manchester United, where they bleed the club dry and placate fans with trophy signings and managerial firings to cover up the generational looting of the club and utter failure of their leadership.
Post 1: I'm so pissed off still about Al Franken... Post 2: .... why do you hate Tina Smith? My post: this response belongs in the Louvre
post 1: "I'm so pissed off still about Al Franken I can't being to describe my anger post response: ... because he was replaced by Tina Smith... "you hate Tina Smith?" my response to the response: this belongs in the Louvre
the "blame democrats" flow chart
A mug that says "fuck this shit" in hidden text (it's visible if you turn it 90 degrees)
Hooter, the Temple University Owls mascot flexing in front of a campus building
Heartbreaking: The Worst Person You Know Just Made A Great Point meme
a picture of Alex in his position at the back of the human centipede
3 Year Letterman saying, "that's quite a word salad to say you never letterred in shit"
An illustration of a human centipede indicating Walter's place in the purity grifter food chain.
The "blame Democrats no matter what" chart.
a photo of Pope Leo XIV, the current pope
Fuck you.
A photo of an orca singing "I'm a bitch" into a microphone with the following lyrics: I'm a bitch I'm an orca Sinking yachts Just off Majorca I'm a sinner I'm a whale Imma hit you with my tail
Hooter. The Temple Owl mascot wearing a #1 white Temple jersey
Graphic showing Tim's position on the human centipede.
Lady Liberty, draped in an American flag being led away by temu gestapo.
screenshot showing that the link is NOT a gift link, lol
picture of Mike Johnson and assorted other GOP assholes standing at a lectern behind a sign that says "we're full of shit"
A Honda Fit and Honda "THICC" (the new Honda Prologue) compared
the Glazer family pattern of destroying Manchester United
The Manchester United failure cycle under the Glazer family.
The cycle of Glazer theft and failure at Manchester United
Mongolian hot pot illustration. Don't lick your screen.
Headline quoting Charlie Kirk, "Gun Deaths are worth it to keep 2nd ammendment" referencing school shootings.
3 Year Letterman says, "that's quite a word salad to say you never lettered in shit."