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Amirite?!

"Thought for the day: more people have been arrested for touching the Reflecting Pool in Washington DC than for anything coming out of the Epstein files." -- ChrisO_wiki (Image shows innocent people being arrested by police at the Reflecting Pool)
Okay okay. I am lost. Trump, who said he couldn't go to his son's wedding went to his NJ club to golf or whatever, then some kind of Iranian deal may have happened where Iran gets all the things. THEN "Trump rushed to DC just in time for an "assassin attempt". I won't say this is the WORST episode of the season but zero stars, poorly developed plotlines, boring dialog, and overused plot twists. Lame." --mia_mercy_love post from Threads
"Of course there were gun shots at the White House.The place has really gone to shit since they let a felon move into the neighborhood." Mr William Sprek @threads post image
Image shows a countryside tree overgrown a wall that has a portal like hole in it. rhube:"There was a wall here once. The tree remembers, but now the wind blows through roots that once nestled among stones." iamthirtyaf: "If I climb through it... can I escape to a dimension where none of this is happening?"
Pierre Poilievre isn’t leading with Canadian values — he’s copying Trump’s playbook, point by point: Childish nicknames Trump had “Crooked Hillary.” Poilievre has “Carbon Tax Carney.” A substitute for real debate. Empty slogans Trump: “Make America Great Again.” Poilievre: “Axe the Tax,” “Canada is broken.” Slogans over solutions. Pandering to extremism Trump defended the Covington teens; Poilievre brought coffee to the Convoy. He amplifies division, not unity. Media attacks Trump called journalists “enemies of the people.” Poilievre wants to “defund the CBC.” Weak leadership fears accountability. Political foes = enemies Trump never admitted defeat. Poilievre never congratulated Mark Carney. Democracy takes a back seat to grievance. Outsider cheerleaders Trump had Carlson, Jones, Musk. Poilievre has the same conspiracy fringe. Importing fringe over facts.
I asked ChatGPT “What silently disappeared without anyone noticing?” Posted on Reddit by Relative_Stand_4037 Here are a few thoughtful answers to that haunting question: 1. Boredom – Constant digital stimulation replaced it. 2. Privacy – Traded bit by bit for convenience. 3. Unstructured childhood play – Replaced by screens and organized activities. 4. Phone calls just to chat – Vanished in favor of texts and DMs. 5. Handwritten letters – Quietly faded into email archives. 6. Starry night skies – Drowned by light pollution. 7. Customer service with a real person – Replaced by chatbots and menus. 8. Time between moments – Filled with scrolling and notifications. 9. The sound of silence – Replaced by earbuds and background noise. 10. Trust in institutions – Worn away little by little.
FOX NEWS: Radical leftist cult leader executed.
When you're accidentally included in a war plan group chat.
Elon Musk: "They're in a group chat without me?!"