Will McDonald

@wmcdonald404.co.uk

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Only here for the cheese course.

A screengrab from the cartoon The Shoe People (1987).
The Baby Shark family. The bastards.
The Ant Hill Mob from Wacky Races (1968 TV series).
The cat from the Zoom Cat Lawyer debacle (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zoom_Cat_Lawyer)
Houseplant Brush, in the act of brushing a leaf. An idiot has scrawled some googly eyes on it.
Stand on Zanzibar by John Brunner. The over is pinkish on blue and shows a rough collage of a mount of people or rubbish (presumably people). A seagull is swooping a ross the foreground.
A cropped shot of the Hoche. The ship looks like it's eating a lifeboat. OM NOM NOM.
The face of the Hoche, or the steamer Maréchal Canrobert, it's not entirely clear. Something bad is happening and one of these ships is rightfully concerned about the situation.
A zoomed in section of the side of a boat or a ship or whatever. An idiot has scrawled a crude mouth under what looks like a pair of googly eyes but is in reality some ship/boaty bollocks.
A supermarket aisle with a sign that states: SCOTTISH | FROZEN MEAT POLISH | FROZEN READY MEALS From Tesco in Corby. Circa 2016.
Light-hearted romcom, Come and See (1985), but in the Toy Story font. The background is powder blue with fluffy white clouds.
A jet, collapsed onto its nosewheel. An idiot has scrawled a single googly eye on to the skybridge. Making it appear as if the bridge is attempting to am-nyam-nyam the plane.
Smol cat, drooling because it's happy.
A rat in a little hat. The hat is a green boggle-eyed frog. The rat is chilling on a fluffy pink blanket, with what looks like some white chocolate buttons to snack on.
A UK 'red circle' instructional style road sign with a Mario Kart mushroom in it and Maximum SPEED written underneath.
A close up shot of the face of a man wearing a spacesuit helmet. The visor is reflecting lights and the man's face shows something akin to a sense of wonder. Keir Dullea as Dr. Dave Bowman from Kubrik's 2001: A Space Odyssey (1968).
Badger from Bodger and Badger holding a spoonful of delicious MASHED POTATO in his mouth. The legend I FUCKING LOVE MASHED POTATOES appears on a galactic starfield background.
A Very Serious letter to the PM from the right honourable Richard Rollins MP. Dear Prime Minister, We're no strangers to government. You know the rules and so do we. Full commitment is what the public demand. You wouldn't get this from any other cabinet. I just want to tell you the public sentiment. To ensure full transparency. Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry, never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you Yours Sincerely, Rt. Hon. R. Rollins.
The Burger King logo but with GOA TSE stretched between the buns and Burger Ring as a very lowbrow route one shitty pun tagline. It wasn't the first tagline.
A screenshot from Impossible Mission (1984) on the Commodore 64. A room with a green background and walkways on various levels separated and connected by lifts. The walkways are scattered with bookshelves, desks, chairs, computer terminals and aggro robots.
A white boule loaf sitting in the bottom half of a Lodge pot.
Delmar (Tim Blake Nelson) cradles "Pete" (John Turturo) in toad form while Evertt (George Clooney) watches on. Pete was not in fact, a toad. O Brother, Where Art Thou? (2000).
A reactive steel target. A silhouette of a longhorn sheep of some sort sprayed white with yellow concentric spots. This was at a few 100m.
A tea cosy that is at once demented, horrifying and amazing. An idiot has crudely scrawled some googly eyes and an :O mouth on it in a primitive paint package.
The famed Seimens Gamesa Big Confused Tube. A key infrastructure component in all sorts of things. All sorts. Probably. (A picture of a Seimens Gamesa offshore wind turbine nacelle inside a manufacturing facility. An idiot has scrawled googly eyes on it.)
Lobot, Lando Calrissian's factotum from The Empire Strikes Back (1980).
A totem pole made of cats in parody of Hannibal (2013).
Post #1 @33mins. Count M: Is this by Golo? Post #2 @33mins. Count M: #PicturesYouCanSmell (next to a pic of an almost empty room with a skanky mattress. Enough time has passed for the Foxtons adolescent to legally remove the crime scene tape.)
A screenshot of the Wikipedia plot summary to the graphic novel The Filth. (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Filth_(comics)) Written by Grant Morrison and drawn by Chris Weston and Gary Erskine. It says: 'The series tells the story of Greg Feely, a bachelor whose main interests are his cat and masturbating to pornography. Feely is actually a member of a shadowy organization called The Hand and their attempts to keep society on the path to the "Status Q".'
Lina Lamont (played by Jean Hagen) in Singin' in the Rain (1952). Right after she's informed studio head R.F. Simpson that "[she] can *sue*" on grounds "detrimental and deleterious to [her] character".
A picture of some delicious matar paneer.
A scatter plot of 'The Three Types of Adam Sandler Movie' broken down into Paydays, Pineapples and He's Trying. (No, me neither...) Source: https://michaeltoth.me/a-detailed-guide-to-the-ggplot-scatter-plot-in-r.html
A screenshot from 100jumps.
A natterjack toad, chillin' on some leaves.
The Dune poster, the title text replaced with: I DUNNO WDYT? ... using https://pixelframe.design/dune-font-logo-generator/
The box art for Darwinia. A video game with an absolutely incredibly C64 chiptune style soundtrack by Trash80 & Dma-Sc.
A grey-haired man in a pink shirt & vulgar striped blazer giving a press interview. In the background a beach and some people horsing around. Mayor Vaughn from Jaws (1975) assuring the public that the Straights of Hormuz are open for transit. There is absolutely, definitely nothing to see here.
The Gordon Ramsay sosig meme. Gordon, his face squished, holding a sausage on a fork with the image macro-ish text 'Sosig'.
The Smash robots. Smash is a god-tier dehydrated mashed potato product. Robots fucking love mashed potato. Almost as much as badgers.
A small brown and white cat pretzeled up snoozing in a comfy bed lined with packing paper and corrugated card.
A pizza, placed devil-may-care dangerously over the table edge by an obviously unhinged monster.
A 'size queen' label. An idiot has crudely scrawled some googly eyes and an 'O' mouth in a rudimentary Paint programme.
A redheaded woman in shades, wearing a fascinator (schmancy het) in the shape of the Millenium Falcon. Attributed: atomicredhead.com
Another cat/flannel pic.
A medium-small dumpy brown and white cat, sprawling in repose on a red & black plaid flannel-clad lap.
EV-9D9 warming up for a nice bit of droid torture after a big bowl of delicious SMASH.
A model of the ship Rocinante from The Expanse. Shot from the rear, highlighting the ship's Epstein drive.
A cute seal. He's just happy to be here.
Fatbus. A dumpy little brown and white cat solving crimes in Victorian times.
Some seagulls on a very sturdy metal fence. One appears dense enough to bend the fence rail because it's a tubby fuck.
Ruin a movie by replacing one word in the title with sausage.
Some Star Wars Leigon Scout Troopers, slightly sandy shaded armour.
Left: a rat-faced proto nazi shitbag. Right: a rat-faced Leonardo Dicaprio.
Barry enjoys a Magnum. Honestly, Barry looks like he enjoys several Magnums.
A tall, grey industrial building with a shifty-lookin' face.
Link from The Legend of Zelda: The Wind Waker in his wee boat. The boat has a dragon's head masthead, an orange hull and green mast. It's skimming over a beautiful blue cel-shaded sea with Outset Island in the background.
A stupid 'what D&D class are you?' quiz result from https://www.idrlabs.com/dungeons-dragons-class/test.php I favour Ranger but I'm pretty middle-of-the-road across the board. For some reason I appear to think religion and woowoo is a big crock of shite.
Indiana MacJones, he's come to inspect the tapestries.
A scowling, superbly mustachioed man in a green beret. Windsor Davies as Battery Sergeant-Major 'Shut Up' Williams in It Ain't Half Hot Mum.