Wojciech Maj

@wojtekmaj.pl

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Dad, husband, TypeScript developer.

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GitHub pull requests list showing five closed PRs from different contributors, all proposing nearly identical changes to add missing npm package metadata such as homepage, bugs, or support information to package.json.
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A Codex conversation with a few sentences how marked: "how hard would it be to add syntax highlighting?" "Maybe 30-60 minutes" "ok do it" *Worked for 47 seconds" "Done"
Downloading macOS Tahoe 26.3.1... An update to macOS 26.3 is past due. You can install it now or it will be installed automatically Yesterday, 21.56.
Downloading macOS Tahoe 26.3.1... An update to macOS 26.3 is past due. You can install it now or it will be installed automatically Yesterday, 21.56.
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GitHub Pull Request adding the following code to next.config.ts: /* * Warning: DO NOT TOUCH, EVER. * Enabling this option causes an insane amount of hard-to-debug issues in Next.js production * builds. These issues are never reproducible in dev mode because turbopackScopeHoisting is * always disabled there. When this option is enabled, it causes some modules to be resolved to * undefined, which in turn causes random parts of the app to break with runtime errors. * * Example: https://github.com/colinhacks/zod/issues/5095 * Example 2: `Uncaught TypeError: Cannot read properties of undefined (reading 'Provider')` in * React Aria Components (I didn't bother to report this one) * * total_hours_wasted_here = 22 */ turbopackScopeHoisting: false,
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-node -e "const fs = require('node:fs'); fs.rmSync('./dist', { recursive: true, force: true });" +node -e "fs.rmSync('./dist', { recursive: true, force: true });"
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GitHub screenshot showing a merged PR titled "ROR-276 Implement Sentry from Temu"
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Here is the breakdown of the projection. 1. The Data Points (ESM Only) Let's look at the "esm" specific growth rate shown in the chart: Start (Aug 2021): 6.1% End (Dec 2025): 12.6% Total Growth: 6.5% Time Period: ~4.3 years (52 months) 2. Linear Extrapolation (The Math) If the ecosystem continues to convert to pure ESM at the exact same average rate seen in this chart, here is when we reach 100%: Average Growth Rate: 6.5% / 4.3 years ≈ 1.51% per year Remaining Gap: 100% - 12.6% ≈ 87.4% Time to fill gap: 87.4 / 1.51 ≈ 57.8 years Projected Date: 2025 + 57.8 = Year 2083
Screenshot of two terminal test runs. In the first run, each React component test takes about 309–331 ms, and the test file finishes in 2.93 s. In the second run, run with THROTTLE_PLUGIN=1, the same tests take about 54–75 ms each, and the file completes in 1.34 s.
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// 725 bytes after compilation import { useState } from 'react'; export default function ColorProvider({ children }) { const [color, setColor] = useState('red'); function changeColor() { setColor('blue'); } return ( <Button value={{ changeColor }}> {children} </Button> ); }
That just sounds like wanting Preact with extra steps
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A screenshot showing multiple lines of console output, all like: "✓ Deleted Actions secret NPM_TOKEN from wojtekmaj/<repo name>"
npm trends chart showing vite steadily growing over the last 2 years only to swiftly jump from ~30M dls/week to ~150M dls/week, followed by a 15% decline to around ~130M dls/week.
npm trends chart screenshot showing jest package steadily growing in dls/week over the last 5 years, and vitest package increasingly growing, yet reaching about a half of jest's dls/week.
You have a new sponsor! @piecioshka is now sponsoring you for $10.00 one time! What's next? Getting paid
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