Gil Elvarfrush

@wolfwhistle.bsky.social

5134 Followers 2014 Following

Pin-up appreciator, polite voyeur, and man about town. Publisher and editor-in-chief of Sagesse Érotique, the world's #1 erotic leaflet written for and by aging Gen Xers with Peter Pan syndrome. 🔞 AGE DECLARATION: I am 18+ & SO SHOULD YOU BE, KID! 🔞

In a image from the film Hot Fuzz, a man painted gold wearing a golden tux and top hat, sits frozen with his hands raised palms forward , a shocked expression upon his face, illuminated by flashlight in a in a dark, dingy stone room. He is the Living Statue, and he has been disposed of for the greater good.
Jethro Bodine, Granny, Elly May, and Jed Clampett wave goodbye to the viewer from just outside the front door of their palatial estate, just as they do at the conclusion of every episode of 'The Beverly Hillbillies.' Soon to follow is their famous down-home valedictory, "Y'all come back now, ya hear!" Your wish is my command.
A portrait of Sarah Ophelia Colley Cannon as her stage character 'Minnie Pearl'. Minnie, wearing a lacey, light colored country dress with grand, puffy short sleeves, stands bent forward, her elbows resting on a log fence. Her clasped hands hold a small, sacklike velveteen purse, and atop her head is her trademark fancy straw hat with the price tag dangling from the brim. Her face has a comical whistling expression as her eyes gaze to her left, presumably at an arousing gentleman whom she desires to make her future husband. She does not call out with her trademark phrase "How-dee!", but that tingling in her nethers sure has her thinkin' it!
A sepia portrait of a woman in puffy white Victorian garb, raising her skirt saucily to reveal her stockinged right ankle.
A photo collage of a promotional still of a smiling Art the Clown placed above a promotional still of horror film character the Leprechaun (smiling and pointing his index fingers at the viewer like in some kind of cool guy greeting; the sentiment seems genuine, but it could be masking some deeper hurt—the fae can often be inscrutable in regards to their sincerity.)
A terrible, pixelated AI anime-style portrait of Arcane's Silco seated at his desk.
A grainy monochrome surveillance photo of a mobster wearing a black leather jacket.
A terrible, pixelated AI anime-style portrait of Arcane's Yoda-like character Babette
A terrible, pixelated AI anime-style full body portrait of Arcane's Viktor, standing with his cane.
A terrible, pixelated AI anime-style portrait of Arcane's Ambessa Medarda wearing a fancy, formal-dress uniform and glaring at the camera.
A terrible, pixelated AI anime-style portrait of Arcane's Prof. Heimerdinger holding an electric guitar w/ a sunburst finish.
A terrible, pixelated AI anime-style portrait of Arcane's Jinx crossed with the DC Comics villain The Joker.
A terrible, pixelated AI cartoon-style portrait of Arcane's Vi wearing bizarre, transparent Atlas Gauntlets.
A terrible, pixelated AI anime-style portrait of Arcane's Mel Medarda in 3/4 view as she looks towards the camera.
A terrible, pixelated AI anime-style portrait of Arcane's Jayce holding his hextech hammer, which inexplicably has his left arm protruding from the hammer's surface.
The Atari swoosh logo in red against a white background.
An Atari ASCII image of a woman wearing a one-piece and fishnets striking a standing pose with her elbows raised alongside her head and forearms bent behind towards her shoulders.
An AI generated marker illustration of a scowling, bearded Dr. Frasier Crane wearing a pink three-piece suit, a red bowtie, and holding a large red heart between his hands.
A photo of a vintage brown and gold Mattel Intellivision game console controller laying on colorful, cubist-patterned vinyl flooring. The controller consists of a brown plastic rectangular base, somewhat resembling a flat chocolate bar; atop the lower third of the surface is embedded a raised gold metallic disc, which facilitated thumb controlls; the remaining surface is occupied by a large golden keypad with raised bubbles laid in a 3x4 pattern, representing the numbers 0-9 plus two function keys.
Four small children (one bald) stand on front of a doghouse, with a dog-like creature standing atop, as seen in this grotesque AI transformation of the cover to the book 'Meet the PEANUTS GANG! With fun facts, trivia, comics, and more!' by Charles M. Schultz and Natalie Shaw. © 2015 Peanuts Worldwide LLC
Four cartoon children surround their partial Grandpa as he roasts his right arm over the stovetop, as seen in this grotesque A.I. generated recreation of the single panel comic Family Circus by Bil and Jeff Keane [#12-5, copyright 2014 Bil Keane, INC.]. At the bottom is a garbled caption that originally read, "Aren't you glad we're here to help you eat all these cookies you baked, Grandma?"
Two anime-styled children and the upper torso of their mother surround their white haired father who is fondling a mysterious object, as seen in this grotesque A.I. generated recreation of the single panel comic Family Circus by Bil and Jeff Keane [#12-5, copyright 2014 Bil Keane, INC.]. At the bottom is a garbled caption that originally read, "Aren't you glad we're here to help you eat all these cookies you baked, Grandma?"
Three retro manga cartoon children surround their grandma as she bakes cookies in the kitchen, as seen in this grotesque A.I. generated recreation of the single panel comic Family Circus by Bil and Jeff Keane [#12-5, copyright 2014 Bil Keane, INC.]. At the bottom is a garbled caption that originally read, "Aren't you glad we're here to help you eat all these cookies you baked, Grandma?"
Three small '50s-style painted children surround their grandma as she bakes cookies in the kitchen, as seen in this grotesque A.I. generated recreation of the single panel comic Family Circus by Bil and Jeff Keane [#12-5, copyright 2014 Bil Keane, INC.]. At the bottom is a garbled caption that originally read, "Aren't you glad we're here to help you eat all these cookies you baked, Grandma?"
Three small manga-style children surround their grandma as she bakes cookies in the kitchen, as seen in this grotesque A.I. generated recreation of the single panel comic Family Circus by Bil and Jeff Keane [#12-5, copyright 2014 Bil Keane, INC.].
A screenshot of the Bluesky mobile app follower notifications screen, where 6 out of the 16 new followers all claim to be named Maggy Stein.
A garbled, black & white ASCII image of the JOOLIET logo (a portrait of a smiling woman with oversized glasses and light brown shoulder length hair).
A black & white portrait of Vivian Vance and William Frawley as the characters Fred and Ethel Mertz in I Love Lucy [Getty Images/CBS Archives]. Fred embraces a smiling Ethel from behind. The eyes and mouth of Fred have been crudely scratched out of the photograph, as if defaced by some deranged individual.
A black & white image of television screen displaying a the appearance of a scrambled analog cable TV signal.
An image from the film Nosferatu (1922), featuring Max Schreck as Count Orlok. In this frontal view, the vampiric Orlok kneels at the bedside of his sleeping victim, his long, spindly fingers cupping the top of the victim's head, which faces toward him. His face has been digitally altered so that his normally frightening expression has become a winking smile towards the viewer. In the top-left corner of the image are the letters 'SÉ', the watermark for the erotic leaflet Sagesse Érotique. In the bottom right of the image the phrase "Il n’est rien de réel que le rêve et l’amour. —Orlok" is written in a faded gold script font.
A sepia photograph of a tuxedo cat sitting in profile on a patterned kitchen floor mat and staring blankly at a black refrigerator door.
A screenshot of the Bluesky follower notifications screen. A block of four bots named Lily, all with the profile image of the same busty woman in the same outfit under the same lighting and against the same background in slightly different poses, has been sloppily highlighted by a red scribbled box.
A macro photograph of a tiny tan & dark brown jumping spider as he gazes over the terrain of the red-orange silicone oven mitt upon which he is standing.
A man in a dark blue suit (Ai Weiwei, sculpted by He Xiangyu) lies face down on a concrete floor.
A man (Tom Cruise) in a leather jacket and aviator sunglasses races a red and black Kawasaki Ninja motorcycle alongside a runway as an F-14A Tomcat takes of in the background in this still from the film Top Gun (1986).
An illustration of Psyduck, a yellow platypus-looking anime duck who is holding the sides of its head with both hands. Psyduck, known as Koduck in Japan, is a Pokémon species in Nintendo and Game Freak's Pokémon franchise. Created by Ken Sugimori.
An ASCII art portrait of a woman with long hair, arched eyebrows, and big glasses.
As screenshot of the Bluesky mobile app new follower notifications page. Listed are eight new followers: seven are named with various permutations of the name 'Juli', while the eighth is an account named 'Lissa_SWEETpussy'.
An image from Arcane of Viktor (in final Herald form) floating godlike in front of a heavenly cosmic background. Directly behind him is a bright, golden nebula; to his lower right and left are a series of indistinct, golden, floating souls; directly at his feet is the distinct soul of his friend Jayce. The image has been overlaid with screenshots of Bluesky follower notifications, all of which are spambots named with variations oh Juli or Cami. At the top of the image in blocky white arcade letters is written the phrase, "THIS IS NOT THE GLORIOUS EVOLUTION I ENVISIONED."
A screenshot of the Bluesky notifications page showing new follows by dozens of Juli-bots & Cami-bots.
A screenshot of as Bluesky follower notifications list, packed to the rafters with every type of Juli imaginable!
A monochrome image of the corrupted JOOLIET logo
A screenshot of Bluesky Cami-bot follower notifications
A list of Bluesky follower notifications featuring a list of mostly Cami-bot accounts, topped by the bot named 'cami-sad'.
A screenshot of the profile page for user 'cami-twjhu', one of the hundreds of annoying bots currently flooding Bluesky
An image of of your host, Gil Elvarfrush. The image certainly resembles a black & white headshot of a young, dapper Vincent Price with a thin mustache, wearing a dark suit jacket, white collared shirt, and a dark tie with white diagonal pinstripes. A black bar has been added over his eyes, as if to conceal his identity. In the bottom-right corner of the image is a red heart symbol, and within the heart is a black 'no' symbol over the square head of a robot.
A Bluesky follower notification list, packed with many, many, many fake bot accounts.
An unintelligible ASCII image of the JOOLIET logo (a portrait of a smiling young woman wearing glasses).
A very low-res portrait of a slender woman with black hair wearing a black leather jacket. The right side of her body is turned towards the camera, and she gazes off over her right shoulder. She has six fingers on her right hand. The background is a blotchy checkerboard of assorted colors, a product of the limited color display of the generating hardware.
A pixelated vintage anime-styled image of a large-breasted Japanese woman wearing a brown polkadot bra and red briefs sitting upon an ornate, fruitcake-looking bed. She holds aloft a white totem, somewhat resembling a sort of chicken-penguin. Her right hand bends awkwardly at the wrist, her too-many fingers curling inward.
A low-resolution underwater image of a woman in a red, white, and blue patterned bikini. She swims toward the camera. In her left hand she holds half a pickle that has been sliced lengthwise. She looks up to gaze at a brown and white rodent, which is swimming in the foreground. Her face disturbingly resembles that of television's Frasier Crane (Kelsey Grammer).
A pixelated, low color depth illustrated portrait of a brunette woman in a white and red bikini standing against a tropical beach background. Her right arm hangs at her side, as does her primary left arm; her secondary left arm is bent laterally, her stubby hand against her left hip, and sausage-like fingers splayed.
A poorly generated AI image of a 1950s/1960s blonde woman in a green dress laying prone on a green floor, her hands clasped together as she looks up with her head tilted towards her right shoulder. On her left hand she wears a white glove, both of which have too few fingers; her right hand is bare and has too many fingers. Her dress is accented with flowing black fabric, the placement of which would seem to be defying currently known laws of matter and physics.
A pixelated vintage anime-styled image of a large-breasted Japanese woman wearing a brown polkadot bra and red briefs sitting upon an ornate, fruitcake-looking bed. She holds aloft a white totem, somewhat resembling a sort of chicken-penguin. Her right hand bends awkwardly at the wrist, her too-many fingers curling inward.