Laura

@wompanafrank.bsky.social

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I also like Necco Wafers. She/her

A meme showing the heights of the world’s tallest skyscrapers, next to a very large W that dwarfs them all. It is labeled “This W.”
biggoldmachine.bsky.so... @biggoldmachine.bsky.social Spoken Word (Slam poetry) If you got paid by the overwrought adjective, you would have $50k
A white-tailed doe standing on the lawn near a sidewalk
Laura @Wompanafrank •7/9/22 You really need to figure out that "lol you fuck" isn't an insult. I already know I fuck. I'm doing it on purpose. SayTooMuch @saytoomuch •7/9/22 ok, then get off twitter n find a corner and make it a full time profession then Laura @Wompanafrank ... LMFAOOOOOOO Buddy, this is just "lol you fuck" again. You are so fucking bad at this.
Elon Musk is a Whiny Ass Bitch • 7/9/22 What is your source for this claim about the purpose of drag? More Christian Broadcasting Network or do you have actual data to support your nonsense? Laura @Wompanafrank •7/10/22 [a picture of Bugs Bunny in drag cartoon-seducing Elmer Fudd] Annateresa @annateresa79 •7/10/22 This one is excellent. Laura @Wompanafrank •7/10/22 It's from a very important documentary warning children about the dangers of mendacious queenery, but the degenerate anarchosodomite (((cultural marxists))) did a woke book burning to hide it so they can dilute the white race with rabbit-human hybrids unfit for glory in battle.
Screenshot of old tweets: SiuCr7Ronaldo @SiuCr7Ronaldo1 Laid by who? Please tell me who would have sex with that freak. Next time you lie to me at least make it believable. #SadAttempt #YouNeedProfessionalHelp 12:45 • 5/31/22 • Twitter Web App Kate o @Equivo_Kate •6m Replying to @SiuCr7Ronaldo1 @Wompanafrank and 2 others You know that's a real person you're talking about, right? If you don't know where to direct your anger, go scream into a pillow. Lieutenant Corporal Laura @.. • 15m Replying to @SiuCr7Ronaldo1 @somethinsomethi and @ince|Replies What's your deal, man? What is this?
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mark-up.bsky.social I'm as liberal and woke as f*ck and I love the people that are calling me a douchebag racist when they know nothing about me or my background. I'm starting to understand why so many people hate liberals.🤔
A man in an SS uniform says, “Excuse me!? Did you just call me a Nazi?”
The woman who shouted “That motherfucker back there is not real” on the plane.
JoonyMoon @junefaver.bs... • Jun 3, 2025 (Screenshot with quote and photo of Cohen) "When I was in university I studied history, and there was this one major historian of the Third Reich, lan Kershaw. And his quote was, 'The path to Auschwitz was paved with indifference.' I know it's not very funny being a comedian talking about the Holocaust, but I think it's an interesting idea that not everyone in Germany had to be a raving anti-Semite. They just had to be apathetic." - SACHA BARON COHEN ••• Kristin @klberts.bsky.social I do think it's important to remember that all people rounded up and sent to concentration camps and murdered were not all Jews. There were Poles, French, Czechs, and others who died in those camps as well. Not sure why more isn't made of that fact.
Kristin @klberts.bsky.social Interesting how very reminiscent this is of the Nazi treatment of Jews during the holocaust. But apparently Jews worldwide aren't making the connection.
Kristin @klberts.bsky.social And there are many many racists as well that despise anyone who isn't white. Frankly I can't stand labels put on anyone who is "other." I prefer to believe there are more good people who don't carry around that hate chip than those who do. ••• Laura @wompanafrank.bsky.social And what I am telling you is that many of those people you hate are using this label to demonize Jews. Your optimism about humanity isn't really relevant to the point.
Penelope In the pathway of the sun, In the footsteps of the breeze, Where the world and sky are one, He shall ride the silver seas, He shall cut the glittering wave. I shall sit at home, and rock; Rise, to heed a neighbor's knock; Brew my tea, and snip my thread; Bleach the linen for my bed. They will call him brave.
Al Pacino saying, “I’m a Humanist. Maybe the last Humanist.”
Same skeet as earlier about people without agriculture having no culture, but now it has 97 likes.
Ryan Burge on X: Just a disclosure on this -- I have absolutely no idea how this is actually going to play out. The DoD has not published their guidelines for how this will all work. All I did here was look at the old list and the new list and make educated guesses about how those 211 traditions will filter down to 31. If I were to guess how this plays out, they will make every one choose from the new list of 31 options as opposed to just sorting them on their own. But, again. I have no idea.
If only there were a way to compare the success of the Inuit civilization against the rest…
So you think we should have remained at the hunter gatherer stage picking lice out of each others hair. Cool.
X posts User Phyllis Schlafly’s [name cuts off]: “Christian - Orthodox” also has “Orthodox Judaism” Ryan Burge replies: Good catches! I had a lot of organizing to do to make this one. Updated below.
Ryan Burge on X: “Version 2 is below. Noticed a few errors in V1. It’s a lot to sort out!”
A man being interviewed at the Christian Nationalist “Re-dedicate 250” says we are in the end times and that soon there will be a law forcing everyone to go to church on Sunday.
Vertical bicolor “flag” with the left half being a deep shade of blue, and the right a darker navy, corresponding to #000086 and #000047. In the lower right corner is “+🐚”
“187 47” formed from seashell emojis
Tenebrae candles on a black-draped stand in front of a church altar with its images shrouded in violet. The candles are half-extinguished. A cantor chants the Vexilla Regis.
Lord Rogers from The Swan Princess saying, "I'm not kink-shaming, I'm kink asking why."
gbond25.bsky.social @gbondi25.bsky.social Laura explain to the class what’s homophobic about the as specifically? Take your time…
Biz @bizthenavigator.bsky.social You can do better than using closeted homosexuality to poke fun at someone. someonegrandma.bsky.social She said nothing about homosexuality.
Shot from the scene where The Dude is explaining his many names in The Big Lebowski. Jeff Bridges is slouching in a fancy chair in a fancy office, looking disheveled and wearing a grungy gray hoodie over a loose white v-neck tee and striped pajama shorts
Garfield looking at an image of Garfield with “You are not immune to propaganda” under it and saying, “Huh. I wonder who that’s for.”
Rabbi Fears Genetic Studies Will Show That ‘Jews Carry Genes That Are Polluting The World’ https://christiansfortruth.com/rabbi-fears-genetic-studies-will-show-that-jews-carry-genes-that-are-polluting-the-world/ Christians for Truth @christians4tr · Feb 20, 2020 Mainstream Media Reports On Jewish-American Pedophiles Routinely Escaping Justice In Israel https://christiansfortruth.com/mainstream-media-reports-on-jewish-american-pedophiles-routinely-escaping-justice-in-israel/ Christians for Truth @christians4tr · Feb 18, 2020 Chief Rabbi Complains That Jews No Longer Have A Media Monopoly Because of the Free Internet https://christiansfortruth.com/chief-rabbi-complains-that-jews-no-longer-have-a-media-monopoly-because-of-the-free-internet/ Christians for Truth @christians4tr · Feb 14, 2020 Holocaust Propaganda Causes Jews To See Hidden ‘Swastika’ On New San Diego Padres Team Hats
Text convo - Well that cat who wears a slipper Sure was looking mighty sweet With his one foot in a slipper And three unshod kitty feet, But did you know that there’s more than One way to slip a cat? Here’s a little holy kitty with a slipper for a hat! Cat who wears a miter! Cat who is the Pope! Cat who wears a miter! Can you even cope? You know slipper cat looks tight, But my pontiff’s even tighter. Send some white smoke up the chimney We have Cat Who Wears A Miter! - 🤣🤣 Make a children’s booooook
A grey cat wearing a slipper on his head. The slipper is a brownish wool color and has a lighter cross pattern over it. It makes the cat appear to be wearing a bishop’s miter.
Text convo - Okay I saw a cat wearing a slipper [screenshot of song] Well, we’ve all read The Cat in the Hat, We’ve all heard Puss in Boots, And we’ve seen pics on the internet Of kitties wearing suits — Yes, there’s Grumpy Cat and Ceiling Cat And cats both short and long, But I know of another cat Who ought to get a song — Cat who wears a slipper! Cat slips on a shoe! Cat who wears a slipper And he knows just what to do! Bow tie cats are hip, But this fella’s even hipper, Of all cool cats, he’s the coolest: It’s Cat Who Wears a Slipper! [end screenshot] -it’s just so good -okay wait
Text convo - [screenshot of a new song] Did you ever go a-walking On a sunny summer day And see the little chickens We’re all coming out to play? There were chickens on the jungle gym And chickens on the slide, Then the chickens crossed the playground To get to the other side. Chicken oscillating! Chickens swoop and sway! Chickens undulating In their chicken way! You can teeter, you can totter, You can climb the monkey rings, But I know something odder, And that’s chickens on the wings [end screenshot] Here I saw a picture of a chicken on a swing so I wrote a song about chickens on the swings It’s to go with “Chicken in a Sweater” - I loove that. You should turn it into a children’s book. Not kidding. - I need a third one to make a trilogy
Text convo: - they’re talking about chicken sweaters on TikTok - I know a song about that
Did you ever look at photos Of a chicken centerfold And see the little chickens Were all bundled for the cold? With their wings in their sleevies And their sleeves on little shirts. Did you ever see a chicken dressing up so cute it hurts? Chicken in a sweater! Chicken in a top! Chicken in a sweater! Listen to this bop! Dogs in hats are good, But I know something better You know I’m talkin all about Chicken in a sweater
Translation for a bit of Latin text: O res mirabilis! Manducat Dominum. Pauper, pauper, servus et humilis The Latin phrase is part of the hymn “Panis Angelicus,” composed by St Thomas Aquinas. It translates to: “O miraculous thing! The poor, the servant, and the humble [one] consumes the Lord”
Latin text of Crux Fideles
The text provided is a humorous, "dog Latin" feline-themed parody of the 6th-century Catholic hymn "Crux Fidelis". It replaces the traditional lyrics about the Cross of Christ with words emphasizing a cat ("felis"), turning a sacred hymn into a playful ode to a cat ("purrfert") and its beloved scratching post or tree [0.4.1-0.4.5].
Google search for “Sub Rum tuum Tugger praesidium confugimus” that corrctly identifies the source material (Sub Tuum Praesidium)
TikToker Aaron Scott singing “Thank You For Being a Friend”
Andy @brummyandy.bsky.social We all know full well which medievel fuckmonkeys are responsible for this, keir starmer has pledged to act by sentencing anybody criticising the muslims that did this to life imprisonment.
Muffs @goo60.bsky.social It’s probably the Jews themselves doing this, to play victim as they always have throughout history. [meme popular with Nazis: “‘Anti-Semitic?’ It’s a Trick. We Always Use It” to Stifle Legitimate Criticism of Jews and Zionist Israel.
lain1879 @iain1979.bsky.social Reply to news story: Jewish Volunteer Ambulances Set on Fire Outside London Synagogue in Antisemitic Attack “Good”
Trying to figure out how to build a sort of boomerang-atlatl hybrid so I can chuck tomatoes at myself Don’t forget to tip my waitress (me when I get a snack)
Crux felis, inter omnes arbor una nobilis Nulla talem silva purrfert, flore, fronde, germine, Dulce lickum, dulce clawvi, dulce pouncus sustinens Cat cross, among all the one noble tree, No greater purring brings forth the woodland in flower, fronds, or sprout Sweet licks, sweet claws, sweet pounces it sustains
A shit meme with a swastika on the left labeled “then” and a Star of David on the right labeled “now”
🤡🤡🤡ah No I don’t! 🤡🤡bye bye no time for liars, if you embrace lying because it’s “ your freedom of speech” well it’s my freedom to cut out embracers of fox! Don’t be afraid lots to read up on fox lies. It’s so old magas Prove it 😂🤡🤡🤡phucking look it up
An asshole with a skull full of mushroom risotto who doesn’t know how basic language mechanics work: lol give it up Laura. , hey is this Laura loomer that would explain the unwillingness to look up something she denies!
Vatican News (vaticannews.va): Francis: 'Indulgence is an encounter with God, not a spiritual shortcut' The Regent of the Apostolic Penitentiary comments on the decree published on Friday announcing plenary indulgences during the special Jubilee Year proclaimed by Pope Leo XIV on the occasion of the 800th anniversary of the Saint’s death, stressing. “The Year of Saint Francis must not become yet another chapter rich in special spiritual effects, but a silent passage from enthusiasm to deep maturity, from spectacular celebration to imitation in daily life.” By Fr. Marek Weresa
Ambrosia in a small dish
Pumpkin pie, caramel apple bread pudding a la mode, ginger cookies, eggnog
A meme where Captain America is dragged away screaming, “Get the fuck off me! I need to tell them I understood that reference!”
Salad made of arugula, cucumber, red onion, mango, kiwi, strawberries, blueberries, blackberries and raspberries with honey mustard dressing; some “Santa Fe eggs” — rice and beans cooked with veggies, salsa, sour cream and cheese, topped with red and green chile sauces and two eggs sunny-side up, with avocado on the side; a big Bloody Mary with a whole bunch of garnish
Comrade#LetsGoFlyers skeets: It's definitely not a "so-called" Nazi tattoo. It's a tattoo of the Totenkopf which was used by the SS Totenkopfverbände and the 3rd SS Panzer Division. In reply, Reid Nelson @ retried.bsky.social says: Your detailed knowledge on this subject is raising my suspicions about you.
Reddit comments: CeruleanSnorlax • 26d ago Search for "jerky" EFTA01975629 EFTA00555763 EFTA01885404 I believe Epstein hired Francis J Derby as a chef to prepare cannibalized meats. Derby literally owned a restaurant named "Cannibal" "that cooks...wait for it...beef jerky and steak!" Like its some sick joke to them. "JE said he was going to start eating regular food again so he might be eating less jerky." Regular food? Less jerky??? "I need 6-8oz to send to the lab and I'll forward Francis the info to send to the lab directly." Who tf sends homemade jerky to the lab??? So ya, they're cannibals and have been consuming human jerky. I also saw an email where Francis allegedly made "prosciutto chips" that Epstein wasnt a fan of. .. disgusting fucks.
Tweet from The White House account: “The Revolution that began in 1776 has not ended—it still continues, because the flame of Liberty and Independence still burns in the hearts of EVERY American Patriot. “And our future will be bigger, better, brighter, bolder, and more glorious than ever before. 🇺🇸” And beneath that is a shitty AI video that Trump is slurring some bullshit over.
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