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ClickHole article titled “If only once, it would be nice if hodor said women’s rights”
An ad for Turning Point USA on YouTube where Charlie Kirk (who mysteriously had an intact neck) is facing off against a nice looking man labeled “environment nut.” The caption says “Charlie Kirk crushes (sic, should’ve used past tense) leftist ideology. Subscribe for more epic content.”
screenshot of a chess dot com game review where I played with 100% accuracy, with the comment, "You built a lead in the opening then played a tricky tactic!"
Tiny brown chihuahua mix just sorta there
Letterboxd review of die another day (2002) I think it’s beautiful that “incorporates food into sex acts in ways that are quite unsettling” is something you can say about both Halle Berry in Die Another Day and Danny DeVito in It’s Always Sunny
Store called Beecher’s handmade cheese
Al Pacino in dog day afternoon (1975)
Famous North Korean liar and adult baby Yeonmi Park
Tumblr post from gerardwaist People b saying things so definitively. Like man I think it depends
The infamously short Joe Pesci pretending to be a cop to case Kevin McAllister’s house in the beginning of Home Alone (1990)
an actor in an ugly patterned short-sleeve button down shirt, an open vest with a different clashing pattern, black pants that don't match either piece, and, of course, a fedora. High school is hard, man.
The top of the Seattle times from May 13, 2026 with a headline reading “Group launches effort to repeal ‘millionaires tax’”
Danny Devito as Frank Reynolds sitting on a picnic bench looking up and saying “it’s goddamn bright out here”
A man comically sitting forward and locking in
The characters of The Legends of Vox Machina, the animated show based on the first series of Critical Role’s DnD actual play show
An imagine of Glenn Howerton in BlackBerry (2023) with a speech box edited in, comically insinuating he is delivering the quoted tweet as dialogue
Three screenshots from polling data in the Michigan democratic senate primary showing Abdul El-Sayed with 100% support from nonbinary people
A screenshot of nick shirley, America’s least racist Mormon on the Patrick bet David podcast advertising PBD’s scammy Minnect platform, which I think is supposed to be for business consulting?
Dj Khaled suffering from success album cover (his head is in his hand pensively also coincidentally showing off a massive fuggin pinky ring)
"Hantavirus Ivermectin" in the teenage mutant ninja turtles font
An YouTube ad with a thumbnail of Charles entertainment Kirk facing off against a college student (who has much better fashion than him) in the marketplace of ideas with “why college is a scam” in bold. The title says “Don’t miss Charlie Kirk’s epic debates with liberals,” implying that there might be more to come? Who can say.
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Turning point USA ad on YouTube featuring Nicki Minaj
An insane couch setup built into the floor with seating on all 4 sides so all there is to do is, like, talk to each other or some dumb shit
Trump is asked (about Venezuela) in October 2025, “why not just ask for a declaration of war?” He replies, “I don’t think we’re gonna necessarily ask for a declaration of war. I think we’re just gonna kill people. Okay? We’re gonna kill them. They’re gonna be, like, dead.”
Newsweek article Charlie Kirk says gun deaths ‘unfortunately’ worth it to keep 2nd amendment
Tweet from @clocialism “I hate cigs” now replace cigs with women. not so funny, is it?
YouTube shorts thumbnail with a picture of mega lucario Z and the caption “Mega Lucario Z breaks a 30 year old rule”
Tweet from Matt Rogers @politidope Trust me, liberals are not complacent. We’re ready to vote right f***ing now if we could. From 30 Aug 2020
Sen. Chuck Schumer (D-New York) said on Sunday that one of his most important jobs as Senate minority leader is to “fight for aid to Israel,” as the Trump administration’s …
Ben Platt crying and looking about 35 playing high schooler Evan Hansen in Dear Evan Hansen (2021)
Luigi Mario in a t pose staring dead eyed at the camera
Highlighted text from the guardian article: However, other sources cited by TMZ countered that Taylor approached Ritchson in a “really aggressive manner” and allegedly attempted to interfere with his motorbike, causing the actor to fall and sustain minor injuries
Man in a TSA line looking comically annoyed at ICE thugs doing their usual bullshit holding up the security line.
Tweet from @realDonaldTrump The Coca Cola company is not happy with me—that’s okay, I’ll still keep drinking that garbage
An I think you should leave sketch where Tim says “I don’t even want to be around anymore” while in hilariously monstrous prosthetics
A comic showing two identical kingdoms with one side labeled “our blessed homeland, our glorious leader, our great religion, our noble populace, and our heroic adventurers,” and the other side labeled their barbarous wastes, their wicked despot, their primitive superstition, their backward savages, and their brutish invaders.”
Joaquin Phoenix in his academy award winning role as Joker in Joker (2019) saying his iconic line, “I’m going to become the Joker”
Text reading Iranian citizens “see this moment” — following Israeli and American airstrikes against Iran on Feb. 28 — “as the only conceivable path toward finally being free of the Islamic regime,” said Poorya Mollahosseini, a graduate student from Iran studying electrical and computer engineering at Princeton. The war is the fault of the regime, Mollahosseini said, because its leaders refuse “to relinquish power despite lacking public support and relying solely on violence to maintain control.”
A meme post made by sportswriter Jon Bois saying “NFL’s New Overtime Rules - First possession per team -Which comes first: score or possession -If coin flip is heads, elect to kick or receive. Same if tails, once possession -If a field goal is kicked on first possession, team on field must acquiesce”
results to the human benchmark test showing I'm in the 97.2 percentile on typing speed, 96.9% on sequence memory, 92.1% on chimp test, 90.4% on visual memory, 87.8% on number memory, 60.2% on verbal memory, and, embarrassingly, 38.5% on aim trainer and 19.1% on reaction time.
A bird's eye view of a chess match where, importantly, both white knights and bishops have been moved and the white king has castled kingside
Iconic picture of Trump doing jazz hands in front of like 300 cold McDonald’s burgers at the White House
Squidward (americans) looking out the window longingly at SpongeBob and Patrick having fun (the rest of the world arresting pedophiles)
The “nutrition facts” on the back of a chocolate bar showing in large font “calories: 170,” but much smaller font, “serving size 1/3 of bar”
Three Skeet drafts, in order, “it happened,” “today is the day Donald Trump became president,” and “who needs their pussy eaten”
The congressional representative from Parks and Rec who smiles, wears a suit, and walks into an office and stares at a wall unblinking and unmoving for hours.