World Ahead

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several concha pastries on a wooden table
Screenshot of a tweet, showing a picture of a smiling family on a jetski. Text above the photo reads, "this is how the photos be lookin in headlines when a white man kills his entire family"
Patrick Stewart as King Richard, wearing a gold crown, chainmail, and a leather and red and blue fabric vest, looks down and says 'Make him part of the tour."
3 pool noodles, all showing labels which have dates between August 2025 to January 2026.
The cover of 'The Edge of Space-Time' by Chandy Prescod-Weinstein. A white background, behind a circle divided in half -- the right side is swirly pastel pink, orange, and yellow pattern resembling the clouds of a gas planet, and the left contains black and white concentric oblong shapes reminiscent of planetary orbits. The book title is above the illustration, and the author's name is below it.
Screenshot of Lemmings video game, showing 1 lemming digging a path out of a confined space, while 4 more lemmings follow behind.
An intersection with the traffic lights supported on a large blue pipe
A grey and brown cat is standing in a black plastic crate, staring intently at a large quantity of fake flowers.
An older man, wearing a dark suit, blue shirt, and blue patterned tie, raises one arm and scowls.
An image of brown unidentifiable food in a bowl, under a label reading "Bachelor Chow: Now with Flavor!"
An L station in Chicago, showing several people waiting on an open-air platform and snow resting in the track bed
Screenshot of a post by CBS News, including a link to an article. Article is titled, "Mark Zuckerberg set to testify in a landmark social media addition (sic) trial today. Here's what to know." Subtitle text reads, "The landmark trial on social media addiction marks the first time the Meto (sic) CEO will defend his company in front of a jury."
An image of the semaphore flags for "O" and "P". "O" is evenly divided diagonally, with red on top and yellow on bottom, and has a message of "Man overboard." "P" is a white square with a thick black border, and has a message of "All persons to report on board."
A white semaphore flag with a black cross, labeled for alphabet: "X," and for message: "Stop carrying out your intentions"
A screenshot describing an art installation of a large lizard, catching an insect, made of scrap metal and perched on a roof.
A screenshot of a green & white background, with the word "perilous" under the title "Your 2026 Word"
A screenshot from the Wikipedia page about the Measles vaccine, with the following text highlighted: "In the late 1950s and early 1960s, nearly twice as many children died from measles as from polio . . . In the id-twentieth century, measles was particularly devastating in West Africa where child mortality was 50% before age 5 . . . "
A grey cat sits under a Christmas tree, looking very smug, with unwrapped gifts nearby
A crop of the O P photo, highlighting a man in the crowd who is wearing a brown coat and pointed, slouchy brown hat
A Christmas tree that looks like Oscar the Grouch, wearing a Santa hat, in his trash can
The cover of the book __The Lucifer Effect__ by Philip Zimbardo
A grey cat is curled up inside a blue backpack. She looks very content.
Screenshot from a movie trailer, showing a chicken and farmlanfblurring padt quickly, with the word Angel superimposed.
screenshot of the wikipedia entry for the spangled drongo, reading "Trivia: The unsuccessful racehorse Drongo was named after the bird, which led to the Australiam slang insult "drongo" meaning "idiot". (citation needed)."
A cluster of Spanish Bayonet plants, displaying their well-earned name
A cat is laying on a pile of tree branches, inside a red bag.
A boy stands scowling at an old man. Text reads, "It came to me in a dream, and then I forgot it in another dream."
A grey cat is very cozily curled up and half asleep, claiming sole possession of 2 plaid blankets and a fuzzy pillow.
A headline from station WFTV9, reading "Crews remove checkered flag crosswalk at Daytona International Speedway"
A small brown dog looks exasperated, overwhelmed, one might even say henpecked, while sitting in the grass surrounded by white and brown ducks.
A grey cat with her chin resting on 2 zen strip stickers on a laptop keyboard
A large grey cat sulks in a corner, refusing to look at the camera even though he was bribed with catnip treats.
A grey cat sits on a tan tile floor, looking up.
Aerial view of a house directly across the street from a school, showing that the house's driveway is positioned such that school traffic will completely prevent the homeowner entering or exiting their own property between 730-8 am and 245-315 pm every day.
A grey cat sits on a light brown tile floor, looking up hopefully at a human. The human's feet are just visible as the edge of the image.
cover art of Joan Didon's "Slouching Towards Bethlehem"
A black skimmer stands on a beach, looking majestic
a graph depicting a series of colored lines. Each line represents the average temperature for the year, from 1850 to 2020. The graph is largely blue and white with occasional pale peach stripes, until we reach 1990, after which nearly every line is increasingly dark shades of orange and red.
A comparison of 2 graphs, showing that Florida experiences twice as many days eith temperatures over 90F as we did in tge 1970s, and four times as many days with the heat index above 100F as we did in the 1960s. Created by a local weather station.
A cartoon image of a garden. Several adorable red and yellow ladybugs are resting on the plants.
Screenshot of a post by Tom Reagan's Hat, reading "Luke also blew up 1.5M space fascists," in response to a quoted post by Ian Bassin, which reads, "This is a crucial point from Ezra Klein, and there's a corollary to it: as infuriating as Trump's actions are, as tempting and justifiable it is to respond with vitriol, that just let's them make us into worse people. Let the hate flow through you, the Emperor urged. Luke declined, and so must we."
screenshot of a July 2017 tweet from Jared Yates Sexton, reading "I worked on this story for a year and he just tweeted it out."
A book cover titled "The River of Doubt: Theodore Roosevelt's Darkest Journey" by Candice Millard
A grey cat, wearing a blue e-collar, sits on a person's lap, directly on top of a therapeutic heating pad device.
Screenshot from the OP linked article. It reads, "Can you imagine The Post smugly diminishing a progressive woman (or man) as "radiant, blond and apple-cheeked"?
Cover of the book "Kitty Genovese: A True Account of a Public Murder and its Private Consequences" by Catherine Pelonero
A yellow social distancing reminder sticker on a grey tile floor, in front of a toilet
Screenshot of a text reading, "[damn it] We'll LOSE all 3 special elections & the GOP expands their Majority of no one donates! 3X-MATCH" followed by a link to the PAC's donation page
A room subdivided by a completely borderless glass wall
Supplement Facts label showing ingredients of chromium, magnesium, selenium, vitamin d, and zinc, as well as a number of proprietary blends of nonsense herbal remedies.
A screenshot of Merrian-Webster's post, reading, "Take a screenshot of this GUF, and whichever weird you land on of YOUR word for 2025. Godspeed." The frozen word in the GIF below is "avant-garde".
A platter of pecan sticky buns, already half eaten even though they only came out of the oven 10 minutes ago
Two small lizards sleeping on a bowl of water. One is holding onto the edge of the bowl; the other is propped up against the wall above the edge of the bowl.
Two large full pots on a stove, cooking down into chicken stock.
A BBC News headline reading "Trump names Pam Bondi for attorney general after Gaetz withdraws". The headline is illustrated with a photograph of Bondi.
Sxreenshot of a New York Times guest column, an opinion essay titled, "When Will Democrats Learn to Say No?", published Nov. 16 2024. It is illustrated with a double image of a cartoon blue donkey, wearing a fake unicorn horn tied to its head, and standing knee-deep in mud.
A grey cat sits on a desk, on top of a notebook and in front of a computer, efficiently preventing any more work from being accomplished.
A grey cat is lying on the lap of a person wearing black pants. The cat is very comfortable and has no intention of moving.
A gret cat sits on a desk, blocking access to the calendar and many other supplies.