Vita Werdegast

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Hedge academic, Hårgan sysadmin, writes. Wrong perhaps, but not incorrect. she/her This account is: Writing My ridiculous doggos History Horror The Fascism Dragon Age brainrot

Roddy McDowell peering fearfully from within a marled gray cardigan
A crow hanging out on a tree branch.
Three squirrels (at least) playing on a tree trunk
A brown shepsky is watching Obsession with his human and has questions.
A screenshot from the video game Avowed, featuring a player character with a tree bark face and root hair
Several crows monitoring my writing during lunch at the academic factory. I feel blessed but also subtly discouraged from using adverbs.
A smiling blond lady posing outside the Poisoned Pen bookstore in Scottsdale in a red Sutter Cane Rules t-shirt
A track list screenshot from Antidepressants Expanded, which is so incredibly good, guys
A screencap of Bonnie Tyler’s total eclipse of the heart being played in Apple Music
A picture of an 80s stylized black t-shirt of Tom Atkins as Detective Ray Cameron from Night of the Creeps
A blond Carolina dog has a loaf of bread and absolutely no fucks
The cover of What Moves the Dead by T. Kingfisher features a hare braided with pink fungi
A screenshot of block/blocklist notifications from sketch individuals
A brown and white shepsky lounges next to a rose gold laptop on some Hammer red throws, lulled by the human’s typing. Eventually she’ll realize the draft needs a walk as much as he does.
A brown and white shepsky looks exasperatedly at the camera. Yes, it’s hot. Walkies can happen when it’s hot. The blond Carolina dog in the background dgaf.
A brown and white shepsky sits on the couch and points a dubious look at the camera. In the background, a blond Carolina dog is being petted.
A brown and white shepsky implores you with his big brown eyes. He is the goodest boi and he is very fixated on you.
A mirror made of driftwood overlooks a wooden tray filled with pinecones and antlers
Wolfgang, a blond Carolina dog, lying on his back on a boho bedspread, ears squashed cutely
Rook wearing Mourn Watch armor, lips a dusky purple, pale skin adorned with red ritual scars tracing a stylized skull onto her features, dark hair shaven
A human mage lady wearing Mourn Watch armor named Rook says “Take out a god. End this today.”
Screenshot of Picard from the ST:TNG episode “Darmok” saying “That’s how you communicate, isn’t it? By citing example…by METAPHOR!”
Two handsome dogs with pointy ears sit side by side on a messy couch
A title card from the 12th doctor series read Peter Capaldi is in two big shows but I can’t stand either one and I miss him
A brilliant color movie poster of a title called Black Dracula, White Dracula from Unlovely Frankenstein
A picture of an opened black Heretic Parfum box containing a Discovery set packed in black tissue and a powerful masculine floral fragrance
Bela Lugosi and Boris Karloff in a scene from The Black Cat (1934). They face each other over a chessboard in a luxurious art deco room, Bela (as Dr. Vitus Werdegast) rising from his seat to heatedly confront Boris. Boris (as Hjalmar Poelzig) lounges in a velvet smoking jacket, looking up at the other man rather placidly.
The cover of the Crossroads: Folk Horror in the United States first issue featuring a classic still from Deliverance in blue and orange
A screenshot from Pokopia features the ghost Pokémon Misdreavus telling the player “Well, I’ll scare you one of these days. In the meantime, I hope we can be friends.”
A shepsky paw blocking the item creation screen of Pokémon Pokopia.
Solas, Neve Gallus, and Emmrich Volkarin funkos arranged above a Veilguard mousepad on the desk of a busy professional
Chains depend from the ceiling in a sparsely furnished Leaf House in Pokémon Pokeopia. Marowak and the player’s blue-haired, bespectacled Ditto are happy about this.
A screenshot from Pokopia where venomoth is asking the player “If I may ask, by the way, how are you at handling poison?”
A screenshot of Cubone’s Pokedex entry from Pokopia. It is super sad.
A screencap from the journal app Daylio where the emotions Relaxed and Stressed are selected
A golden chow mix smiling in snowy weather, a dusting on his back, top of head, and muzzle.
A brown and white shepsky with ears lowered in a placating position, sitting on his human in a way that forced her to put down the switch 2.
David Bowie as Jareth, the Goblin King, in Jim Henson’s Labyrinth (1986). He is gazing into a crystal sphere balanced on his black-gloved fingertips. His hairstyle recalls Night Court’s Markie Post and would be later adopted by Fushigi Yuugi’s Nakago.
A gameplay tutorial screen for Fatal Frame 2: Remake.
The Pokeopia font rendering of Resident Evil Requiem
The app Wordkeeper’s Follow Us options include icons for Insta, TikTok, Reddit, and YT
A fawn Carolina dog and a brown and white shepsky sit close together on a wood laminate floor, looking up at you with keen expectation.
The opening screen of David Lynch’s Twin Peaks with the text altered to read “nostalgia for the 90s, aging, you’d enjoy except you know what comes next grieving your illusions.”
A sleepy brown and white shepsky, unconcerned with Irish fae revenge
A handsome brown and white shepherd husky mix, head tilted with interest at a laptop broadcasting a dog growling.
A screenshot from a phone where one of the poster’s friends has texted a Mattel version of the Fifteenth Doctor, asking “Is this a Dr Who”
A folk lady mage (Castaspella) with brambles for hair and bark growing at her temples stands in a moonlit marketplace, unbothered, in her lane, thriving
The cover of Marla Gibbs’ autobiography It’s Never Too Late features a portrait of the author, beautifully outfitted in dark gray satin suiting and gold jewelry, with her name displayed in gold capital letters. She is a Queen, but a modern Queen and businesswoman.
The character creation screen of a female folk Arcane Scholar and also my Avowed character
The photographer is unseen beneath a Halloween blanket and two medium-sized dogs
A screenshot reading "Your Windows 11 PC has been updated - discover 5 features to help you get more from your device."
A fawn Carolina Dog sleeps on a teal satin pillow like the very pampered boy he deserves to be
A brown and white shepsky and fawn Carolina Dog each lie on their human’s lap, ears overlapping. They are adorable, and the Carolina Dog is also purring.
A shepsky looks calmly out the window in the backseat, fur washed red by the streetlight. He does not seem concerned that the driver is taking a picture of him rather than watching the road.
A yellow and white Carolina Dog sleeps on the human bed like the precious baby he is